Great Real Names

DeLorean Churby

OMG

I knew someone once called Barry Ireland. It's very funny if you're Welsh.

My aunt had a childhood playmate named Tucker Plumstead.

I went to college with a girl named Guinevere Schmuck.

The recently-retired CFO of my company is named C0nn1e Cumm1ng5, and yet is not a pornstar.

Michael D. Jew (defendant in a lawsuit I just read)

Ulysses Carbon: http://www.guardian-series.co.uk/mostpopular.var.1602710.mostviewed.breaking_news_man_charged_with_walthamstow_murder.php

Random Justice Phillips

Did I not post Manjula Icecreamwalla?

somebody in my class once was apparently named Man-On Chin

kenny gee

http://www.sullivanandcromwell.com/lawyers/detail.aspx?attorney=140

I used one of those address look-up things for an internship. I remember the last name in the registry was Zolton Zzzytwit. I was also surprised by the number of people with the last name Hitler in the US.

Rear Admiral John Stufflebeam

Also: When I was in grade school, my friends and I used to look up odd names in the phone book, make "clever" little rhymes or poems about the names, and prank call said individuals. Some names I remember from those days:

Dirk Greep, Zoltan Papp, Vernon Winklepleck

i knew a dude with the last name Manlove once

More: Boutros-Boutros Ghali; Shecki "the Jackyl"

Rageing Warr, convicted in Indiana of "battery by body waste"

apparently that just referred to her spitting in a cop's face, which is not as gross as I was imagining

A woman at my work has the first name Godsent.

There's a U.S. District Court judge in Pennsylvania named Sylvia Rambo. This is mostly just funny because on her opinions it says "Rambo, District Judge"

Zaytoon Matchiswala {Olive of the Match family}

in retrospect, Aym3ric Fr@ise is kinda interesting

From upthread, I used to know D1lly Gent!

Good one in my own family, my great-grandfather, LaMonte Mercereau.

Ruby Mae Mozingo

gurf morlix

Sophal Um

Junior Agogo.

Gillian Mckeith has a daughter called Afton Magaziner.

With a last name like that, I'd at least try to give my child a semblance of normality with a usual sounding first name. But Afton? Isn't that in Surrey somewhere?

Knox Burger

And I once worked with a campanologist called Dickon Love.

I swear to god: Britney Timberlake.

V0ndarius H4wk1ns

My friend had him as a student in...2d grade, I think?

Joseph Metallic

Burnelle Burnell

Chief Kickingstallionsims, a 7-0, 245 pound center for Alabama State.

Dusky R1de0ut

Guy I know lived with a S0rley 4rthur Cleb0.

One of my clients had the first name J4tlaneezy, and another was W00lfdy.

Byron F. Iglesias

Reza Rezorei

Rear Admiral Husband Edward Kimmel.

There was a name change application in one of the courts I cover filed by a guy named Mohammed Butt

It was actually for his daughter, whose name was something like Shareefa Butt.

He actually wrote, under reason for name change, "I want my daughter to stop being the butt of jokes"

But the best part was that the court office lady who showed it to me went on like this for about five minutes straight:

"Hi there, I'm Mr. Butt"
(long pause)
"Hey, I'm Mr. Butt, I'm here for my appointment."
(long pause)
"This is my wife, Mrs. Butt"

I met a bunch of people from this cult. I worked in a restaurant next to their "offices".

They all have retarded names. Like "heart spider", "morning Cloud", "Puff the magic dragon".

oh yeah, I also had a lawsuit once where all the plaintiffs were members of some weird christian sect and were named stuff like Wonderful Friendship Jackson and Loving Hope Freeman

Jason Math

just read this on cnn about the chinese espionage bust:

Dongfan "Greg" Chung, 72, a Chinese native who is a naturalized U.S. citizen, had been an employee of Rockwell International for more than 30 years.

yeah, i suppose i'd go by "greg" too.

There is a cricketer called Napoleon Einstein, he plays for the Chennai Super Kings!

I'm no Tokyo Sexwhale, but my name is L3x (Al3xis) D1cks... sorry that I had to google-proof it. Googling my full name already yields some 2001 ILX posts, I don't need more!

My sisters name is L3x (Al3x1s) J0hnson.

I just called up my old boss as a referee for a new job, hadn't spoken to him in years, he's a total bro: D4ll4s |\|utt3r

I work with H@rry J0hn$0n