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You know, you can already do that, whether you're dating me or not.

Just so everyone knows.

nabisco, Wednesday, 10 October 2007 20:41 (eighteen years ago)

c: v v pretty
d: stalker

xposts to bell labs

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Wednesday, 10 October 2007 20:41 (eighteen years ago)

You know, you can already do that, whether you're dating me or not.

Can you imagine the look on her partner's face?

Michael White, Wednesday, 10 October 2007 20:43 (eighteen years ago)

i dont think luna is real guys

chaki, Wednesday, 10 October 2007 20:50 (eighteen years ago)

oh chaki, give it a fuckin' rest already.

luna, Wednesday, 10 October 2007 20:51 (eighteen years ago)

c: might be real
d: is no chaki

Will M., Wednesday, 10 October 2007 20:53 (eighteen years ago)

We do lots of suspension of disbelief around here.

We all figured out Ned was a teenager around 2002, but we run with it anyway.

Forget it, Jake, it's the internet.

nabisco, Wednesday, 10 October 2007 20:54 (eighteen years ago)

give it a rest?? thats the first time ive posted that!

chaki, Wednesday, 10 October 2007 20:54 (eighteen years ago)

wait ned isnt a teenager?

chaki, Wednesday, 10 October 2007 20:57 (eighteen years ago)

r: is a bro, we could start a band
s: likes teenagers

Jordan, Wednesday, 10 October 2007 20:58 (eighteen years ago)

r: is drummer
s: is from WI

dan m, Wednesday, 10 October 2007 20:59 (eighteen years ago)

It might be the first for you, but it's about the 900th time I've seen it, and it was funny maybe the first time and now, not so much. I apologize, I should have said something more like "please, for the love of christ, no one ever say that again as it stopped being funny about 12 years ago."

luna, Wednesday, 10 October 2007 21:02 (eighteen years ago)

^ not real

DG, Wednesday, 10 October 2007 21:06 (eighteen years ago)

i didnt know it was a thing. i was not trying to be funny. i am just stating my opinion.

chaki, Wednesday, 10 October 2007 21:06 (eighteen years ago)

xp to Dan

r: tall, handsome, and jolly
s: a much kinder person than I am, would prob dislike me inside of 6 mos

Laurel, Wednesday, 10 October 2007 21:07 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.aurigintech.com/robot-typing-hand.jpg

omar little, Wednesday, 10 October 2007 21:07 (eighteen years ago)

xp to laurel

r: fancy dancing, general impression of awesomeness
s: appears to do things other than drink all day

John Justen, Wednesday, 10 October 2007 21:10 (eighteen years ago)

I'm having a beer at work right now, so...not much!

Laurel, Wednesday, 10 October 2007 21:11 (eighteen years ago)

Plaudits, Laurel

Michael White, Wednesday, 10 October 2007 21:12 (eighteen years ago)

c: i can borrow his awesome clothes!!!
d: reeks of booze early in the morning!

chaki, Wednesday, 10 October 2007 21:13 (eighteen years ago)

Persiflage! (Usually)

Michael White, Wednesday, 10 October 2007 21:14 (eighteen years ago)

c: keeps posting here so he can learn his weaknesses and improve upon them by reading the "d" column when someone inevitably posts after him
d: OR IS HE?

Will M., Wednesday, 10 October 2007 21:15 (eighteen years ago)

Nah, I'm just channeling my inner polygamist.

Michael White, Wednesday, 10 October 2007 21:16 (eighteen years ago)

Ho.

Laurel, Wednesday, 10 October 2007 21:19 (eighteen years ago)

it's a date, not marriage. sheesh, getting ahead of yourself. buy us a drink first! xp

Will M., Wednesday, 10 October 2007 21:19 (eighteen years ago)

Nah, I'm just channeling my inner polygamist slut.

Fixed.

Barkeep! A drink for the whole thread and keep'em coming.

Michael White, Wednesday, 10 October 2007 21:21 (eighteen years ago)

c: seems like he'd be a generous love
d: too much cock, not enough vag

chicago kevin, Wednesday, 10 October 2007 21:25 (eighteen years ago)

r: parties
s: too bony

Jordan, Wednesday, 10 October 2007 21:26 (eighteen years ago)

r: drummer
s: too Jewish

Laurel, Wednesday, 10 October 2007 21:28 (eighteen years ago)

i've got no more bones than the next person!

chicago kevin, Wednesday, 10 October 2007 21:30 (eighteen years ago)

Oh bullshit.

luna, Wednesday, 10 October 2007 21:30 (eighteen years ago)

Um, not to ck - I do believe you have exactly the required number of bones, no more or less.

luna, Wednesday, 10 October 2007 21:31 (eighteen years ago)

lol @ Laurel

Jordan, Wednesday, 10 October 2007 21:32 (eighteen years ago)

:) cute/hot in a manic sorta way; is in band
:( would have to fight off pantie-throwing groupies for his attention

Rubyredd, Wednesday, 10 October 2007 22:23 (eighteen years ago)

r: v. pretty
s: far away, would have to fight molesting restaurateurs

mookieproof, Thursday, 11 October 2007 03:23 (eighteen years ago)

f: seems like would be awesome drinking companion
s: has pardner already ;_;

Trayce, Thursday, 11 October 2007 03:28 (eighteen years ago)

wait... f? I meant r

Trayce, Thursday, 11 October 2007 03:29 (eighteen years ago)

clearly you are just a big gay engineer who thinks of things only in terms of "fabulous" and "sub-optimal"

El Tomboto, Thursday, 11 October 2007 03:44 (eighteen years ago)

Awesome.

Trayce, Thursday, 11 October 2007 03:46 (eighteen years ago)

f: is fabulous
s: may secretly think she's sub-optional

Abbott, Thursday, 11 October 2007 04:05 (eighteen years ago)

fab: you rule and your comics rule and you are awesome
sub(culture): now I am just being silly

Trayce, Thursday, 11 October 2007 04:51 (eighteen years ago)

Haha, I actually meant to say 'sub-optimal.' My language is kind of languishing.

Abbott, Thursday, 11 October 2007 04:53 (eighteen years ago)

Well I am sub optional. MEANING TEHRE IS NO OPTION BUT THE AWESOME THAT IS I.

Trayce, Thursday, 11 October 2007 04:56 (eighteen years ago)

Note to self: stop drinking coffee.

Trayce, Thursday, 11 October 2007 04:56 (eighteen years ago)

c: is great, kind person, to chat with
d: two goths together compound the emoness

remy bean, Thursday, 11 October 2007 05:38 (eighteen years ago)

(ex-goths)

remy bean, Thursday, 11 October 2007 05:42 (eighteen years ago)

Its funny because its true =)

Trayce, Thursday, 11 October 2007 05:51 (eighteen years ago)

Oh and

c: hott, talented, love the way he thinks
d: ... none I can think of tbh

Trayce, Thursday, 11 October 2007 05:52 (eighteen years ago)

c: fun person, likes games, laughs at same weirdness
d: lives on opposite side of planet

kingfish, Thursday, 11 October 2007 05:54 (eighteen years ago)


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