old to semi-old celebrities you would travel back in time to have lots of sex with.

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Claudette Colbert, 1930-4

milo z (mlp), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:05 (seventeen years ago) link

obvious choice
http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/adc/10102276A~Jane-Fonda-Barbarella-Posters.jpg
&
oh man...
http://dvdtoile.com/ARTISTES/0/975.jpg

now where's this god damn time machine?

not-goodwin (not-goodwin), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:05 (seventeen years ago) link

Mia Farrow, late 1960s.

jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:06 (seventeen years ago) link

Catherine the Great.

Diana Rigg c. 1965

God Bows to Meth (noodle vague), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:06 (seventeen years ago) link

Capucine
Marie Marie Laforêt
Anne Brochet
Kay Francis

M. White (Miguelito), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:06 (seventeen years ago) link

Dana Delaney circa China Beach

milo z (mlp), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:07 (seventeen years ago) link

The "Virgin" Mary lol amirite?

God Bows to Meth (noodle vague), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:08 (seventeen years ago) link

Beatrice Dalle, 1986 (Betty Blue)
Nastassja Kinski, 1984 (Paris, Texas)

StanM (StanM), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:08 (seventeen years ago) link

Elizabeth Short

milo z (mlp), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:10 (seventeen years ago) link

francoise hardy

roger goodell (gear), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:10 (seventeen years ago) link

Chantal Goya, Anna Karina, Jean Seberg

milo z (mlp), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:11 (seventeen years ago) link

Bambi and Thumper in Diamonds Are Forever.

God Bows to Meth (noodle vague), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:12 (seventeen years ago) link

Diane Keaton in Reds

milo z (mlp), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:13 (seventeen years ago) link

Jean Seberg OTM

Fleischhutliebe! like a warm, furry meatloaf (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:14 (seventeen years ago) link

Why would no one approve of Cary Grant? He's only, like, the greatest ever.

Thumpy Screamy (kenan), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:15 (seventeen years ago) link

Eddra Gale. amirite

Fleischhutliebe! like a warm, furry meatloaf (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:17 (seventeen years ago) link

I agree with that re: Cary Grant - but I've run into a few people who thought I was nuts. (ha, maybe they were the crazy ones!)

Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:18 (seventeen years ago) link

Also, I had a huge crush on Christopher Reeve when I was in grade school, so him.

Oh! And Tristan Rogers (actually, he's still pretty awesome for a guy who is most famous for being on a soap opera).

Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:19 (seventeen years ago) link

Vivien Leigh
Hedy Lamarr
Dominique Sanda (c. The Conformist)
Stefania Sandrelli (c. The Conformist)

RRROWR.

Jay Vee's Return (Manon_69), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:22 (seventeen years ago) link

Cary Grant = ORANGE

UART variations (ex machina), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:23 (seventeen years ago) link

orange you glad I didn't say lou grant

Fleischhutliebe! like a warm, furry meatloaf (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:30 (seventeen years ago) link

Tristan Rogers! My brain just exploded! 'The Ice Princess"! I truly have not thought about Mr. T. Rogers for, like, twenty five years. (So dreamy in the GH days!)

aimurchie (aimurchie), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:30 (seventeen years ago) link

I doubt he was orange in person... but I'd be willing to find out. That's all I'm saying!

(uhhhh... xpost)

Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:30 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.kshs.org/cool3/graphics/asnersm.jpg

Thumpy Screamy (kenan), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:32 (seventeen years ago) link

mary tyler moore on 'the dick van dyke show'

roger goodell (gear), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:34 (seventeen years ago) link

michelle reis in 'fallen angels'

roger goodell (gear), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:34 (seventeen years ago) link

barbara stanwyck

http://xoomer.alice.it/louisebrooks/files/stanwyck.jpg

lk (lawrence kansas), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:36 (seventeen years ago) link

An aspiring Julie Delpy, just out of la conservatoire?

Eazy (Eazy), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:36 (seventeen years ago) link

Julie Delpy ain't old.

milo z (mlp), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:37 (seventeen years ago) link

can i use this time machine to unread kenan's posts?

m@p (plosive), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:39 (seventeen years ago) link

Having just rewatched Before Sunset the other night, I'd do the mid-30s Delpy as well.

jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:39 (seventeen years ago) link

I would like to take this opportunity to once again mention Grace Kelly.

http://www.geocities.com/gracekelly102/grace_kelly_1_.jpg

That is all.

