news without mercyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gnZOCrxzWyUeverything you have been told is a lie; the only truth is here
― kamerad, Monday, 20 December 2010 11:28 (thirteen years ago) link
I did like this one.
http://www.theonion.com/articles/jan-brewer-not-afraid-to-do-what-the-federal-gover,18631/?utm_source=recentnews
― Strange Crüt (Trayce), Saturday, 1 January 2011 03:52 (thirteen years ago) link
Actually the whole year in review is excellent.
― Strange Crüt (Trayce), Saturday, 1 January 2011 03:53 (thirteen years ago) link
tv show is :-/
― J0rdan S., Wednesday, 12 January 2011 05:37 (thirteen years ago) link
espn spoof on comedy central
Don't know if this is wrong to laugh at, but loved this:
http://www.theonion.com/video/autistic-reporter-covers-gathering-of-crying-peopl,18983/
― hey boys, suppers on me, our video just went bacterial (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 16 February 2011 17:40 (thirteen years ago) link
NASA Completes 52-Year Mission to Find, Kill God
― Du Musst Calamari Werden (Phil D.), Thursday, 24 February 2011 23:26 (thirteen years ago) link
lol^d hard when i saw that
absolutely love, as a journalism major, being able to read this stuff as assignment. totally allowed as well.
― mamma mia pizzeroni (kelpolaris), Thursday, 24 February 2011 23:42 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.theonion.com/articles/honey-im-not-going-to-stand-here-and-debate-the-me,18952/
― Telephoneface (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 25 February 2011 02:06 (thirteen years ago) link
i posted about this on ILV earlier but my store made it into the onion this week!
http://www.theonion.com/articles/variety-of-unsustainable-business-models-make-up-e,19261/
― not everything is a campfire (ian), Saturday, 26 February 2011 02:51 (thirteen years ago) link
^Seems like one of the more sustainable business models to me, given the neighborhood.
― Josefa, Saturday, 26 February 2011 08:55 (thirteen years ago) link
yeah we do fine.
― not everything is a campfire (ian), Saturday, 26 February 2011 19:15 (thirteen years ago) link
take out 'extremely hip' and you can attach a picture of any street in manhattan south of harlem
― iatee, Saturday, 26 February 2011 19:20 (thirteen years ago) link
lol academy
― bang-proof-bling-mans (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 27 February 2011 00:17 (thirteen years ago) link
Found via the "Is This Racist?" thread, the real punchline is at the end: http://www.theonion.com/articles/conde-nast-launches-the-new-yorker-for-black-peopl%2C19708/
Industry sources reported that if the magazine is a success, Condé Nast may move ahead with plans for other niche publications, including Kurdish Wired and GQ For Men.
― Ian Curtis danced like a tortured chicken DO U SEE (Phil D.), Thursday, 17 March 2011 16:28 (thirteen years ago) link
if i was famous, i would totally do this:http://www.theonion.com/articles/keira-knightley-answers-fan-letter-way-too-quickly,19733/
― I just want to give a shout-out to Buzzy Beetles (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 17 March 2011 19:06 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.theonion.com/articles/dead-teenager-remembered-for-great-hand-jobs,19356/
― StanM, Thursday, 17 March 2011 19:17 (thirteen years ago) link
ouch: http://www.theonion.com/articles/grown-adult-actually-expects-to-be-happy,19442/
― CharlieS, Friday, 18 March 2011 17:24 (thirteen years ago) link
Oh man, that autistic reporter at the funeral. So much guilty laughter.
