Innocuous things that make you irrationally angry (a list thread)

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people who don't scrape the snow or ice off the tops of their cars, then go driving 70 mph down the highway with chunks of snow and ice winging off onto other cars

congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 22 December 2010 21:49 (fifteen years ago)

christmas songs in supermarkets ugh please make it stop

the tune is space, Wednesday, 22 December 2010 21:50 (fifteen years ago)

cmon guys tis the season

all i gotta do is akh nachivly (darraghmac), Wednesday, 22 December 2010 21:51 (fifteen years ago)

people who don't scrape the snow or ice off the tops of their cars, then go driving 70 mph down the highway with chunks of snow and ice winging off onto other cars

people are getting stopped and ticketed for this in the UK

baubles to the wall (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 22 December 2010 21:52 (fifteen years ago)

both my father and my sister have had their windshield smashed by a huge chunk of ice blowing off a truck on the highway. It's not innocuous and it's not irrational anger.

peter in montreal, Wednesday, 22 December 2010 21:54 (fifteen years ago)

christmas songs in supermarkets ugh please make it stop

― the tune is space, Thursday, 23 December 2010 08:50 (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

your anger is rational </thread troll>

Defecate on Myspace (Schlafsack), Wednesday, 22 December 2010 21:56 (fifteen years ago)

Try not to shop between Halloween and New Year's then.

Pleasant Plains, Wednesday, 22 December 2010 21:57 (fifteen years ago)

Yeah, n/a has totally deserved and rightful anger at that issue. My cousin ended up with a smashed in whindshield that led to a pretty serious accident last winter.

one pretty obvious guy in the obvious (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 22 December 2010 21:58 (fifteen years ago)

I used to drive a pick-up truck that would fill up with leaves overnight. On my morning commute, I just mentally offered to the driver behind me that he was cruising on rose petals.

Pleasant Plains, Wednesday, 22 December 2010 22:00 (fifteen years ago)

Try not to shop between Halloween and New Year's then.

― Pleasant Plains, Thursday, 23 December 2010 08:57 (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

It's not about shopping. This shit is everywhere. For weeks I've been aurally bashed by gay-hating sally army trolls with tubas on every corner every day.

Defecate on Myspace (Schlafsack), Wednesday, 22 December 2010 22:01 (fifteen years ago)

> christmas songs in supermarkets ugh please make it stop

they were playing auld lang syne in the co-op earlier today...

koogs, Wednesday, 22 December 2010 22:01 (fifteen years ago)

but yeah off-topic so xp

Defecate on Myspace (Schlafsack), Wednesday, 22 December 2010 22:02 (fifteen years ago)

Tubas! And I thought the little bell was annoying.

Pleasant Plains, Wednesday, 22 December 2010 22:11 (fifteen years ago)

I hate when people pick up shit from the printer without looking, often containing something I printed out, and then I have to go back to my desk and print it again.

or when people sit at the copy machine and have no fucking clue what they're doing, but instead of giving up or askign for help, they keep hogging the damn thing.

Bitch, it cold outside!!! BURR (San Te), Wednesday, 22 December 2010 22:28 (fifteen years ago)

or when people pick up your print, look at it, CREASE IT and put it back

Defecate on Myspace (Schlafsack), Wednesday, 22 December 2010 22:30 (fifteen years ago)

or when they pick it up, look at it, shit on it, and puti t back

Bitch, it cold outside!!! BURR (San Te), Wednesday, 22 December 2010 22:30 (fifteen years ago)

yeah I get irrationally angry when people crap on my documents

Defecate on Myspace (Schlafsack), Wednesday, 22 December 2010 22:30 (fifteen years ago)

leaving jobs on my print jobs, as it were

Defecate on Myspace (Schlafsack), Wednesday, 22 December 2010 22:31 (fifteen years ago)

I hate slow people at the Mongolian BBQ restaurant. In order for the system to work correctly and smoothly, you have to be decisive in your ingredient choices and you have to MOVE DOWN THE FUCKING LINE as you make your choices.

Woman in front of me today worked my last nerve. And then, standing next to me watching the dudes fry up the noodles on the giant hotplate, she laughs and says "It's sort of like the car wash, haha"

?? HOW THE FUCK IS IT LIKE THE CAR WASH?

Watching someone perform a task? It's also like a concert, the laundromat, road work, construction, auto repair....
????

Square-Panted Sponge Robert (VegemiteGrrrl), Wednesday, 22 December 2010 22:34 (fifteen years ago)

This thread sure does seem to get rolling each day, right around the start of business, AET.

Pleasant Plains, Wednesday, 22 December 2010 22:35 (fifteen years ago)

my irrational anger is at threat level orange for today in general, fyi.

Square-Panted Sponge Robert (VegemiteGrrrl), Wednesday, 22 December 2010 22:36 (fifteen years ago)

xp to grrl: The ONLY thing that makes me iaer than that in a Mongolian barbecue restaurant is the people who order pad thai off the menu. What the hell are you doing in a Mongolian barbecue restaurant?

Defecate on Myspace (Schlafsack), Wednesday, 22 December 2010 22:37 (fifteen years ago)

This thread sure does seem to get rolling each day, right around the start of business, AET.

