Lindsay Lohan: "Hot, Ready, and Legal!"

Crazy dad, 22: this all makes sense...

so i just read yet another "sam ronson = man" comment, i mean am i wrong for wanting to punch the teeth out of a motherfucker for saying shit like that?

No.

ok good

No. i think they're soooo cute together, which makes me a dork but i do.

I never really liked LL until she got together with SR but now I kind of love them both.

You're not wrong Shef - that's annoying as hell.

So are we convinced that they are indeed a couple?

Latest news is that Mark Ronson's girlfriend confirms it:
http://www.mirror.co.uk/showbiz/3am/2008/07/17/mark-ronson-gives-approval-to-sister-sam-and-lindsay-lohan-s-affair-89520-20651477/

who's sam ronson?

SR is adorable; it's nice to see LL comfortable with being out.

Superstar producer (Amy Winehouse, Lily Allen) Mark Ronson's sister, who is herself a DJ.

Oops, that link doesn't work -- just add a slash at the end of the URL.

SAM RONSON IS 30?!

but yeah, i like them too.

LL is so much hotter as a girl-lover

I guess there is also this:

The morning after her 22nd birthday party, Lindsay Lohan opened up about her wishes for the new year.

"I just want to live a happy, healthy year and continue on the path I've been on and be with the person I care about and my family," she said on Ryan Seacrest's KIIS-FM show Thursday, declining to mention Samantha Ronson's name.

I'm not really into her girlfriend but good for her

I have no use for her but RIP.

well now that she has jon's seal of approval

it's nice to see LL comfortable with being out

Would you consider this being out? She hasn't actually confirmed it herself yet.

Yeah, SR is 30. I was surprised too but I think that's because she dresses like she's 15.

she was making awful music on Roc-A-Fella like 6 years ago so I'm not surprised by her age at all.

Also, "out" in terms of being in a gay relationship or "out" in terms of being gay? Because I guess I buy that she and SR are a couple, but I resist drawing any conclusions beyond that.

dresses like a 15 year old boy even! I see tons of "grown up" lesbians dressing like Blink 182 fans circa 1998

This seems more like a dabble than an outing.

she was dj'ing parties when i was in hs so i'm not surprised at all

Well - neither or them has actually confirmed that they're in a romantic relationship and while SR is an out lesbian LL isn't. Obv they are etc. I just think it's interesting that they're keeping so quiet about it.

This seems more like a dabble than an outing.

I am kind of inclined to think the same.

I guess I have not followed the career of Sam Ronson as closely as y'all.

i'm not that surprised, celebs don't just come out all the time.

they have like careers to protect and stuff.

SR is lame but it's still pretty cool

i dont get the SR fascination at all

yeah, lindsay's endangering the good-girl image shes worked so hard to cultivate over the last three years

i can't think of another celebrity who would be more fun to go off the deep end with on a drugs and alcohol fueled weekend than ll. i'll bet she's a fucking blast.

absolutely

totally except she might dick you over at the end of the night

that's the 1 concern

i would assume i would be too high to care.

i would rub my penis on her all night

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i can't think of another celebrity who would be more fun to go off the deep end with on a drugs and alcohol fueled weekend than ll. i'll bet she's a fucking blast.

-- chicago kevin, Friday, July 18, 2008 11:51 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Link

seriously? if there's any celeb whose hedonism has always seemed really grim and compulsive and joyless, it's Lohan. I've barely seen her smile in the past 3 years, just kind of defensively acting all "I'm fine, stop asking me how I'm doing".

getting high w/ her would probably lead to long unpleasant convos about how badly she wants an Oscar and how much she loves Sam and how her dad needs to give her some space

You seem to know a lot about rubbing and friction, velkro. (xxpost)

getting high w/ her would probably lead to long unpleasant convos about how badly she wants an Oscar and how much she loves Sam and how her dad needs to give her some space

-- some dude, Friday, July 18, 2008 1:06 PM (Friday, July 18, 2008 1:06 PM) Bookmark Link

see, i'm of the mind that getting high with her would lead to a huge, never-ending supply of premium blow.

OK but how does that make her more fun than any other rich drug addict?

hey man, if you want to party with andy dick that's your thing. me, i'll stick with LL.

oh I didn't realize the only choices were dangerous head cases

rich drug addict

why does she look so great lately? i almost want to say she's figured out her mustache tan thing.

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LA's police chief speaks:

"If you notice, since Britney started wearing clothes and behaving; Paris is out of town not bothering anybody, thank God; and, evidently, Lindsay Lohan has gone gay, we don't seem to have much of an issue.

"If the ones that attract the paparazzi behave in the first place, like we expect of anybody, that solves about 90% of the problem. The rest of it we can deal with."

awesome

Lindsay Lohan has gone gay, we don't seem to have much of an issue.

best

like she's gay now, not a troublemaker