Thumpy Screamy (kenan), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:39 (seventeen years ago) link

in Rear Window, the best girlfiend ever.

milo z (mlp), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:42 (seventeen years ago) link

But the stubborn bastard just can't see it!

Thumpy Screamy (kenan), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:43 (seventeen years ago) link

Is that from the last episode of the Prisoner, jessie?

-- Dan Selzer (danselze...) (webmail), January 29th, 2007 3:01 PM. (Dan Selzer) (later) (link)

Yeeeesss....he is king of all babes. MMM SIDEBURNS COME TO ME.

Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:43 (seventeen years ago) link

Ricki Lake circa hairspray.

Fleischhutliebe! like a warm, furry meatloaf (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:44 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.christusrex.org/www1/sistine/4-Det2.jpg

DavidM* (unreal), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:46 (seventeen years ago) link

http://jpetrie.myweb.uga.edu/rand3.gif

milo z (mlp), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:48 (seventeen years ago) link

Claudia Cardinale
Ann-Margaret

kingfish moose tracks (kingfish 2.0), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:48 (seventeen years ago) link

Errol Flynn
Joe Orton
Harry Belafonte

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Monday, 29 January 2007 21:12 (seventeen years ago) link

I would like a threesome with Elizabeth Montgomery as Samantha and Elizabeth Montgomery as Serena, please.

If it were to turn into a foursome with Barbara Eden as Jeannie, I wouldn't argue.

do i have to draw you a diaphragm (Rock Hardy), Monday, 29 January 2007 21:20 (seventeen years ago) link

http://silentladies.com/Brooks/images/Brooks080.jpg

^the only possible candidate.

Pashmina (Pashmina), Monday, 29 January 2007 21:28 (seventeen years ago) link

errol flynn OTMFM
grapes of wrath era henry fonda

plan b: videodrome (fauxhemian), Monday, 29 January 2007 21:29 (seventeen years ago) link

http://007.bond.free.fr/images/Girls/ursula-andress2.jpg

Pashmina has a great point. Plus, there's every chance she actually would have hopped in the sack with you.

M. White (Miguelito), Monday, 29 January 2007 21:30 (seventeen years ago) link

Siouxsie Sioux.

http://www.popartuk.com/g/l/lgart030.jpg

I love her.

Curt1s St3ph3ns, Monday, 29 January 2007 21:31 (seventeen years ago) link

basically any female star in busby berkeley musicals

t0dd swiss (immobilisme), Monday, 29 January 2007 21:40 (seventeen years ago) link

Rex Harrison!

patita (patita), Monday, 29 January 2007 21:44 (seventeen years ago) link

Jacqueline Bisset
Diane Keaton

in Rear Window, the best girlfiend ever.

OTM

vita susicivus (blueski), Monday, 29 January 2007 21:50 (seventeen years ago) link

but do i dare say Mary Poppins?

vita susicivus (blueski), Monday, 29 January 2007 21:52 (seventeen years ago) link

Debbie is still the one, but I have always carried a torch for Jenny Agutter as well:

https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/reddwarf/images/0/0c/Jenny-agutter8.jpg

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Tuesday, 21 May 2024 01:05 (four months ago) link

. . . probably as a result of seeing my first nude scene at age 11 when Logan's Run came out.

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Tuesday, 21 May 2024 01:06 (four months ago) link

I've clicked on enough of the Agutter fb group's pictures that I now get them regularly (I don't think I joined/liked the group). And not my first nude scene, but I've always loved the one in Walkabout.

nickn, Tuesday, 21 May 2024 17:03 (four months ago) link

my time machine threesome....

https://i.redd.it/7pbyeju6z1gz.jpg

scott seward, Tuesday, 21 May 2024 18:07 (four months ago) link

but some of you might be more adventurous than me...

https://m.media-amazon.com/images/M/MV5BM2Q1ZmM0NGYtMjczYy00ZWY0LWE5N2YtNGRhNzlkYzQ0YzlhXkEyXkFqcGdeQXVyMjUyNDk2ODc@._V1_.jpg

scott seward, Tuesday, 21 May 2024 18:07 (four months ago) link

I still have never seen Against All Odds, but that damn Phil Collins video sure made it seem like the hottest movie ever back when I was a young'un.

