WHO THE FUCK READS THE DAILY EXPRESS?

and then dioufy killed him.

what is the difference between refugee and asylum seeker, exactly? i thought that the official vocabulary had switched from the former to the latter in recent years in a sneaky rhetorical attempt to make it sound more like they shouldn't be here.

refugee is generally used now to refer to someone who has successful obtained asylum, but i agree the distinction is suspect.

on that note, the express and the daily star have withdrawn from the pcc, so they're now entirely unregulated. looking forward to some stellar contributions to race relations over the coming months.

*successfully

Wow, the Express is going to really achieve some hitherto unknown levels of barrel scraping isn't it?

what if anything did they get out of being part of the PCC in the first place?

mainly it's protection against government regulation being introduced. probably this won't attract much attention - they might just be haggling over fees - but if the express does something really atrocious that the public cares about while they're out of membership, it might tip things further towards ofpap being created or whatever. in the meantime, they'll just be licensed to be more racist and unpleasant than ever.

Overlooked ITT but the crossword at the end of the GET OUT OF THE EU special is just...

What good British acorns gron into (3)

err, grow

http://news.sky.com/sky-news/content/StaticFile/jpg/2011/Jan/Week3/15898475.jpg

First they came for our lightbulbs and I didn't speak out because I was filled up with sugar.

wow.

just.

wow.

A bagful of sugar helps the bullshit go down.

"I know why" is this year's "anger at fake pics"

I'm still smarting from their 'free cheese' scam, I'm not going to trust them to give me sugar.

Even though supposedly energy saving, critics argue that they are more expensive and not as bright.

How much do people get paid for writing crap like this, does anyone know?

critics argue that night is day and it's a conspiracy to say othewise.

Actually, critics argue and that's it.

A bagful of sugar helps the bullshit go down.

― seminal fuiud (NickB), Wednesday, 19 January 2011 07:36 (4 hours ago)

Maybe the DM could give away some salt, so people can take a pinch or two with every article.

Maybe Express readers could do with a gentle reminder of the connotations around the word "crusade" huh?

would just spur them on further?

Think today's front page shows the results of fortnightly rubbish collections:

http://news.sky.com/sky-news/content/StaticFile/jpg/2011/Jan/Week4/15919989.jpg

"How to fight winter gloom" = "Do not buy this newspaper"

"Why curry really is the spice of life"
"373k say Fuck the rest of the world"

http://images.dailyexpress.co.uk/img/dynamic/galleries/517x/23307.jpg

An amazing petition signed by an amazing 50% of their readership and an amazing 0.62% of the population.

I think 0.6% of the population is also about the level of dementia in the UK. Just saying.

That guy should be arrested for carrying a knife in central London.

He's also wearing a hooded top.

http://images.dailyexpress.co.uk/img/dynamic/galleries/517x/23309.jpg
That blokes face looks familiar.

yeah i think i've seen him on the cover of the daily express, near the top

And Matthew Sinclair, director of the TaxPayers’ Alliance group said: “blah blah blah inexcusable blah blah EU blah blah blah taxes blah blah waste blah bureaucracy blah blah blah taxpayers’ money blah EU blah blah is that ok - no-one going to reading this far down the page anyway right?

Nice attempt to make it look like there are more mail bags than there really are in that van. Or maybe they stuffed the eight DM readers in first pic in the van as well.

DE readers, not DM readers. Although I suppose they are essentially interchangeable.

Kate Hoey and Douglas Carswell - a marriage made in heaven.

LOL @ this review

http://www.express.co.uk/entertainment/view/228361/Review-PJ-Harvey-Let-England-Shake

http://news.sky.com/sky-news/content/StaticFile/jpg/2011/Feb/Week3/15933305.jpg

should make this into an express crusade iyam

Daily Express Front Page from 17th C

http://mercuriuspoliticus.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/routing-of-ranters.jpg

Christian Ranters Are Out Of Order

Sad to hear they're euthanising Bruce Willis.

never seen Churchill looking better tho, on the upside

FREE FLORA

FREE EARL

Thought that was baldy IDS.

http://news.sky.com/sky-news/content/StaticFile/jpg/2011/Mar/Week1/15944490.jpg

WHO IS THE MANIAC MASSACRING SWANS?

Carlos the Quackal

Isn't it obvious?

13 years of labour have taught people they can do as they like and not have to worry about punishment and many don't even know the difference between right and wrong.

There's a terrific article in to-day about how "Labour" has left us "all" with a "trillion" pounds of "debt".

http://i.imgur.com/7LI62.png

He said: "We have seen footage where a child is pushing a trolley out of a supermarket with a flat screen television in it.

Nice to see the Express on an anti-semitic tip, makes a change from the scary Islams

balanced coverage innit

Still blaming foreigners though.

The idea that each child can earn £120,000 a year is idiotic and then to multiply that by 5 to get to £600,000 is just dishonest the kind of shit you expect from DE journalists. Fuck, even calling them journalists makes me puke.

I dunno, it's only pushing three trolleys out of three supermarkets with a flat screen television in each every day.