"Can I say you're my girlfriend on Facebook?"

the day fbook introduced custom urls, roxy trusted me w/ her fbook password so that i could register her custom URL for her

a few months later i logged in and turned all her profile pictures upside down

<3 <3 <3 <3

XOJ

haha and that is the day i stopped trusting u tbh as u are a duplicitous fuq iirc

(jk lol)

haha i had forgotten that that is how you got the password tho. i was SO DESPERATE to have facebook.com/gabbneb that i had u log in for me while i was at work

worth it imo

http://developers.facebook.com/blog/post/446

Farcebook making yer mobile number and email address available to developers. How that would benefit ANY user anywhere in the world is a mystery http://media.photobucket.com/image/it%20is%20a%20mystery/ll_Crayola_ll7/Emotes/th_iiamicon2.gif but pretty clear how corrupt shitheads will exploit this for money.

You don't disclose it unless you explicitly give permission, but still.

sorry, ACTUAL PHYSICAL address, not email address

As I said to someone else about this, what idiot is putting their home address/phone number in their profile to start with?

ikr but the motive still stinks to high heaven.

moms

I avoid 99% of apps too, so.

its crazy how bad facebook has fucked up their whole app system - you know when a good % of yr users wont mess w/it for fear of unattended consequences youve got a problem

so a friend of mine has just had his profile shut down. no explanation and they're not giving jim an explanation. effing weird.

Also FB made it much easier to detect when a user unlikes a page.

This will Page admins immediately recognize if something they’ve done, like post a controversial status update, is causing users to unsubscribe.

That makes sense, to me. Any developer would love to know what steps/missteps cause changes to their userbase.

The address/phone thing is needless though. This shit's just made me think "fine, no more apps". I cant think of the last time I saw one I *genuinely* needed anyway. Theyre all quizzes, "causes" and horoscope shit.

Really not a whole lot of difference between most Facebook apps and

http://www.shareasale.com/image/mlist-b4u02.gif

Yeah totally!

Except I guess the sneaky $5 /second charges and whatnot on SMS

I remember when old people first started using e-mail, and they were all "Why am I getting all this junk mail? I never go to sites that talk about pennis?" and now, they're all going to be asking the same damn questions all over again.

n e 1 4 pennis

http://i51.tinypic.com/ejwgh1.jpg

WTH is that.

I never see FB ads, adblock plus with the latest profile set kills the lot.

http://www.facebook.com/ArcadeApparel, apparently!

I am...slightly less confused.

I'm scared to know what an "outdoor fun belt" is. Does it prevent hernias while bungee jumping?

maybe the company manufactures bungee jumping gear for babies

the last time I saw one I *genuinely* needed anyway.

lol

I really needed my Addicted to Futurama app, chut up.

so this subject was touched on some months ago...but the 10 friends that facebook picks to list under your profile is really bothering me...like I'm pretty sure 80% of the people they list are people with whom you've fb-interacted recently but then there are always 1-2 people who are there for absolutely no reason. what was so bad about just using a pure random group of friends? it's something I notice every time I log in at this point.

so he DID notice it and he changed it to

my wife is hilarious.

might be a note of sarcasm in there.

lol!

Just got kicked over to the new profile mself. Whatev. I think that list of friends it shows you can change - a la myspace top 10 maybe? - but I cant work out how.

Why can't the apps just deal w/granular permissions? There are plenty I would add if only I could say "yeh sure have my name and friends list but i'm fucked if you're posting to my wall or getting my phone number" in the authorise box.

http://i331.photobucket.com/albums/l442/acrobins/armsgettingfatter.jpg

I laughed a lot at this and then felt really mean. Girl in question isn't actually fat, I think the guy's comment just came out wrong.

http://i53.tinypic.com/rat5hx.jpg

"Can I say you're my teenage dream on my Facebook?"

"Can I say I'm friends with you, Jewel, while one of my employees hover-hands you for this awkward photo?"

http://i51.tinypic.com/350nqdt.jpg

Zuckerburg is the creepiest man on the planet imo.

Who's the girl on the far right?

(Cause the girl on the left is Jewel, I'm just assuming she's someone else famous plus she's recognizable [and plus she looks interesting])

haha hover-hand

http://i51.tinypic.com/71r9kl.jpg

Hey! That guy's browsing Facebook at work oh wai--

Is that Katy Perry?

http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/altreport/2011/01/katy-perry-visits-facebook-hq-mark-zuckerbro-has-hornie-grin.html

Is that Sen. Mark Warner (D-Va.)?

http://cdn.hipsterrunoff.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/800/20110121-8inshnwc3pwsh26ss37imcnud3.jpg

And for a billion dollar company, Facebook has a shitty workplace.

looks just like the movie

http://runt-of-the-web.com/post/2472562549/why-i-need-quit-facebook

This fucking horrible black-bordered pop-up has just started appearing when you view photos. Really hope it's not permanent. Stop fiddling, Zuckerberg.

An eminently more sensible addition would be to have a hi-res viewing option on photos.

ive noticed on some of my friends photos there is a button for "download hi-res version" now