Lindsay Lohan: "Hot, Ready, and Legal!"

getting high w/ her would probably lead to long unpleasant convos about how badly she wants an Oscar and how much she loves Sam and how her dad needs to give her some space

-- some dude, Friday, July 18, 2008 1:06 PM (Friday, July 18, 2008 1:06 PM) Bookmark Link

see, i'm of the mind that getting high with her would lead to a huge, never-ending supply of premium blow.

OK but how does that make her more fun than any other rich drug addict?

hey man, if you want to party with andy dick that's your thing. me, i'll stick with LL.

oh I didn't realize the only choices were dangerous head cases

rich drug addict

why does she look so great lately? i almost want to say she's figured out her mustache tan thing.

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LA's police chief speaks:

"If you notice, since Britney started wearing clothes and behaving; Paris is out of town not bothering anybody, thank God; and, evidently, Lindsay Lohan has gone gay, we don't seem to have much of an issue.

"If the ones that attract the paparazzi behave in the first place, like we expect of anybody, that solves about 90% of the problem. The rest of it we can deal with."

awesome

Lindsay Lohan has gone gay, we don't seem to have much of an issue.

best

like she's gay now, not a troublemaker

I just love that.

lezzin it up = law and order

http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g192/rrawn/LohanSpearsandHilton.jpg

really that look on brit's face is perfect

LL's lipstick colour is atrocious.

the goth dyejob and fake tan aren't helping either

I only just found out about this whole SamRo situation. Samantha Ronson looks like the kind of girl I would have a horrible crush on - horrible both because it would never be fulfilled and because I would know in my heart that she wasn't really my type at all (the shoes, the DJ culture, augh!) - but she's totally hot (less so as brunette) and if she could go back in time and date LiLo from four years ago they would be the hottest couple in America.

Also the appeal of: even though SR has the resume of a generic well-placed showbiz insider type, her entire presentation kind of feels like some scroungy kid you would sort of know around town, opening up the possibility that YOU TOO could somehow charm your way into the heart of Lohan.

"heart"

"of"

"turds"

by Joseph Conrad

More like Joseph Colonrad

Blowseph Colonrad

http://supercolonblow.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/colonblow.jpg

RIP.

samantha ronson is pete doherty and i claim my $5

watch out, last time someone went "lol samantha ronson looks like a dude" ally kirked out on deeznuts pretty hardcore.

some side effect. go for it hoos!

I'm not sayin "lol she is masculine" I'm like "yo she bears a striking resemblance to one mister peter doherty"

to be fair i think it's the hat that does it

also pale, slpotchy, hairless faces

damn, i really hit the typo jackpot / "slpotchy"

Also the appeal of: even though SR has the resume of a generic well-placed showbiz insider type, her entire presentation kind of feels like some scroungy kid you would sort of know around town, opening up the possibility that YOU TOO could somehow charm your way into the heart of Lohan.

-- Doctor Casino, Thursday, August 28, 2008 11:34 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

this is why i was so excited when they were at the Cock downtown. i felt like i could have weaseled myself into some stupid conversation, and it would've been a blast.

pretty OTM dr. c xcept LL is lookin really hot these days

actually i do kind of think they're the hottest couple right now. it's just such a cute contrast

http://www.usmagazine.com/news/lindsay-lohan-calls-bristol-palin-teen-pregnancy-distracting

;)

# HISTORIC LOHAN PEACE ACCORD

What?

The actress had other than besides politics on her mind: She asked fans to help her find Dixie cups of ice cream for her girlfriend Samantha Ronson.

...?

barry o turns down mrs. ronson

http://www.suntimes.com/entertainment/zwecker/1167580,CST-FTR-zp17.article

Finally:
http://ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5gdgbKGT9Gv8WjQStqYAS2gwanWzwD93CPSO81

Did anyone ever really think she was straight?

I still don't necessarily think that she's gay, just in a gay relationship.

I don't know why, but I find this kind of heartbreaking.

Why? She seems a lot happier...

happiness is fleeting

.. but it's here, for now, so enjoy it.

(Who am I talking to here? I guess LLo is not reading this...)

http://media.tumblr.com/fFsbqlx6uet0cfb8vEG6LKn9o1_500.jpg

i love you and her

I'd put odds on an Anne Heche trajectory here. Look for a well-deserved Emmy nomination and a carpenter husband in 2014.

ps that outfit is nice