Muad'Doob (Moodles), Tuesday, 21 May 2024 18:31 (four months ago) link

There is a Kipling story called "In the Same Boat" where a man and a woman (both clearly specified by the story to be super hot) are set up to meet each other because they share the same neuroses and weird obsessive behaviors, and they bond and help each other to recovery, and yet both of them immediately reject the idea of anything romantic between them; it's never explained why, but you get the sense that their connection runs so deep that any attraction between them would feel wrong - not incestuous, precisely, but a similar kind of instinctive taboo. This is how I feel about the idea of Kipling being hot. My whole soul rejects it, and I don't think this is a comment on his looks but rather on how deeply I identify with his writing.

― Lily Dale

i mean this just sounds like kink lol

Kate (rushomancy), Tuesday, 21 May 2024 18:56 (four months ago) link

Ohhhh did James Woods use to be cute? I never understood why his career was a thing, he just seemed like the Chevy Chase of dramatic roles

your dog is fed and no one cares (flamboyant goon tie included), Tuesday, 21 May 2024 18:57 (four months ago) link

I recall Ebert saying something to the affect that in the early '80s Woods got the roles that were too out there for Bruce Dern.

thats not all they say about james woods, isnt it rumoured he cannot fall over forward?

close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Tuesday, 21 May 2024 19:18 (four months ago) link

thats not all they say about james woods, isnt it rumoured he cannot fall over forward?

Dana Delany said the "Big Three" were James Woods, Liam Neeson and Willem Dafoe.

Instead of create and send out, it pull back and consume (unperson), Tuesday, 21 May 2024 19:27 (four months ago) link

might be tough for Woods though because his was glued to his leg.

dan selzer, Tuesday, 21 May 2024 19:48 (four months ago) link

Neeson = Evian bottle iirc

subpost master (wins), Tuesday, 21 May 2024 19:51 (four months ago) link

Woods had a string of excellent roles in the 80s. Now he's just a troll.

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Tuesday, 21 May 2024 20:14 (four months ago) link

the neeson story i like is that during excalibur filming theyd go skinny dipping in the mornings and some of the crew were gawping and he sez whats the matter lads dont yeres shrink in the cold too?

close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Tuesday, 21 May 2024 21:40 (four months ago) link

the sword of power

mookieproof, Wednesday, 22 May 2024 01:32 (three months ago) link

this popped up on my facebook and i kinda had to put it here...

https://i.redd.it/wpoa71mducc61.jpg

scott seward, Wednesday, 22 May 2024 17:29 (three months ago) link

one month passes...

i'm sorry if his dick is really as big as he makes it out to be (and i am _not_ buying _the song remains the same_ for a second, that was filmed over, like, five days of three-hour concerts, i don't care how tight one's pants are, i used to have a dick and they're not _supposed_ to work like that, if they do you gotta see a doctor cuz you're gonna do some permanent damage that way), no. there is such a thing as "too much dick" and it's _that_. that is too much dick.

anyway. coming from the "unusual details in wikipedia articles" thread to say Zeki Müren. he was a beautiful man.

Kate (rushomancy), Saturday, 13 July 2024 15:39 (two months ago) link

one month passes...

Not showing up? Anyway: Jean Pierre Mocky looked really cool

Robert Adam Gilmour, Sunday, 25 August 2024 20:27 (three weeks ago) link

this is embarrassing but when i saw this photo I felt like Nestor Makhno, Ukrainian anarchist photographed in 1919, was giving me the love eyes. even the hat is pretty appealing.

https://www.historytoday.com/sites/default/files/2024-08/makhno_ukraine_russian_civil_war_history_today.jpg

Piggy Lepton (La Lechera), Wednesday, 28 August 2024 14:53 (three weeks ago) link

no i 100% agree with you, i'd definitely get with him

Kate (rushomancy), Wednesday, 28 August 2024 20:12 (three weeks ago) link

He could leave his hat on

tempted by the food of your mother (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 28 August 2024 21:20 (three weeks ago) link

I looked up more photos of him to see if it was an illusion. It’s not. In one of the photos I found he also has a huge scar from the corner of his lip through his cheek. Still looked good!

Piggy Lepton (La Lechera), Wednesday, 28 August 2024 21:57 (three weeks ago) link

https://www.ditext.com/nomad/makhno.jpg

Piggy Lepton (La Lechera), Wednesday, 28 August 2024 23:15 (three weeks ago) link

omg that last one is an AI image!! wow
it's a good one, i'll say that

Piggy Lepton (La Lechera), Wednesday, 28 August 2024 23:28 (three weeks ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/c7klJOw.png

...and I'm not usually into guys but really...

https://i.imgur.com/jOyL5iD.png

This is Dance Anthems, have some respect (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 28 August 2024 23:35 (three weeks ago) link


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