Innocuous things that make you irrationally angry (a list thread)

xp wrong way round shirley

In addition to Sherry, Cher, Karen, Kerry, Sherin, etc, you can now add "Jen" to the list of names on my "Okay sbux thats not my name but whatever" list

Sha-ron. I get that its a loud place but it happens often enough that I wonder if I have a speech impediment

The people who rhyme flan with Stan also pronounce "pasta" as "pass-ta".

My name is Stan, and I say Flan to rhyme with it - and I say pass- ta. I've never heard anyone say 'Flaaahn', and 'Pawh' sta' in that Lloyd Grossman way is filling- stripper.

Pass-ta is Northerner British English, right?

See now this fake pronunx guide is confusing me. "pass-ta" just sounds like "pasta" in my mind in an aussie accent (long a sound - ie "parsta").

Tho I assume it means short-a "passta" like "canasta"

Linguists to thread, lol

linguinists

NICE

Pass-ta is also a Canadian thing; pah-sta is American.

Yeah, reporting from Denver here (which, for all the international ilxors of mystery here, is entirely devoid of the twang common in the surrounding states), pah-sta is the pronunciation Stateside.

I've always called (English) flan flan rather than FLON which is why that Friends episode where they go on and on about flon confused me no end. But I thought par-sta was an aussie thing, at least that's what they called it on Neighbours, EVEN THE TIMMINS FAMILY. Pasta as in "Asda" is all British (not just northern) afaik, if you call it "parsta" you're poe-sh.
This is relevant to my interests because they have a similar problem with my name which basically doesn't really exist in US English.

Great now I'm hungry

Innocuous things that make you irrationally angry

Getting hungry when you read about food.

It's my own fault. Bloody stupid flan

ders

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I'm sorry I couldn't help it ;_;

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Hens love roosters
Geese love ganders
everyone else loves
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NOT ME

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everyone who counts

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My wife always takes the piss out of me for saying passta with a short A instead of pahsta, but then someone told me that the shorter A sound is actually closer to the Italian and that Americans pronounce it with a long A because they are used to Spanish pronunciations? Or is that a load of old bollocks?

"colonel poo"

I pronounce flan and pasta like van and canasta because I from Yorkshire and always pronounce everything with a short flat A.

what does kind of weird me out is that thing that some Yorkshire people and also Geordies do which is to pronounce all words with a flat A ...except the words master and plaster

Only the other week I was wondering if (US) Americans even have the long, back-of-mouth "ah" sound, because every word I could think of that I would use one in gets a sometimes elongated version of the front "a" of "van" instead (compare the two pronunciations on http://www.forvo.com/word/plaster-cast/#en ) so I guess this thread is timely

but is the "ahh" sound that people are getting so excited about being in "flan" and "pasta" the same as the second sound on that page or something else entirely?

people who refer to 2010 as "oh ten". it's not 20,010, so that's wrong. it's just "ten", or "twenty ten", not "oh ten".

tbh there is an oh sitting right in front of that ten.

I think I'm not good at this thread.

yea but like there were two "ohs" in front of the 9 in 2009 and nobody said "oh oh nine"!

I was sad when 2010 started that I couldn't keep thinking of the year as "the oh-X" but then I realized there's still that oh there, and that unless I live to be 117, I won't have to worry about this.

Are we finally going to start saying "20" instead of 2-thousand? I'm ready for that.

2010

you're 20 late, m8

I refer to it as JesusWatch 2k10

MMX, y'all.

two thousand and hate
two thousand and fine
two thousand and zen
two thousand and heaven

I still say two thousand. Can't do the twenty-thing, for some reason. Stubborn I guess :D

twenny-ten, twenny-leven, twenny-twelve

as far as passta vs. pawsta goes, i'm with the paws. suppose that relative to italian, the correct pronunciation is a shorter, sharper "a" sound, but even that short-sharp italian "a" sounds like "ah" from over here.

this one KFC always gets my order wrong when they first repeat it, always gotta correct em. it's like they have pig shit in their ears!

As opposed to just the food!

Biscuits in their ears?

Thinking abt pasta: I say pasta like "pahsta". I dont know what this means.

i say 'pah-sta,' and 'flon,' but i'm not really sure why.

Rarr why do u say flon /joeks :)

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