Why is there no ILX celebrity sighting thread?

Ron Jeremy, walking out of the elevator as I was walking in with my boss and coworkers.

that reminds me, i was on a bus in chatsworth a few weeks ago and overheard a conversation between two male porn actors, talking about chicks they knew that they wanted to bang (or had already banged).

"Chatsworth Confessions," filled with scenes like what you saw, would be the most depressingly smutty Showtime show ever.

haha, i have to admit I was a bit off-put by reading "on a bus in chatsworth" on the celebrity sighting thread.

i wouldn't have mentioned it at all, but ya know, the ron jeremy sighting.

thats heartening that porn bros still care abt banging chix

minnie driver & eric stoltz at the playground where I brought my kids. they weren't together and didn't even seem to acknowledge each other (poor celeb etiquette to do so?)

I was introduced to Johanna Went a week or so ago. She has an installation at a gallery (based on Grey Gardens) and one of her friends there couldn't remember the directors' name and when I said Maysles she said "She's here do you want to meet her?" All I said to her was "I saw you perform at the Hong Kong Cafe in 79 or 80."

i think serena williams was standing behind me in the security line in the aspen airport. i resisted the urge to swoon (and of course, my wife rolled her eyes at me).

angelyne, in burbank!

maggie gyllenhaal at the hollywood farmers market yesterday

i saw jake at a restaurant downtown about a month ago

bill pullman at trader joe's, looking a bit unkempt

mine for the past week: mark ryden, one of the duplass bros, charlotte gainsbourg, dude from extreme home makeover

within 10 feet of me right now are both Stephen Merchant and world triple jump record holder Jonathan Edwards

saw mike skinner in bodeans in soho earlier this week.

and kate moss on gt portland st a few weeks ago

gary shteyngart outside early girl eatery in asheville nc

bf left me a message that he saw 'the asian dude from lost'. jealous. that guy was hot!

Jimmy Page! Yesterday, waiting in line at a cash machine just round from Goodge Street Station, noticed him checking out a girl who passed him, same old Jimmy, eh?

only caught a glimpse, but i thought i saw adam scott walking past the coffee bean at chandler/lankershim in north hollywood. parks and recreation shoots on location here sometimes.

actually their soundstage is nearby but i don't know exactly where.

Will Arnett at my workplace today, 'citing.

met a friend for breakfast in midtown Manhattan at a touristy faux diner and in the next booth, of all the cliched NYC celebrity sightings, was Jerome Seinfeld

Rupert Everett (who lives a couple of blocks away) smiled at me in the street the other day, thus delighting my inner 16-year-old fag hag.

saw mike skinner in bodeans in soho a few weeks back...

Nick Knowles was having breakfast (alone) in our hotel in Bath last weekend. He's a pretty big guy in real life.

OK, so I just saw Rob Newman pushing a pram (with a baby in it, in case you're wondering) down the same street where, twice in the last two weeks, I've seen Julia Davis leaning against a fence txting... same fence... same phone... same text? Not sure. Apparently Julia Davis lives with Julian Barratt, which would make sense as I've seen him hanging round too. Phew, North London, eh? Oh yeah, Gavin Esler almost knocked me over, out jogging with his dog... him out jogging with his dog that is, don't know him well enough to go jogging with his dog, or don't know his dog well enough, I don't jog anyway. North London, eh?

Nick Cave and John Lydon on a flight to Barcelona. Cave was back with us in economy. Lydon walked into the gates and said loudly, "Hello riff-raff!" Presumably he was talking to his crew but he was looking at everyone.

miranda july yesterday buying kitty litter and looking skinny

Edwina Curry and daughter laughing their heads of at bridesmaids in Cineworld, Ashton-Under-Lyne.

Stephen Jones the milliner, bouncing along London's Trendy Lamb's Conduit Street.

Ant or Dec, you decide
The security tried to block me and he wasn't to happy with me.
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only one during my 6 days in LA: Dennis Franz not laughing much, then nodding off, at a late-night Upright Citizens Brigade standup show.

i see josh hartnett p regularly---we're sorta neighbors, i think?

As I said - Marc Maron.

Also Azazel Jacobs and Michael J. Anderson aka the "dwarf" from Twin Peaks.

And Steven Soderbergh

and this guy

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/f/fa/Brian_Posehn_1.JPG/428px-Brian_Posehn_1.JPG

I will avoid this thread so as to not monopolize it with all of the B-listers that plague Los Angeles.
― why do old people and old users of ILX such bastardos (deangulberry)

man, Azazel Jacobs as a celebrity gives me pause

critically acclaimed movie director and scion of the modernist avant-garde Azazel Jacobs

license plate on a luxury car: D VON T

hoping it actually was miss dita:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dita_Von_Teese

I will avoid this thread so as to not monopolize it with all of the B-listers that plague Los Angeles.
― why do old people and old users of ILX such bastardos (deangulberry)

― Patrice Leclerc Delacroix Poussin (admrl), Tuesday, July 26, 2011 12:40 PM

haha i love b-listers. bring 'em on.

Muppet Movie shooting in Downtown LA - ALL members of Dr. Teeth and The Electric Mayhem. I told them I loved their work.

Ian Hislop, alighting from a train in deepest Kent.

Richard E Grant filming outside Cargo near Old Street a few weeks ago.

laura prepon having drinks with some guy the other night

bring 'em on

here you go:

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Garry Bushell walking along Euston Road. \o/

no gaunty, sure, but a pretty big fish nonetheless