― Pop is superior to all other genres (DL), Friday, 18 March 2011 18:28 (thirteen years ago) link
"grown adult" looks like a skinny louis ck
― I just want to give a shout-out to Buzzy Beetles (forksclovetofu), Friday, 18 March 2011 19:19 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.theonion.com/articles/texans-elect-gun,874/
― gr8080, Friday, 18 March 2011 23:13 (thirteen years ago) link
xpost ha had the same thought
― CharlieS, Saturday, 19 March 2011 04:50 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.theonion.com/articles/gorgeous-25yearold-dead-at-79,19809/
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
― Elegant Bitch (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Wednesday, 23 March 2011 20:19 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.theonion.com/articles/gop-completely-fixes-economy-by-canceling-funding,19897/
― jay lenonononono (abanana), Tuesday, 12 April 2011 21:42 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.theonion.com/video/today-now-interviews-the-5yearold-screenwriter-of,20188/
― Darin, Tuesday, 26 April 2011 15:06 (thirteen years ago) link
NYT fooled by fake "Tiger Beat" cover from The Onion: http://www.editorandpublisher.com/Headlines/the-onion-fools-the-new-york-times-with-fake-obama-tiger-beat-cover-64875-.aspx
― Paul McCartney and Whigs (Phil D.), Tuesday, 26 April 2011 15:07 (thirteen years ago) link
i can't imagine the sense of pride floating around those offices when shit like that happens
― frogbs, Tuesday, 26 April 2011 15:15 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.theonion.com/articles/budget-mixup-provides-nations-schools-with-enough,20350/
― StanM, Wednesday, 11 May 2011 22:07 (thirteen years ago) link
he's back
http://www.theonion.com/video/autistic-reporter-train-thankfully-unharmed-in-cra,20098/
― caek, Wednesday, 11 May 2011 22:16 (thirteen years ago) link
:D
― until you can see right thru (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 11 May 2011 22:45 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.theonion.com/articles/fiscally-im-a-rightwing-nutjob-but-on-social-issue,20486/
― Neil S, Friday, 20 May 2011 15:14 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.theonion.com/video/cashstrapped-pbs-releases-nova-special-on-physics,20508/
― StanM, Saturday, 21 May 2011 04:37 (thirteen years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/p4CFW.png
― Princess TamTam, Saturday, 21 May 2011 05:14 (thirteen years ago) link
The online reaction to that has been kind of funny. I've noticed that some right-wing folks recognize that it's satire but think it's satirizing Planned Parenthood -- as in, "See, even The Onion thinks Planned Parenthood has gone too far!" Which doesn't really make sense rhetorically, but I can sort of understand how a pro-lifer might accidentally work it out that way.
― jaymc, Saturday, 21 May 2011 06:23 (thirteen years ago) link
Or they think that it makes fun of both sides equally, like this guy:
While I think the partial goal is to poke fun at how prolifers supposedly view Planned Parenthood, there's also a good deal that hits abortion clinics like the floor plan where a day care center promises that young children can play "while their unborn siblings are being terminated elsewhere in the facility"
Like, how is that not ALSO poking fun at how pro-lifers view Planned Parenthood?
― jaymc, Saturday, 21 May 2011 06:32 (thirteen years ago) link
http://literallyunbelievable.tumblr.com/
― We need to talk about Bevan (DL), Friday, 27 May 2011 09:24 (thirteen years ago) link
http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_llkditPaSk1qkt6yoo1_500.jpg
wau
― tamari teenage riot (schlump), Friday, 27 May 2011 09:36 (thirteen years ago) link
never work in its satan life and this is why america is being destroyed.
― cee-lo v. city of new london (get bent), Friday, 27 May 2011 09:50 (thirteen years ago) link
ahahaha <3 u, internet
― ban drake (the author in the military science fiction subgenre) (history mayne), Friday, 27 May 2011 09:53 (thirteen years ago) link
lady's profile pic is very http://i.imgur.com/Ro7aY.jpg
― circa1916, Friday, 27 May 2011 10:28 (thirteen years ago) link
we shouldn't bother masking these idiot's names.
― kate78, Friday, 27 May 2011 11:23 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001948873802
― nuclear power, jet propulsion, radar, laser beams, cordless phone (abanana), Friday, 27 May 2011 12:57 (thirteen years ago) link
Favorite Teams: Dallas Cowboysand yeah that is some amazing trollface likealook
― he he he what would i not eat? (forksclovetofu), Friday, 27 May 2011 14:33 (thirteen years ago) link
Holy shit her face is identical!
― Wacky Way Lounge (Evan), Friday, 27 May 2011 14:42 (thirteen years ago) link
"We have libertine and degeneratrd the USA."
― LL Coolna (absolutely clean glasses), Friday, 27 May 2011 14:45 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.theonion.com/articles/man-just-going-to-grab-guitar-and-old-fourtrack-go,20682/
The extremely convincing audio clip is what really makes it.
― hated old moniker, too tired to think of a clever new one (Hurting 2), Sunday, 12 June 2011 03:42 (twelve years ago) link
The story of my life
― coffeetripperspillerslyricmakeruppers (Latham Green), Sunday, 12 June 2011 03:50 (twelve years ago) link
I like the chord progression a tiny bit. Am I doomed? Snare drum is the most hilarious detail.
― Wacky Way Lounge (Evan), Sunday, 12 June 2011 03:55 (twelve years ago) link
Well it couldn't be simpler so I think that makes it alright.
― Wacky Way Lounge (Evan), Sunday, 12 June 2011 03:59 (twelve years ago) link
Man Just Going To Grab Guitar And Old Four-Track, Go Out To Cabin In Woods, Make Shittiest Album Anyone's Ever Heard
is this about Bon Iver
― Concierto Para Bongo (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Sunday, 12 June 2011 04:45 (twelve years ago) link