NAMING RIGHTS THREAD: Liverpool really won't win the Premiership 2010-2011

we're due several wins and numerous apologies from successive top refs

Is Webb reffing it? If so Spurs 20-1 amarite?

That was more to do with his Spurs history than the weekend where he got both the big decisions right imo.

you dont get to be a top ref without favouring utd

Sturridge has gone to Las Vagas iirc.

The player, an International footballer who is in his late twenties and currently single, has a reputation as a ‘clean cut' sportsman and is based in North London.

In the past he has even spoken of his strongly held religious beliefs and his refusal to touch alcohol - yet in the video footage he is understood to be seen drinking heavily.

Dunno if I'd describe Defoe as "clean cut" but hey...

what is this?

The player, an International footballer who is in his late twenties and currently single, has a reputation as a ‘clean cut' sportsman and is based in North London.

In the past he has even spoken of his strongly held religious beliefs and his refusal to touch alcohol - yet in the video footage he is understood to be seen drinking heavily.

Bet he's glad the paper can't reveal his identity.

was basically thinking 'screw you dm' aye

‘We can confirm that police are investigating an allegation of blackmail against a 27-year-old man.’

27 years old, known to put his penis in places it shouldn't be, plays in North London, supposedly doesn't drink...

It's Rapey van Injury obv.

these cunts always have such boring scandals

can't one of them at least get a 14 yr old pregnant or run a dog fighting syndicate in thailand or set fire to a branch of toys'r'us

preferably not the one in southwark that the N21 has to drive past

Van Persie is married though.

defoe is 28

the DM had to give him a little cover

In the past he has even spoken of his strongly held religious beliefs and his refusal to touch alcohol

WhatCha makhe of this wee clue?

mooslim

dioufy has asked me to let u know he hs sold his canonbury villa, and in case his personal reading of the quran allows for the consumption of liquor

in /any/ case

Don't you have a fake dioufy twitter already?

Quran may allow for consumption of liquor but Imams who consider it allowable insist that the Book condemns "drunkenness" so he's screwed anyway.

Also think we should just start making up rumours that are way more fun than the ones in reaaaality

or we could just ignore this spurious bullshit

damn a hoy there's an idea

i dunno tho, thebig_sam works cuz irl sam is a boring choad but irl dioufy is never dull

Rumours of a videotape featuring a 6'7" North London-based striker who can't head the ball and cannot be named for legal reasons, in a steamy sex session with high class call girls dressed as Oompa Loompas, a West Highland Terrier and a case of Cadbury's Double Deckers.

She said he had surprisingly good feet.

http://twitter.com/dioufy

fuck him

or we could just ignore this spurious bullshit

― legerndrymayne (acoleuthic), Thursday, January 13, 2011 1:26 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

What else is there to talk about? Liverpool?

They wanna sack Hodgson, he's terrible.

idk, that benitez at valencia looks promising, two titles in a row

Need a Liverpool Giant imo, King Kenny would restore some pride and dignity.

arsenal could do worse than that chamakh at bordeaux, clean living type with no airs and graces

yeah I heard he doesn't drink cos his religion forbids it

yeah tbf it was always going to be weird being a mormon in bordeaux, but apparently the only use he has for a wine bottle is for shoving it up a flange in one of his wholesome khan tusion style gonzo flicks

anyone else a bit worried about paul gascoigne? comedy boobs are comedy boobs but maybe its getting a bit ott

Nah, there's some level-headed pros like Adams and Fowler in the England set-up, I reckon they'll keep him on the straight and narrow.

the sooner gazza gets out of the tyneside goldfish bowl the better, nightly piss ups with five bellies and moaty are all very well but a move to london would be sure to calm him down

totes gonna beat argentina. heard about that tweaking short fella who failed at barca is their only player! lol our backline will have it up 'em before they know it

What the hell do Everton think they're playing at? Their cross-city rivals are dominating Europe, and they appoint Howard fucking Kendall to break the stronghold?

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This Hungary side looks alright actually, but Matthews should make mincemeat out of them, and Billy Wright's gonna fucking flatten 'em.

jol in

Ref! Ref! Handball ref! That cunt Webb-Ellis was totally fucking blatant about it.

http://i.imgur.com/0yq2P.jpg

This Hungary side looks alright actually, but Matthews should make mincemeat out of them, and Billy Wright's gonna fucking flatten 'em.

― 전승 Complete Victory (in Battle) (NotEnough), Thursday, 13 January 2011 14:16 (4 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

lol thought about doing this one but thought we'd work back slowly

IRISH SKY SPORTS GIRL ALERT AMAZING

David Lammy, an MP who is bitterly opposed to Tottenham Hotspur's bid to move to the Olympic Park, has vowed to start legal action to stop the club taking the name with them if they win the right to move east.

The Tottenham MP has sought legal advice from experts in intellectual property on the possibility of winning an action preventing Spurs from using the name if they move from the borough and has been told he has a strong case.

Lammy, an intellectual property minister in the previous Labour administration, said: "Tottenham Hotspur was set up by a bunch of young people at All Hallows church in Tottenham 120 years ago. In the event that the current owners of Spurs take the club to Stratford, a new club will emerge. This is no different from the situation that emerged with MK Dons and AFC Wimbledon.

totes reet

Lammy doesn't seem to understand copyright law very well.

doesn't seem to understand anything very well, pretty crap even at demagogy by the looks of things

Can they not just become Hotspurs! like Woolwich Arsenal became They'dwintheleagueiftheycouldbuyastrikerthatwouldputheballinthebackofthenet!