NAMING RIGHTS THREAD: Liverpool really won't win the Premiership 2010-2011

From AndyBulman on Twitter: "Managers can't complain about getting sacked when they are prepared to discuss taking over each other's jobs MO'N [Martin O'Neill]."

See the BBC have added the brackets to helpfully clarify for you, the reader, that M'ON means Martin O'Neill, but I'm pretty sure that's the chink in the armour his lawyers need to bankrupt Andy Bulman for his heinous accusations.

M....O'N...

I'm not sure any of these games is entertaining enough on its own, and am tempted to try and rig up some pan-Veetle-Sopcast ersatz Soccer Saturday control room so I can half pay attention to all of them, and maybe figure out if liveblogging five games at once really is far easier than those slow-ass BBC guys make it seem.

CITEH CAN'T DEFEND

:D

Classic goalmouth pinball, Milijas didn't need to cunt that one, 1-0 to the Wanderers

1508 - Belter of a chance for Chelsea. It's ping pong in the Blackburn penalty area and the ball falls kindly for Didier Drogba, who takes a touch but spoons the ball hopelessly over the bar. How. Has. He. Missed. That. Chance. It. Was. A. Really. Good. Chance. To. Take. The. Lead. Still 0-0 at Stamford Bridge.

So we sportingly let Yaya steam into the box unopposed

think we have to score again cos I wd bet my left nut that Dzeko will score today

1512: GOAL Man City 0-1 Wolves (Milijas)

FANTASTIC FUCKING BUILD UP HUNT-FLETCHER-JARVIS WITH THE FINISH straight into the centre back's face. Should've been 2-0. Citeh fans booing.

think they might refuse to lend us Joleon if we get a result here today

the ref's gone nuts he's give us two free kicks in a row

Wolves Goal: Well this wasn't in the script. Good work from Matt Jarvis on the right, who whips a cross in for Neved Miljias to take a touch and rifle a left foot shot high into the roof of the despairing Joe Hart's net. Is an astonishing upset on the cards here?

that description is so wrong

and it's Nenad iirc

will say this: City is shook

Looks like that's the first time today I get to use my lovely shiny new "That's The Joke" image! Give the page a cheeky refresh and you'll see it.

1525 Wolves' defence is being stretched to breaking point by City's frighteningly efficient catenaccio. It's surely only a matter of time.

they've got back into it but y'know wishful thinking much?

ah cock

1538 Huge controversy at Stamford Bridge as a long range shot appears to strike a Blackburn hand in the the crowded penalty area. A frustrated Ramires catches Junior Hoilett in mid-air and hits him with an elevated powerbomb, and he has every right to be frustrated.

1540: GOAL Man City 0-2 Wolves (Kolo Toure)

Una bella partita according to the guy on Sky Calcio, sounds fair enough

what is going on

halftime tbh

Wolves went 1-0 up, really went at them for the first 20 minutes, City got back into it, equalised in the 40th-ish, we immediately went after them again. 1-1 half time, both goals kinda scrambly, City getting after us down the right especially on account of Ward being a fucking terrible left back mostly. More goals to come I suspect but wd snatch yr hand off if you offered us a point now.

15.55: GOAL Man City 0-3 Wolves (Sturridge)

ha thanks for that but i rly meant itt, it's a weird rolling commentary in here today

feel like i haven't sat thru a terrible glitchy stream and agonised for weeks

i've stopped streaming., connection's just not good enough.

Tevez with a beaut acc to thompson

brilliant from tevez

fucking brilliant. shit defending tho.

1604Reports coming through that West Ham have inadvertently offered a contract to a trading centre designed to allow people to sell old cars in exchange for elongated slimy fishes.

It was THAT kind of Mart and Own Eel!

3-1 stick a fork in it. they could well end up slaughtering us on the break here. Sure Mick's got a Plan B tho.

http://i.imgur.com/QyMmW.jpg

lol how long u been saving that?

1610: GOAL Man City 1-2 Wolves (Yaya Toure)

Man City right back in it as Yaya Toure embarks on a magnificent, slaloming individual before slotting between the despairing legs of Wayne Hennessey for his second goal of the day. That move all started, by the way, with a fabulous punch from Joe Hart, who must surely be knocking on the door of an England call-up despite his earlier error. Game. On. At. Maine. Road.

ha just gisd it xp

liking these counterfactual liveblogs btw

streams are increasingly sketchy and unwatchable but i think this is gonna be a great game for the neutrals or City sympathisers on MotD

obv we do not have the best defence in the world but City are really threatening and impressive when they start to get men forward and press

1619: "Liking this liveblogs", says nakhchivan on 606. We try our best for you people, we really do. What a great day of action.

Tevez again, stream was stalled, came back on with him celebrating. Don't think Dzeko has scored yet, I may finish a left nut down.

1624: GOAL Man City 3-2 Wolves (Edin Dzeko)

really clumsy from lescott there

thank fuck for that

Man City Goal: What. A. Turnaround. Man City have been growing visibly in confidence in the past ten minutes, and they get their reward when Paulo Zabaleta makes space on the right and fires in a peach of a cross, and there's that man Edin Dzeko to head majestically into the bottom corner past the despairing gloves of Wayne Hennessey on his debut. City surely now cruising to their first ever league title.

16:29 PENALTY TO WOLVES

1630: GOAL Man City 3-3 Wolves (Doyle Pen) Unbelievable. Literally seconds after it looked like the match was done and dusted, Joleon Lescott inexplicably clatters into Kevin Doyle's knees in the area with the clumsy ferocity of a Midlands gangster furiously kneecapping someone for having sex his wife in a carpark. Doyle dusts himself down to slot home calmly from the resultant spot kick, Joe Hart's despairing dive taking him in the opposite direction, and, perhaps also, away from the England call-up he dreams of. Game. On.

1635: GOAL Chelsea 2-0 Blackburn (Anelka)