Inception (with implanted spoilers)

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this movie is waste.

e.g. delete via naivete (ledge), Tuesday, 21 December 2010 11:49 (fifteen years ago)

Most people's dreams are actually pretty prosaic ime. While situations might be weird or odd, settings rarely are, because your brain conjures them from experience.

Tub Girl Time Machine (Phil D.), Tuesday, 21 December 2010 11:50 (fifteen years ago)

so i guess we should congratulate nolan's verité in producing a thoroughly banal movie.

e.g. delete via naivete (ledge), Tuesday, 21 December 2010 11:52 (fifteen years ago)

Also the whole point, as explained in the hand-holdy exposition that you seemed to miss, is that if you design the dream to be too weird, people arte aware it's a dream. The whole point is to make people NOT NOTICE.

Christ, you're a fucking idiot.

xposts.

Captain Ostensible (Scik Mouthy), Tuesday, 21 December 2010 11:52 (fifteen years ago)

but why have that little caveat? so you can make a really dull action movie?

my dreams tend to be a bit more Gondry-esque in setting. I never dream about skiing or gun fights or whatever.

Bernard V. O'Hare (dog latin), Tuesday, 21 December 2010 12:06 (fifteen years ago)

(i see we've just had this discussion upthread, so will shut up before the anti-twee brigade get me).

Bernard V. O'Hare (dog latin), Tuesday, 21 December 2010 12:10 (fifteen years ago)

aimless still otm upthread

http://www.utm.edu/research/iep-wp/wp-content/media//zhuangzi.gif

dayo, Tuesday, 21 December 2010 12:11 (fifteen years ago)

Well I fucking hate Gondry so there.

Captain Ostensible (Scik Mouthy), Tuesday, 21 December 2010 12:12 (fifteen years ago)

well i fucking hate Gondry so there

Bernard V. O'Hare (dog latin), Tuesday, 21 December 2010 12:15 (fifteen years ago)

this isn't about liking him or not, nick.

Bernard V. O'Hare (dog latin), Tuesday, 21 December 2010 12:16 (fifteen years ago)

"Whatever you do, don't dream about somewhere you've been before. And don't dream about anything too crazy either. In fact you're best off just dreaming about the most boring places you can possibly imagine." - how is this a premise for an entertaining film?

Bernard V. O'Hare (dog latin), Tuesday, 21 December 2010 12:20 (fifteen years ago)

Most people's dreams are actually pretty prosaic ime. While situations might be weird or odd, settings rarely are, because your brain conjures them from experience.

― Tub Girl Time Machine (Phil D.), Tuesday, December 21, 2010 6:50 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark

I have reoccurring dreams about fantastic natural landscapes that i have never been to. Places so otherworldly beautiful i wake up teary eyed. Then again i sort of believe when you dream its a sort of pseudo-conscious astral projection.

Telephoneface (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 21 December 2010 13:18 (fifteen years ago)

I dream about old houses with hundreds of chambers and anterooms that are only accessible via tiny hidden wooden passageways. Haven't been to these AFAIK.

Bernard V. O'Hare (dog latin), Tuesday, 21 December 2010 14:06 (fifteen years ago)

I've dreamt of rubies.

Bernard V. O'Hare (dog latin), Tuesday, 21 December 2010 14:12 (fifteen years ago)

"Whatever you do, don't dream about somewhere you've been before. And don't dream about anything too crazy either. In fact you're best off just dreaming about the most boring places you can possibly imagine." - how is this a premise for an entertaining film?

maybe it's a metaphor for the hollywood pitching process?

da croupier, Tuesday, 21 December 2010 15:05 (fifteen years ago)

It’s for people who think the reductive Director’s Cut of ‘Donnie Darko’—the one that removes all the mystery and resonance and wit—to the original.”

so basically people who can't form coherent sentences hate "Inception"

Tina Tina Cheneuse (DJP), Tuesday, 21 December 2010 15:11 (fifteen years ago)

are the same arguments really being rehashed out again on this thread, or is this part of the 'inception'

dayo, Tuesday, 21 December 2010 15:13 (fifteen years ago)

It's sort of funny that the people hated this movie for its lack of imagination are repeating the exact same things.

Tina Tina Cheneuse (DJP), Tuesday, 21 December 2010 15:15 (fifteen years ago)

I feel like I've dreamt this whole thread before.

shaking my hamster (KMS), Tuesday, 21 December 2010 15:46 (fifteen years ago)

I thought for some reason that ILX would twig to the fact that Inception isn't so much about dreams as it is about the experience of watching a movie.

penis with a man hanging from it (Leee), Tuesday, 21 December 2010 19:26 (fifteen years ago)

experience of watching a mediocre movie

baubles to the wall (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 21 December 2010 19:30 (fifteen years ago)

I will admit, that as far as movies about tempermental dreamweavers haunted by muses and played by guys from Gangs Of New York go, it sure beats Nine.

da croupier, Tuesday, 21 December 2010 19:38 (fifteen years ago)

I think if you put Fergie's musical number from "Nine" into the middle of "Inception" with no preamble or explanation and then continued on from there as if it hadn't happened, you would have a movie that would have satisfied the haters.

