A new 30 Rock thread because I can't find the old one

i usually like nancy franklin but she spends a lot of that article being wrong

actually why did i say that i dont usually like nancy franklin at all, ever

she stinks

tracy morgan is the opposite of irritating

im a pretty good tv reviewer maybe i should submit some clips

nancy franklin was pretty OTM abt mad men from v. early on

i was too tho

you should do a big comparison of your "calls"

and send it to wallace shawn

7 word max capsule tv reviews <-- i wld read

"mad men" - tits drinking affairs nice clothes more tits

i dunno i found it more lol 60s

yeah well thats why im the new yorkers tv critic and youre just some asshole on the internet

so rambunctious

and send it to wallace shawn

...who'll pass it on to his dead father?

twitter is the future u paper max dinosaur

tracy morgan is the opposite of irritating

― Mr. Que, Monday, December 1, 2008 10:44 AM (35 minutes ago)

this could not have been better said imo

i have a twitter

http://www.twitter.com/maxmaxmaxmax

cool tweets max

u should follow me then

nancy franklin is definitely the worst.

I don't know who she is, but now I hate her.

lets start a netroots campaign to make me new yorkers chief tv critic

maybe to get the ball rolling you should start newyorkerchieftvcritic.blogspot.com

we should also email her and ask her how to get her job, see here

http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/ask/2008/12/questions-for-franklin.html

haha plz someone send her a super guileless email asking abt how to apply to become nyer chief tv critic

i have her real email address here

and her phone #

o wait i dont have her email addy apparently she doesnt have one

try nancyfrank✧✧✧@newyor✧✧✧.c✧✧

ooooooooops

no

COME ON AMERICA, Thxgiving is OVER, please torrent us some 30 Rock! FFS!

no ep last week fyi

what was the explanation for the facial scar?

google.com

looking forward to no guest stars this week

Kelefa Sanneh has written about TV a couple times recently -- I thought maybe he was taking over Franklin's job.

nancy franklin is definitely the worst.

― horseshoe, Monday, December 1, 2008 10:43 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

^^^"Posts v. much in character"

i like sanneh but i would be better

in the first season I found myself fast-forwarding through many of the scenes that didn’t involve Alec Baldwin or Jack McBrayer, who plays Kenneth

This could be more concisely expressed as "I have horrible taste."

Kelefa on "Fringe" and "The Mentalist" was really, really great, with only one flaw (identifying Robin Tunney with The Craft and Empire Records, which is kinda shorthand for "I'm in my 30s and don't actually watch enough TV to have noticed she was in a popular current show.")

k, imdb

http://www.newyorker.com/arts/critics/television/2008/11/24/081124crte_television_sanneh

It turned out that the F.B.I. had noticed a pattern of strange events (known, rather disappointingly, as “the Pattern”) that seemed to be connected to something called Massive Dynamic, which is a sinister multinational corporation—not, despite what you may have guessed, a jam band.

Ha, that's not that IMDB -- I mean, god knows I've never watched an episode of Prison Break either, but it's kinda funny/charming to be a top-tier television critic and just go "oh that's that chick from The Craft"

well max i certainly hope youll take yr responsibilities more seriously than this sanneh fellow

You're weird

bro not only do i know that robin tunney is on prison break i also know this celeb tidbit which i would no doubt work charmingly into my review, perhaps as a cold open that i would then weave into a larger metaphor about her acting on the show:

Within the film industry Tunney has acquired the nickname "Rubbin' Tummy" for her habit of absentmindedly rubbing her stomach while conferring with the director and other actors.

nabisco fyi sanneh is like a "good writer" and stuff but if u stand in the way of my netroots campaign to become editor of television at the new yorker i will crush u like a bug

haha what nabisco im just playin truly i have no idea what were even talking abt at this point

There's nothing to be scared of, it's just a Japanese sex doll in daddy's bed.