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nabisco, i mean used-to-work-at-a-restaurant-in-the-east-village-that's-long-gone-with-my-ex-girlfriend-and -my-next-door-neighbor michael imperioli. also, y'know, he was spider in goodfellas.

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 11 February 2005 18:44 (twenty-one years ago)

sorry but from a (ambrose centric) male perspective, this is insane:

"I wouldn't do it with Scarlett Johannson.

I would do it with Paris Hilton."

dont hate PH, but she seems kinda dumb

― ambrose (ambrose), Friday, 11 February 2005 19:33 (twenty-one years ago)

my friend was all "wow, how do you know Parker Posey???" I had no idea! I thought that she was just another skinny pretty NYC girl.

MISSISSIPPI GIRL, and don't you forget it beebio.

― gygax! (gygax!), Friday, 11 February 2005 20:49 (twenty-one years ago)

also, isn't her boyfriend Ryan Adams?

― gygax! (gygax!), Friday, 11 February 2005 20:51 (twenty-one years ago)

ah sorry, just catching up.

― gygax! (gygax!), Friday, 11 February 2005 20:52 (twenty-one years ago)

Gygax, I know that she's not from NYC. What I mean is that I had no clue who she was and just thought she was like any other pretty girl in NYC.

― Matthew C Perpetua (inca), Friday, 11 February 2005 21:57 (twenty-one years ago)

on Letterman now

― Aaron A., Saturday, 12 February 2005 05:05 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.parishilton.be/

whoopsie daisy

― as we proceed!! (PUNXSUTAWNEY PENIS), Sunday, 20 February 2005 21:51 (twenty-one years ago)

blu cantrell's phone number.

― cozen (Cozen), Monday, 21 February 2005 12:13 (twenty-one years ago)

mark phillipousis' e-mail.

― cozen (Cozen), Monday, 21 February 2005 12:14 (twenty-one years ago)

nellee hooper!

yesterday they were frothing like mad rabbits on limelight.org calling all the numbers. i think you can hear bijou phillips' phone message on goldenfiddle.com. also the one girl she's *close* with on the pix is a mtv vj

i wonder if the dot be is a belgian website. hmm.

― stevie nixed (stevie nixed), Monday, 21 February 2005 12:21 (twenty-one years ago)

Classic! Tits is looking crazy hot in those pics, she's here to stay. They have to make that "club sandwiches" hoodie in a men's version, because I'd wear it. I would wear the women's version too, to be honest (but where?).

― LeCoq (LeCoq), Monday, 21 February 2005 12:31 (twenty-one years ago)

check the OMG NED RAGGETT NUMBER thread... there's a link to a site with a few more mp3s. the "paris is a big idiot" one is the best.

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 21 February 2005 12:32 (twenty-one years ago)

nellee dated nicky hilton several years ago. he likes them young.

― lauren (laurenp), Monday, 21 February 2005 13:10 (twenty-one years ago)

Christ! Isn't she only 20-21 NOW? What, did he date her when she was in middle school? No wonder those girls are fucking loons.

― sugarpants (sugarpants), Monday, 21 February 2005 14:38 (twenty-one years ago)

middle school would have been 10 years before 20?

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 21 February 2005 15:09 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.achewood.com/index.php

― andrew m. (andrewmorgan), Monday, 21 February 2005 18:59 (twenty-one years ago)

weird lookin shiny plastic freak

― [email protected], Monday, 21 February 2005 20:01 (twenty-one years ago)

dude would it have killed those people to have put some of those pics right side up?

― Allyzay Dallas Multi-Pass (allyzay), Monday, 21 February 2005 21:46 (twenty-one years ago)

I want to see the Fred Durst pictures that are being talked about! I must be mentally ill.

― Leon the Fatboy (Ex Leon), Monday, 21 February 2005 21:48 (twenty-one years ago)

Middle school (at least in my book): 14-15 years old. Am I wrong on this?

― sugarpants (sugarpants), Monday, 21 February 2005 22:00 (twenty-one years ago)

That's high school.

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 21 February 2005 22:14 (twenty-one years ago)

Who takes that many pictures of her own tits? Get a freaking mirror.

― nabiscothingy, Monday, 21 February 2005 22:38 (twenty-one years ago)

I want to see the Fred Durst pictures that are being talked about! I must be mentally ill.

Leon's obsession with the chocolate starfish revealed!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 21 February 2005 22:40 (twenty-one years ago)

Who takes that many pictures of her own tits? Get a freaking mirror.
When I went to boarding school girls did that all the time, and would send other people (ie me) up the road to get them developed and get grinned at by the photo shop guys.
I wish there were more emails. I'm bored of those notes, they're not that interesting.