― Pleasant Plains, Thursday, 23 December 2010 09:35 (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

ahahahaha yes. Odds on it'll peak on the 25th/26th then die for a week.

Defecate on Myspace (Schlafsack), Wednesday, 22 December 2010 22:38 (fifteen years ago)

yair get the pad mongol instead xpost

shart to the *plop* (electricsound), Wednesday, 22 December 2010 22:38 (fifteen years ago)

I have a true story about Mongolian barbecue and I don't know where else to put it so I'm putting it here.

My father is yer classic meat & two veg. He won't eat anything that he considers exotic or foreign or 'spicy'. We took him to Mongolian barbecue because he could choose what he wanted and have complete control over his meal.

First bowl: beef, various veg (celery, onion &c.), a few recommended sauces.

Second bowl: beef, water.

Nothing else.

SERIOUSLY.

Defecate on Myspace (Schlafsack), Wednesday, 22 December 2010 22:41 (fifteen years ago)

xp mong pad

Defecate on Myspace (Schlafsack), Wednesday, 22 December 2010 22:41 (fifteen years ago)

I hate when people assume they were the only one in a public bathroom and flip the lights off when they leave. I remember being in a church bathroom taking a dump once and this asshole left and did that and very briefly I was pooing blindly

Bitch, it cold outside!!! BURR (San Te), Wednesday, 22 December 2010 22:48 (fifteen years ago)

Turning off bathroom lights is a victimless crime, like pooping in the dark

Lazarus Niles-Burnham (res), Wednesday, 22 December 2010 23:04 (fifteen years ago)

ever tried WIPING in the dark?

Bitch, it cold outside!!! BURR (San Te), Wednesday, 22 December 2010 23:05 (fifteen years ago)

dunno about you but neither my hands or TP require light to work

shart to the *plop* (electricsound), Wednesday, 22 December 2010 23:06 (fifteen years ago)

it might be hard to tell when you're done though unless you have the tactile sensibilities to detect the absence of squishy poop that lays between the TP in your hand and your shit-covered anus.

Lazarus Niles-Burnham (res), Wednesday, 22 December 2010 23:11 (fifteen years ago)

nonononononono

Square-Panted Sponge Robert (VegemiteGrrrl), Wednesday, 22 December 2010 23:13 (fifteen years ago)

res otm.

Bitch, it cold outside!!! BURR (San Te), Wednesday, 22 December 2010 23:15 (fifteen years ago)

resbelais

estela, Wednesday, 22 December 2010 23:15 (fifteen years ago)

eat more fibre imo

shart to the *plop* (electricsound), Wednesday, 22 December 2010 23:16 (fifteen years ago)

I don't feel so good

Square-Panted Sponge Robert (VegemiteGrrrl), Wednesday, 22 December 2010 23:17 (fifteen years ago)

what does fiber have to do with poo-residue perception?

Bitch, it cold outside!!! BURR (San Te), Wednesday, 22 December 2010 23:17 (fifteen years ago)

it's a rich tapestry

shart to the *plop* (electricsound), Wednesday, 22 December 2010 23:19 (fifteen years ago)

tapoostry

Bitch, it cold outside!!! BURR (San Te), Wednesday, 22 December 2010 23:19 (fifteen years ago)

it's a rich tapestry

you mean the shit that I end up smearing on the walls?

Lazarus Niles-Burnham (res), Wednesday, 22 December 2010 23:22 (fifteen years ago)

not for me to judge the wiping methods of others

shart to the *plop* (electricsound), Wednesday, 22 December 2010 23:31 (fifteen years ago)

it's too late baby, yea it's too late....

Bitch, it cold outside!!! BURR (San Te), Wednesday, 22 December 2010 23:32 (fifteen years ago)

ftt

I mean Emma Watson Premier League fit (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 22 December 2010 23:33 (fifteen years ago)

'Atheism-as-fashion-statement' people are really getting on my nerves today. SHUT UP, NO ONE CARES

Lazarus Niles-Burnham (res), Wednesday, 22 December 2010 23:36 (fifteen years ago)

But it looks so good with my shirt :/

Stop Non-Erotic Cabaret (Abbbottt), Thursday, 23 December 2010 00:23 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.leisureaustralia.net/images/Bad_Religion___R_4b4e6468d6787.jpg

Defecate on Myspace (Schlafsack), Thursday, 23 December 2010 00:27 (fifteen years ago)

- bizarre non-inclusions in my phone dictionary. "apricot", "penguin", "giraffe" ffs

shart to the *plop* (electricsound), Thursday, 23 December 2010 01:12 (fifteen years ago)

but of course "iirceded" is a word fuck you nokia

shart to the *plop* (electricsound), Thursday, 23 December 2010 01:12 (fifteen years ago)

if i recall correctly each dictionary educated differently

all i gotta do is akh nachivly (darraghmac), Thursday, 23 December 2010 01:16 (fifteen years ago)

ppl who say "oh hey this thing looks wrong" and you fix but they keep talking "i just noticed it was wrong & thought oh thats weird & so i saw it was wrong & wanted to tell you bc it was just so weird that it was wrong." omg let it go its fixed now!!!

Square-Panted Sponge Robert (VegemiteGrrrl), Thursday, 23 December 2010 01:51 (fifteen years ago)


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