Innocuous things that make you irrationally angry (a list thread)

dirty bombsite

s' is associated press style yo

dirty yanks

- There's always been a problem with people saying 'brought' when they mean 'bought', but recently the local 60+ talkback radio set has taken to saying 'bought' instead of 'brought'. I don't know if they're overcompensating for the former problem but it drives me bonkers.

When I was in yr 8 (ish) an ex-pat American science teacher changed my 'colour' to 'color' and actually lowered my mark because of it. When I asked him about it, he said that's the way he spells it back home, and what we do here is not correct as far as he was concerned.

oh man this kind of shit should be criminalised (not criminalized)

yeah, that's just indicative of either incredible ignorance or arrogance or both

I used to have regular meltdowns in grade school when getting counted 'wrong' for a right answer; got to junior high and developed infuriating 'poor ignorant you' method when correcting teachers on Greek mythology or whatever.

I remember in kindergarten the teacher asked us to find words that rhymed with "saw", and I said "macaw" — she said, "you just made that up."

Having a fucking squirrel trapped in my wall trying to chew through it and not having a helpful building management company who already "threw poison in" and closed up the hole that it got in through.

to continue the education theme i once had an a-level english essay returned to me with the word 'solipsism' underlined heavily in red with a note next to it amounting to 'WTF'. it was quite good fun explaining things to teacher though, eg what a 'dictionary' is etc

circa year seven teacher thought 'history' meant 'his story', ie the story of man. tried to challenge her but unfortunately hadn't committed greek etymology to memory.

maybe he was a MJ fan

a little 'no, ledge' is a dangerous thing

was accused of inventing the word 'scarpered', was all 'wtf miss, you dont read the dandy'

Histology is the study of men's cells iirc

I teach would- be teachers. None of the above surprises me.

I once wrote a (quite transparent) hommage to Lewis Carrol's "Jabberwocky" in year 8, with all made up words. The teacher only seemed to notice half the words were made up half way down the text, where she WTF'd the word "arrish". So, did she just assume all the other words really existed?

Also in infant school I remember getting such a bollocking that I cried, because I "hadn't bothered" to colour in an aeroplane I'd drawn as part of a a picture of my summer holiday. Jet planes tend to be white, right? I ended up colouring it in green just to please her. So cross about that, because I thought it was actually a really good picture.

Well that's just mean.

srsly

"Next time why don't you take the time to color in your snowman."
Grade: F

My mom used to get arsey with teachers on my behalf (and in many cases, she'd had the teacher as a kid herself) because I'd come home vibrating with annoyance over this or that injustice. I used to get in sent-to-the-Principal's-office trouble in first grade for reading all the way to the end of our reading textbook rather than sticking to the day's lesson and going no further (teacher OCD? IDK). The school was also in its final year of a too-hippy discipline policy where they expected kids to work out their own differences. Therefore, if someone was getting the shit beaten out of them on the playground after lunch and went to the monitor saying 'Bobby punched me', nothing happened to Bobby and the kid who went to an adult got disciplined instead.

I used to get in sent-to-the-Principal's-office trouble in first grade for reading all the way to the end of our reading textbook rather than sticking to the day's lesson and going no further

Me, too, but my parents said, "Learning to play by the rules is part of the lesson. Btw, the teacher is always right." That makes me irrationally angry EVEN NOW.

aged 10 or so I had phosphorescent corrected to fluorescent. Fuck you teacher.

I was put on detention for telling my English teacher that I wasn't wrong for using "all right" instead of "alright".

Question: outside the US do people have some limit on data / pay certain amounts for data with their ISP? If so, sounds like an annoying thing to keep in the back of your mind...has anyone in the US ever come across this?

My mom had my back on that one, Laurel - she thought teacher was being weird. OTOH, the following exchange happened between me and my mom when I was seven:

Mom: Where have you been? You're late and missed dinner, so your chicken Kiev is in the dog and you're grounded for a week.
Suzy: DO I LOOK LIKE AN AIRPLANE TO YOU?

I think I mentioned it way back in this thread, but since it continues to happen, it bears mentioning again - if you are going to wear a giant backpack strapped to your back, be aware if the dimensions! I got nailed in the face this morning, hard enough to make my nose bleed, by some doofus that kept spinning around in the train aisle with no regard for the giant weapon on his back.

omg did he at least apologize??

it's too late

(it's tooo laaaaaaaaaaaate....)

No, he didn't even notice because of his headphones. Immediately I gave a startled "what the..." and before I could say anything to him the girl sitting oppisite me tapped him and goes, "you just hit that guy in the face". No reaction and he bopped off at the next stop.

ahhhhhhhhh... infuriating

I've begun hating bands that don't put the name of their album on their album cover, especially when the cover art sucks.

yeah, at least let us know what band with shitty album artwork we should avoid

Once I was late to a science class because I couldn't get my gym locker open after PE. The science teacher gave me a one-hour detention, but he was routinely a prick to everyone, so.

17 years later we had a reunion, all of us now 32-33yo balding parents in nice suits. Science teacher was there, stood in a corner for a couple of hours, nobody talked to him and he left. That's the best revenge you can have.

Question: outside the US do people have some limit on data / pay certain amounts for data with their ISP? If so, sounds like an annoying thing to keep in the back of your mind...has anyone in the US ever come across this?

In Australia the usual thing is a certain GB per month, after which you're strangled to dial-up speed, but these days the number of GBs is getting so high that it's not usually a problem in most areas

Question: outside the US do people have some limit on data / pay certain amounts for data with their ISP? If so, sounds like an annoying thing to keep in the back of your mind...has anyone in the US ever come across this?
Yes, there's a limit where I live in Canada. I get a reminder when I reach 75% and 100%. Theoretically, ISPs in the States have limits, but they're super-high and I never got anywhere near it when I lived there.

- Being called 'sir/madam' by shop assistants

You get called both?

I didn't want to leave out ladies, cross-dressers &c.

I quit calling customers sir and ma'am after calling one woman "ma'am," and she said, "I will not be called 'man' by some young pot smoker."

hahaha

• My pet peeve is related to that. It's the trend of referring to "superiors" as Mr. First Name. I guess it's popular in middle school, but IRL, I prefer not to be called "Mr. Tre". It sounds like something you'd call an arthritic racehorse. But even other folks, Mr. Paul, Mr. Steve, Mr. Jason, Mr. Mike. There's nothing wrong with adding a little dignity to Mr. Baker, Mr. Thornton, Mr. Klondike or even Mr. Johnson.

Same thing goes for tha' ladies. "Oh, Miss Joanna? Will you be seeing Corporal Billy tonight?"

Also, "Mister President"

President is already a title. You sound 8 years old, presidential aide person.

Aw, I like Mister President.

if I'm ever a manager I will insist on being called Mr Manager.

I would like to be Madam Secretary of something

Yeah, how about:

Saying thanks to the bus driver when you get off the bus is good.

Saying "Thanks, Driver" is not. He is a person.

A bit like "Thank you, Farmer's Wife"...

"Cheers Drive" is a standard Hull expression. They don't wear name badges.

'nah mate, cheers drive aint my route mate, you want the 67b mate'

^^^ this is also appropriate in the SW, although it's more like "churrs droive".

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