― Elisabeth (Elisabeth), Tuesday, 22 February 2005 04:58 (twenty-one years ago)

Man-hands?

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Tuesday, 22 February 2005 05:08 (twenty-one years ago)

nabisco, like everyone i know does that.

― Allyzay Dallas Multi-Pass (allyzay), Tuesday, 22 February 2005 05:08 (twenty-one years ago)

even I take pictures of my breasts with my digital camera.. me thinks nabisco is missing out on all the fun.

― donut debonair (donut), Tuesday, 22 February 2005 05:23 (twenty-one years ago)

nabisco obviously has missed this thread
What do you look like in your underwear?

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 22 February 2005 09:36 (twenty-one years ago)

two months pass...

http://www.hiltonhands.com/

― Allyzay do not obtain to make download of yours MP3 (allyzay), Thursday, 5 May 2005 22:49 (twenty-one years ago)

That is kinda freakish. Need to be combined with Uma's feet.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 5 May 2005 22:51 (twenty-one years ago)

http://img223.echo.cx/img223/9426/alyssamilanohasmanarms0zl.jpg

― a banana (alanbanana), Thursday, 5 May 2005 23:17 (twenty-one years ago)

Is that Jennifer Love Hewitt standing next to her? I find JLH's face far more alarming than the photoshopped arm. I BELIEVE JLH KNOWS THE SECRET OF NIMH.

― Allyzay do not obtain to make download of yours MP3 (allyzay), Thursday, 5 May 2005 23:20 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.emerchandise.com/images/p/SNM/pdBYSNM0002.jpg

― A homunculus of Darby Crash, .... created for the purposes of *EVIL* (ex machina, Thursday, 5 May 2005 23:21 (twenty-one years ago)

Hahahah. Ally you so rule. :-)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 5 May 2005 23:22 (twenty-one years ago)

For some reason, The Secret of Nimh reminded me of the Never Ending Story which led me to google this.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Thursday, 5 May 2005 23:25 (twenty-one years ago)

Dear lord god.

I love Secret but I'm amused at how they transferred an imaginative but ultimately scientific book -- there's no magical powers or any of that, and the big battle between good and 'bad' rats happens in flashback, etc. -- into, indeed, a more fantasy-style adventure. But it still works, in its own way, and while Bluth wasn't a genius per se he at least created one big splashy Disney-derived epic that wasn't a musical as such, with many striking moments (John Carradine's owl was pretty badass).

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 5 May 2005 23:29 (twenty-one years ago)

scary kid movies to thread!

― latebloomer: But when the monkey die, people gonna cry. (latebloomer), Thursday, 5 May 2005 23:29 (twenty-one years ago)

man that movie scared the shit out of me when i was little

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Thursday, 5 May 2005 23:30 (twenty-one years ago)

haha xpost

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Thursday, 5 May 2005 23:30 (twenty-one years ago)

i'd hit it. otherwise, DUD.

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 5 May 2005 23:30 (twenty-one years ago)

I have a friend with Neverending story sleeves!

― A homunculus of Darby Crash, .... created for the purposes of *EVIL* (ex machina, Thursday, 5 May 2005 23:33 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.x-entertainment.com/articles/0923/sf1.jpg

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 5 May 2005 23:47 (twenty-one years ago)

Some cursory googling reveals I was wrong about the photoshopping thing.

Not about the NIMH thing though.

― Allyzay do not obtain to make download of yours MP3 (allyzay), Friday, 6 May 2005 00:39 (twenty-one years ago)

ten months pass...

ahem http://img483.imageshack.us/img483/7209/wut0cm.jpg

― Cunga (Cunga), Wednesday, 22 March 2006 16:29 (twenty years ago)

poor paris

― sunny successor (katharine), Wednesday, 22 March 2006 16:34 (twenty years ago)

What about the ad beside it? Weenie Love!

― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Thursday, 23 March 2006 12:36 (twenty years ago)

ten months pass...

smoking gun!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FvOd73FHI80

I'm starting to feel like Boss Hogg trying to nail the Duke Boys, except Boss Hogg is svelte and full of goodness and light.

― tremendoid (tremendoid), Thursday, 1 February 2007 22:09 (nineteen years ago)

holy shit can she not dance

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 1 February 2007 22:16 (nineteen years ago)

WHAT THE HELL PETE SMITH??????

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Thursday, 1 February 2007 22:16 (nineteen years ago)

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