NAMING RIGHTS THREAD: Liverpool really won't win the Premiership 2010-2011

I've had some kind of flu all week but still

his cup runneth over with family friendly endorsement opportunities

I was looking at the small print to see whether he wrote them himself or not, what with being an articulate fella and all, but the vibe I get is no.

http://theowalcottbooks.co.uk/characters.php

Apart from TJ we probly should speculate libelously as to who the other characters are based on.

And who are those in behind him on the cover? Lad at the back right has a proto-Fellaini thing going on

Rob = lol Wenger

hang on all the foreign lads look the same o_O

think it's gloria estefan and john terry

JAMIE

A big, strong defender. It’s almost impossible to get past him, but when he clears the ball it could go anywhere.

Terry otm

srsly

dont leave tulsi alone in the dressin room with whoever the dutch striker turns out to be

http://img94.imageshack.us/img94/2212/tulsi.jpg

too right, it's plainly Andy Carroll

nah tha's prince arry's mrs

nah look at the thighs on her

http://www.directimg.com/image.img?rid=ayHRHtRazRMaj&size=large

oh Harry I always mix those two parasitical cunts up

WS btw

good job she hasn't had to undergo the "medical" tests for suitability to marry the heir to the throne, whoever she is

tht is a hypnotic midsection. bionic royal

This is the guy who wrote Feo's books btw: http://www.paulmay.co.uk

Rain is a story about a girl who has grown up living in a bus. I always imagined the bus to look like this one, and not like the one on the book cover. I wrote the book because I knew lots of people in the 1970s who thought school was a bad idea. Then they had children and the children sometimes wanted to go to school. That's the exact opposite of the way things usually are, with parents wanting their children to go to school and the children wishing they didn't have to. Plenty of people still do teach their children at home

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JimmyVonWeeks on Twitter: "Are you aware that ahead of the 1500 kick-offs, the bottom three in the Premiership are alphabetically the bottom three. Wow!"

So is that another Blackpool game called off then? Their fixture pile-up is going to be brutal and might actually cause them to go down. Still, at least they can look at several games in hand and imagine themselves in the European running.

do they still pocket the advance sky money? some bullshit tbh, shouldnt be let into the league without undersoil heating

West Brom are fucking beautiful. Good game this.

anyone know noodle's address? should probably send an ambulance round.

ugh why are 5 live covering man u - sunderland, pretty much the only game today i couldnt give a fuck about

jonathan wilson eat ur heart out:

'Our system is based on freedom of movement,' said Evatt. 'The gaffer doesn't care if a centre-half like me ends up on the wing if it fits in with the move. The important thing is for a team-mate to fill in for you, for the team to retain its shape. That's the lesson we've learned from Terminator 2, where the villain continually changes shape in the pursuit of Sarah Connor.'

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-1341622/How-The-Terminator-helped-turn-Blackpool-stars.html#ixzz19EY9CUgd

I picked up Theo's book on Friday in WH Smith, only to open it and find a long passage where TJ and pals are at a game enthusing about some guy working hard off the ball

I assume it went onto a Wilsonesque discussion of false 9s, but sadly nobody bought me it after all

Steve Kean deathclock ticking pretty loud,.

what the hell have west brom's strikers been playing at

chris brunt is a brilliant footballer, dude shd have like 4 assists

my 2 fave prem clubs tho so just enjoying it tbh

o west brom, wdve been gotm

chris brunt is a brilliant footballer

and a ridiculously lucky one hahaha

Anderson looked really good for Utd again today, breaking out the no-look pass to set-up Berbatov's second goal.

good chance each so far, villa lucky to avoid bookings imo

gomes ffs

could easily have been a penalty that. Defoe looking sharp

legit goal, that

that one is too

modders sliced that field right open he did

lol collins, fkn donkey

modric having a stinker til then too, pitch playing incredibly quickly.

whooaaa what

fair red, defoe off for ridic elbow on collins

^^^lol

that was ludicrous

u are joking rite darragh

not like the little fella took a big swing or anything

not joking, straight arm left out as he jumped into collins, looked a red to me immediately.

Gray givin it the 'big man' lot now for crouch to go on, as if crouch has ever held possession. W need to keep vdv and modric on and play with villa

hutton so far from acting like a right back i'd genuinely worry for the lad.

can't jump with arms by your side tho can you - nowhere near the kind of malice that warrants a str8 red early in the game

villa defence have the least convincing "keepin possession" steez i've seen in a minute, there's a golden clanger to be had here mark my words