I want to be Maggie Gyllenhaal

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A guy in my high school named Rikki Rocket as the smokinest babe in rock. He refused to believe that Rikki was a guy. He finally ended up uttering the classic line, "He is the hottest chick I have ever seen."

Or, "Lobotomomy in Rock and Roll High School".

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 20:43 (twenty-two years ago)

what i like about stifler isnt that hes traditionally attractive in that 'movie star perfection' way, i just want to fuck his brains out

― trife (simon_tr), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 20:43 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.megomuseum.com/custom/pics/jay01.jpg

― gabbo giftington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 20:45 (twenty-two years ago)

trife, you're totally hitting upon the reasons why I have mad lust for Zero Mostel, dude.

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 20:46 (twenty-two years ago)

xp: It's not that Maggie is a sacred object, Ally. In fact, it has nothing to do with Maggie at all. It's just that the tone is different here. I usually like Jess and Ethan separately -- but the snickering AIM chats rub me the wrong way.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 20:46 (twenty-two years ago)

"separately I like them. together, it is too much for one man to handle. like neapolitan ice cream"

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 20:47 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.nypl.org/research/transformations/images/thumb/70107.jpg

WATCH ALLY SWOON!

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 20:47 (twenty-two years ago)

we're like voltron, man

― gabbo giftington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 20:47 (twenty-two years ago)

zero mostel looks and acts exactly like my uncle

― trife (simon_tr), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 20:47 (twenty-two years ago)

LIKE, YOU GUYS DON'T EVEN KNOW ME!!!

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 20:48 (twenty-two years ago)

this thread is so misogynist.

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 20:48 (twenty-two years ago)

But there's only two of you jess! What, do you form the nutsack?

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 20:49 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.donnabarnes.com/Images/pix-4-b.jpg

― gabbo giftington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 20:49 (twenty-two years ago)

trife's "threadbare starving hobo" post is the funniest fucking thing I've read all day. Ergo, the thread rocks.

― Mr. Diamond (diamond), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 20:49 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.nypl.org/research/transformations/images/thumb/70107.jpg

"Ethan, give your aunt a kiss before I EAT YOUR SOUL!"

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 20:49 (twenty-two years ago)

I give that joke a 1.3, nickalicious..

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 20:49 (twenty-two years ago)

what i like about stifler isnt that hes traditionally attractive in that 'movie star perfection' way, i just want to fuck his brains out

Kinda difficult as you'd already be inside his brain, though

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 20:49 (twenty-two years ago)

"cookies and cream"

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 20:50 (twenty-two years ago)

"chocolate and peanut butter"

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 20:50 (twenty-two years ago)

http://simpsons.metropoliglobal.com/famosos/9F19LukePerry.jpg

― gabbo giftington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 20:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Hey, that's okay Ally, like with many many other ILxors, I only care if I laugh at the jokes I make.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 20:52 (twenty-two years ago)

is that Luke Perry? I like him for his personality and his quirky lack of open eyes.

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 20:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh, just let T and G have their fun. It's best not to poke that cat who is swatting the imaginary bird.

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 20:54 (twenty-two years ago)

confucious.

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 20:55 (twenty-two years ago)

Ah so.

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 20:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Don't confucious, get to the chorus!

― N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 20:57 (twenty-two years ago)

asshole.

― RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 20:57 (twenty-two years ago)

"eggs and bacon"

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 20:58 (twenty-two years ago)

This has turned into one of those threads that I see in the morning, has 162 new answers, I click on and think 'Thanks for nothing nu-ILE'.

― N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 21:01 (twenty-two years ago)

"shadow and boxing"

― David. (Cozen), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 21:01 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh yeah, for sure.

― N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 21:02 (twenty-two years ago)

N haven't you heard what hegel said abt quantity becoming quality?

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 21:02 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't get this thread.

― teeny (teeny), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 21:02 (twenty-two years ago)

Why no Julio, I haven't, but it sounds like horseshit.

― N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 21:03 (twenty-two years ago)

Teeny, it's mostly about how Jess wants to fuck Mark-Paul Gosselaar.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 21:04 (twenty-two years ago)

''Why no Julio, I haven't, but it sounds like horseshit.''

well, ITS TRUE!!!

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 21:06 (twenty-two years ago)

So all I need to do to make a boring thread good is go
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lots?

― N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 21:13 (twenty-two years ago)

More than that.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 21:16 (twenty-two years ago)

Is that Icelandic?

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 21:17 (twenty-two years ago)

my favorite threads have always been those really tremendous OLD-ILE ones like "what are you - heh heh - wearing right now?"

― Mr. Diamond (diamond), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 21:18 (twenty-two years ago)

I want to be Jake Gyllenhaal, so that I can transition from movies to working at Borders, then become me again.

― g--ff c-nn-n (gcannon), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 21:20 (twenty-two years ago)

I can do little but boggle.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 21:29 (twenty-two years ago)

MYYYYYYYY temple should be a house of PRAAAAYER!!
But you have made it a den of thieves!
Get out! Get OOOUUUUUTTT!

My time is almost through.
Little left to do.
After all, I've tried for three years.
Seems like thirty, seems like thirty......

― chaki (chaki), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 21:32 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.gamepreserve.com/store/images/items_thumb/boggle.jpg

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 21:33 (twenty-two years ago)

KITE, KELP, POST, STOP, POTS, LEEK, SOLE, SOLD ... Ah, I give up.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 21:39 (twenty-two years ago)

i'm sorry sarah

― amateurist (amateurist), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 21:41 (twenty-two years ago)

SPEED and KEEPS, for five-letters.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 22:56 (twenty-two years ago)

DEPOTS = 6

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 23:17 (twenty-two years ago)

DEEPOTS?

― g--ff c-nn-n (gcannon), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 23:19 (twenty-two years ago)

or do diagonals count?

― g--ff c-nn-n (gcannon), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 23:20 (twenty-two years ago)

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