nicolas cage, the greatest entertainer of our - or perhaps any - generation (a POLL)

i've been unironically anticipating the shit out of season of the witch. movie of 2011 imo.

tbqh it looks like everything i want in a movie right now although i worry that the battle scenes were done too much on the cheap to be really effective. have you read the witcher books? think u might like them & this looks like itll be dark & rad & hilarious like those books are.

hope theres more than one girl in this movie though - needs boning by torchlight to really slay

no but i PLAYED ~*the witcher*~!! i do hope he bones a sexy witch in this

based on the trailers it actually looks like a much more polished movie than i would've expected... it could even be GOOD!

^^The Japanese commercial up there is worth a look

if its like the game he will collect naked pictures after each of his triumphs

http://www.metro.co.uk//weird/876039-man-claims-140-year-old-photo-proves-nicolas-cage-is-a-vampire

http://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2011/09/20/article-1316526311177-0E003CF000000578-313340_304x253.jpg

Cage, at the Toronto film festival along with director Joel Schumacher promoting the film about a home invasion, said that he has actually lived through the nightmare in real life.

"It was two in the morning. I was living in Orange County at the time and was asleep with my wife. My two-year old at the time was in another room. I opened my eyes and there was a naked man wearing my leather jacket eating a Fudgesicle in front of my bed," he told reporters on Wednesday.

"I know it sounds funny ... but it was horrifying."

A Fudgesicle is a frozen, ice cream-like snack.

i think we may have discussed this on another thread

Pretty damn psyched to see Trespass - the trailer is great and the AV Club quotes Cage yelling “Your filthy lust invited them in!” at Nicole Kidman in the film

i think we may have discussed this on another thread

Oh, my bad. I checked all the Cage threads, but one of them gave me one of those red DO NOT GO THERE warnings.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1JyukEGjb0

"[Winning Oscars] isn't important to me," he admitted. "In fact, I think that if you go about making movies to win Oscars, you're really going about it the wrong way. I think that it's ... right now, what I'm excited about is trying to create a [pauses] kind of a cultural understanding through my muse that is part of the zeitgeist that isn't motivated by vanity or magazine covers or awards. It's more, not countercultural, but counter-critical. I would like to find a way to embrace what Led Zeppelin did, in filmmaking."

amazing

my God, interviews worse than the films

nouveau shitmatic

ONYX

corrupt cop comedy (?) w/ Elijah Wood and (unseen in the trailer) Jerry Lewis

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TLspHA8m6Ac

Run this again imo bad lieutenant wins

That looks really good

i also recently heard announced iirc he is directing an adaptation of joyce carol oates rape: a love story

oh yesssss, this looks like prime Cage

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vTabX1ONwRY

finally

Schrader's latest "Dog Eat Dog" has some prime wacko Cage

in

looks awesome

Academy Award Winner
Nicolas Cage

yes pls

i watched it this morning, dafoe steals it, outshines cage; gd movie

Yeah Dafoe def steals it but Cage was in top form I thought.

Schrader's latest "Dog Eat Dog" has some prime wacko Cage

I have 20 minutes left to watch of this but goddamn this movie is soooo bleak and fucked up. The opening sequence is insane and genuinely shocking, and even though that level of intensity doesn't carry through the whole film, Dafoe is compelling throughout. Cage is allright.

good enough for me im in

amazing that Nic Cage has filmed two separate movies about stealing babies

art mirroring life

lol that didn't even occur to me

xp

In other news, Nicolas Cage is in Kazakhstan. pic.twitter.com/ceAk0ktgqy

— Fabrice Deprez (@fabrice_deprez) July 23, 2017

What an artist. What a man.

bend the knee

couldn't decide which thread to resurrect so it's this one.

due to a series of stupid decisions and events i have decided to watch everythign nick cage has ever been in this summer, for a summer i am calling CAGED HEAT. going to be going more or less in chronological order (some will be out of order as i do movie marathons over the next 90 days and invite people over and tantalize them with his more palatable offerings) basically i am making a huge mistake. i don't actually watch that many movies in my real life (like MAYBE 10 a year?) so by the end of this i think 10% of all movies i have ever watched will have had nick cage in them.

i'll try to remember to document my descent into madness here

man has almost doubled the length of his resume since this thread was started, 55 in this poll, another 40 since mid 2009

I really wish you luck in this endeavor. fwiw I don't think there's a single Cage movie I've outright hated. but I've missed the last 10 or so years of 'em

lmao caged heat, i love this

a life project it’s good needs a logo

Do a podcast.

Leaving Las Vegas is not represented well here
TBf he’s also very good in kick ass

When cage falls and breaks that table in Vegas that’s hilarious

yeah Will move here, I will produce this podcast

I have only seen one Cage flick in the cinema in 2018 though

just realized that he has not one but two incredible pharmacy scenes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HM6X_wdZJaE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sVz0RcDbAp8

sort of the yin and yang of Nic Cage, if you will

yeah this is def a podcast waiting to happen

i offer my services as a guest for the ghost rider episodes

well the thing is 1) there is i think already a "let's watch all of the cage movies" podcast but also 2) where do u live anyway sic?

i will be documenting the whole adventure for those with a fb account at fb.me/bingekokdangerous (yes the @name is sweaty as hell but cagedheat and everything else i thought of in that 45 seconds was as well)

a life project it’s good needs a logo

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well i made some hasty and v shitty art for this for the fb, this is the cover photo:
https://i.imgur.com/lD9Hizk.png

and the call for if anyone wants to watch week 1/2 movies w/ me:
https://i.imgur.com/lRO61Y6.jpg

and then te profile photo i just stole from the internet
https://i.imgur.com/DlDpkPJ.png