NAMING RIGHTS THREAD: Liverpool really won't win the Premiership 2010-2011

obv we do not have the best defence in the world but City are really threatening and impressive when they start to get men forward and press

1619: "Liking this liveblogs", says nakhchivan on 606. We try our best for you people, we really do. What a great day of action.

Tevez again, stream was stalled, came back on with him celebrating. Don't think Dzeko has scored yet, I may finish a left nut down.

1624: GOAL Man City 3-2 Wolves (Edin Dzeko)

really clumsy from lescott there

thank fuck for that

Man City Goal: What. A. Turnaround. Man City have been growing visibly in confidence in the past ten minutes, and they get their reward when Paulo Zabaleta makes space on the right and fires in a peach of a cross, and there's that man Edin Dzeko to head majestically into the bottom corner past the despairing gloves of Wayne Hennessey on his debut. City surely now cruising to their first ever league title.

16:29 PENALTY TO WOLVES

1630: GOAL Man City 3-3 Wolves (Doyle Pen) Unbelievable. Literally seconds after it looked like the match was done and dusted, Joleon Lescott inexplicably clatters into Kevin Doyle's knees in the area with the clumsy ferocity of a Midlands gangster furiously kneecapping someone for having sex his wife in a carpark. Doyle dusts himself down to slot home calmly from the resultant spot kick, Joe Hart's despairing dive taking him in the opposite direction, and, perhaps also, away from the England call-up he dreams of. Game. On.

1635: GOAL Chelsea 2-0 Blackburn (Anelka)

demba ba failed his medical :(

Chelsea goal: The Blues double their advantage, Nicolas Anelka rising to power a low header past the despairing dive of Paul Robinson. The former England goalkeeper may feel he should have kept that one out. Ten minutes to play at Stamford Bridge.

Christophe Berra could play every week in a big fucking pair of clown shoes and it wouldn't noticeably change his performance.

fuck they're bringing LJ on to have a 10 minute piss-take

16:40: What a chance to wrap the game up. Yaya Toure skips through the Wolves backline on a brilliant, slaloming individual run - the Ivorian finds himself on a hat trick, one on one with the despairing Wayne Hennessey, but can only scuff his shot miserably wide with the Wolves keeper beaten all ends up.

4-3 ZOOOOOOOOB!!!

Cleared off behind the line, linesman gives it, 8 or 9 minutes to play.

Game. On.

From TallowyRelic47 on Twitter: Re 1624 - they'll have to start calling him "Heading" Dzeko!

Finished 4-3.

If we play like this for the rest of the season we'll finish top half.

Some bullshit interview on ESPN here with Theo asking him where he gets his honesty from. That'll be that honesty about being dishonest?

Theo's not asking anyone, he's being asked.

http://soccernet.espn.go.com/news/story/_/id/865822/joey-barton:-i%27m-england%27s-best-midfielder-right-now?cc=3888

"I don't think it is for me to say but at the end of the day I don't think there is anyone playing better than me in this country. That's an honest answer, not a big-header answer."

joey has been visiting sealand i take it

weird feeling of both feeling this is the worst we've played all season and yet that that we could win 6-0

DAN: What's your opinion of Jermaine Jones? Going to do the funky chicken any day now.

i wonder if van injury is the player who has hit the woodwork the most in the history of the game. and then i remember i dont care.

kneeeees up muvva braaaaaaaan

lol how much does wayne bridge get paid?

90k pw iirc

cunted right in the kisser.

the abu dhabi sovereign wealth fund can take the hit tbh

wayne bridge

ikr

one of the most inept 'challenges' i can remember

there must've been worse debuts. Ali Dia maybe

fuck the inevitable avram grant sympathy vote after this, he's a shit manager and a cunt

zola was too good for this shower

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_dGx97doCdyE/TQTHls7YWnI/AAAAAAAAC6M/TMCGthf7UQg/s1600/rake-dso-a.jpg

cuckolded, cornholed & curtain called

rip bridge man

jesus christ bridge wtf

great goal from vaughan

Jaaskelainen's beard makes him look a bit Varg Vikernesy.

o_O at Stoke now being equal on points with Bolton, and with a game in hand.

http://www.football365.com/story/0,17033,8652_6665648,00.html

rip nat lofthouse

a nation mourns. knighthood campaign to be abandoned i guess.

and villa sign makoun with little fuss

http://i.imgur.com/4d9yH.jpg

god it must be hell managing a Premier League football club

http://i.imgur.com/4d9yH.jpg

Loved Timothy Spall in "The King's Speech", but thought the product placement was too much.

oh man that was a piss poor shot from Sunderland then

but this game is RED HOT so far

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/m/man_city/9362990.stm

lol at 1:10 onwards

nader minoo, as commentators call him, replaces by zenden

no welbeck no credibility for sunlun

cmon u cunts son these miserable fuxx

nader minoo?

villa look desperate to settle for losing a point.