Indolence Mission (DJP), Tuesday, 21 December 2010 19:40 (fifteen years ago)

the haters != josh duhamel

da croupier, Tuesday, 21 December 2010 19:40 (fifteen years ago)

"Perhaps ‘Inception’ is a movie for people who just like movies that make up their own arcane rules, that have nothing to do with anything outside the movie itself, but give the fleeting illusion of creating an (incoherent) self-contained world. It’s for people who think the reductive Director’s Cut of ‘Donnie Darko’—the one that removes all the mystery and resonance and wit—to the original.”
- Jim Emerson

heh heh, motherfuckers :)

― ok (Tape Store), Monday, December 20, 2010 6:49 PM

weird argument.

omar little, Tuesday, 21 December 2010 19:40 (fifteen years ago)

xp: yeah but apparently what ppl wanted was "more random dancing walruses" so

Indolence Mission (DJP), Tuesday, 21 December 2010 19:41 (fifteen years ago)

walruses

da croupier, Tuesday, 21 December 2010 19:42 (fifteen years ago)

maybe Tom Hardy could have done Kate Hudson's "Guido" number

Indolence Mission (DJP), Tuesday, 21 December 2010 19:43 (fifteen years ago)

it's no vanilla sky

all i gotta do is akh nachivly (darraghmac), Tuesday, 21 December 2010 19:44 (fifteen years ago)

If you're going to do a cool movie about going into other people's dreams and stuff, why are all the dreams set in hotel lobbys, car parks and leafy city boulevards?

I'm sure this has been asked and answered at least 10 times already but I would like to point out that I have never had a dream where I am flying around in a purple/pink space with suspended stripes of water, flying eyeballs and the 600 foot woman; but I have had a lot of dreams where I am at a school and other boring ass places (even though my dreams are rarely boring)

486.52 (CaptainLorax), Tuesday, 21 December 2010 20:47 (fifteen years ago)

you know, I was kind of young at the time so parts of it appealed to me, but in retrospect I can say that I really am pissed off by vanilla sky

mh, Tuesday, 21 December 2010 21:28 (fifteen years ago)

it really helps going in to vanilla sky expecting it to be kind of crappy before realizing it is kind of crappy

maybe I'll finally be able to watch all of Eternal Sunshine of Long Names are Shitty because I know I hate every part of the movie up to when I stopped watching it

486.52 (CaptainLorax), Tuesday, 21 December 2010 22:17 (fifteen years ago)

serious question for serious people, has anyone seen Abre los Ojos and is it >>>>>> Vanilla Sky?

e.g. delete via naivete (ledge), Tuesday, 21 December 2010 23:02 (fifteen years ago)

although, y'know, a movie with tom cruise in a phantom of the opera mask running round a giant deserted office lobby yelling "TECH SUPPORT!!!", it can't be all bad.

e.g. delete via naivete (ledge), Tuesday, 21 December 2010 23:06 (fifteen years ago)

From what I've heard and the bits I've seen Abre los Ojos is pretty close story-wise to Vanilla Sky (and Penelope Cruz is in both!)

thermite art (latebloomer), Tuesday, 21 December 2010 23:41 (fifteen years ago)

Yeah, one is basically a slightly-more fleshed-out take on the other, only with Cameron Crowe's musical sensibilities blaring over the plot and Tom Cruise being Tom Cruise.

mh, Tuesday, 21 December 2010 23:45 (fifteen years ago)

i was otm in this thread

caek, Wednesday, 22 December 2010 01:01 (fifteen years ago)

I remember liking Abre los Ojos a lot but I saw it pre-Vanilla Sky.

congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 22 December 2010 01:05 (fifteen years ago)

Tape Store offtm in this thread

Bitch, it cold outside!!! BURR (San Te), Wednesday, 22 December 2010 01:40 (fifteen years ago)

i was otm in this thread

― caek, Wednesday, 22 December 2010 01:01 (1 hour ago)

he really was, you know

smexy fishy hawt joey martin (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 22 December 2010 02:25 (fifteen years ago)

FWOMMMMMMMMMMMM

FWOMMMMMMMMMMMM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cMf0MTweXYc (Princess TamTam), Friday, 24 December 2010 03:47 (fifteen years ago)

^^^ OTM

Indolence Mission (DJP), Friday, 24 December 2010 03:54 (fifteen years ago)

Karina Longworth OTM:
However, I do sort of wonder if the massive success of Inception is a sign that we're getting stupider. Sold — and bought — as the year's most "intelligent" blockbuster while actually baldly insulting its audience's intelligence (to quote Andrew O'Hehir's Salon.com review, "Every time the story gets puzzling the characters call a time-out and explain it"), Inception both conquered the 2010 zeitgeist and helped define it.

ok (Tape Store), Friday, 24 December 2010 04:02 (fifteen years ago)

That's actually not very otm, what an interesting thing... have i just been inceptioned

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cMf0MTweXYc (Princess TamTam), Friday, 24 December 2010 04:06 (fifteen years ago)

ITM

benanas foster (Eric H.), Friday, 24 December 2010 04:08 (fifteen years ago)

it can be easy to ignore handyholdy stuff though. i've ignored instructions countless times for example

486.52 (CaptainLorax), Friday, 24 December 2010 04:25 (fifteen years ago)

can you tell me how to do that?

ok (Tape Store), Friday, 24 December 2010 04:31 (fifteen years ago)

what

486.52 (CaptainLorax), Friday, 24 December 2010 04:42 (fifteen years ago)

lol

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cMf0MTweXYc (Princess TamTam), Friday, 24 December 2010 04:42 (fifteen years ago)

Dude, it's a Nolan film, his general way of doing things is to have plots that *could* be puzzling but are easily unraveled. Meanwhile, there are neat visuals or novel plot devices. See Memento, Insomnia, The Prestige. No one is saying "whoa, I didn't get the plot!" unless they're napping and can't understand any movie.

mh, Friday, 24 December 2010 04:45 (fifteen years ago)


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