NAMING RIGHTS THREAD: Liverpool really won't win the Premiership 2010-2011

Cattermole, on a yellow card which is how he starts most second halfs tbf, goes in late on Elmander's ankle. Chris Foy see it. Winces. Does nothing. FFS.

there are no good referees in the Premier League. objective fact.

ooooooo dear

cattermole needs to be curstomped into a coma and fed to dogs

is that when it's actually the dogs doing the stomping?

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Never would have seen this career left turn

nono, you don't understand, 'to be curstomped into a coma and fed to dogs' is the name of my England call-up

ffs a hoy hoy why don't you just post jpgs of the entire stars of the lid discography while yr about it

Ooh, the Gooners have signed Ryo Miyaichi. Bout time Arsene exploited his knowledge of Japan.

Naomichi Marufuji next pls.

http://www.corinthianseller.co.uk/microstars/microstars-CCWC02.jpg
http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/1450000/images/_1452812_inamoto_300.jpg

i dont get the stars of the lid reference.

/tuomas

while football is boring today, how about you waste your collective time voting for the xmas poll?

Brian McBride is also the name of one of the Stars of the Lid dudes. Leading to them titling a track "Dopamine Clouds over Craven Cottage".

you'll no doubt all be thrilled to know that my current Facebook status update refers to the three wise Brian McBrides (on acct of also getting that Amazon email this morning)

That Brian McBride is on the board of directors at Celtic, so quite possibly used to fobbing off disgruntled punters on a regular basis.

how are they going to fill up an hour or w/e of match of the day w/ two games

football league was quite exciting, show that mebbe

cept I wont be around 2 see it, am abt 2 dive into lethe

MATCHES(2) OF THE DAY!!!111

gabby, no, i do not want sexuality in my football programme. give me the velvet owl.

are they going to somehow stretch this out for the full hour?

aye

looking forward to it.

how tf did gordon save that.

i'm just guessing btw

aye, craig gordon (who i always reckon looks like a wee junkie, like you can totally see him stealing razor blades from a tesco) is a smashing keeper, though that big rapist bastard Greegsy is possibly better and thus worthy of the number wan for Scotland.

How did Cattermole no get sent off? foul that could have been a straight red didnae get him a second yellow.

cuz refs are pussies and don't wanna give him his 3rd sending off before 1/2 way thru the season

danny welbeck is a very talented player

could well replace rooney if they have the sense to get rid of that fucking parboiled pig foetus and his slimy entourage

yeah nakh altho u h8 sunderland and brucey, gotta give 'em mad props for keeping the trident strikeforce even when under the 2nd-half cosh

i like sunderland except for cattermole, read yr itt

still think bruce is an absurdity tho

just tht u'd have blanket disdain 4 red and white striped teams but soton are contradictory to that as well I guess

yeah i kinda h8 bilbao and stoke needs to be fallujahed w/out delay

wai 2 h8 bilbao ;_;

guess osasuna are my gf's local lot so I'll let u off

sheff united are a team u kinda love 2 h8 and are grateful they r out there somewhere, being chaotic and q radge

yeah h8 sheff utd

bilbao are alright as an idea, like javi martinez & used to like etxeberria but in general they're fucking hack bitch cunts

Replays of shit free kicks hitting walls and shit crosses hitting the first man - really kicking the arse out of these two matches. They should have extended the Football League Show.

Also replays of shit goals.

aye, this is really fucking pish.

"lee clattermole"
About 321 results (0.34 seconds)

"lee twattermole"
4 results (0.05 seconds)

didn't watch after end of sunlun

"lee cuntermole"
1 result (0.04 seconds)

talk-of-the-tyne.co.uk/forum/ not fucking around

junior stanislas

what a footballer name.

j-stans is a name and a player iirc

cattermole looks like such a remedial cunt

even the guardian said the main reason he moved to wigan was getting barred from every business in teeside and generally being persona non grata

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louee caganermole

What with all the postponements, City beat Everton on Monday and they're top at Christmas

for the first time since 1927 or something according to the bbc earlier.

Gah. It's a remarkable turnaround for the crisis-club-before-Chelsea anyway. They've been top of the Third Division more recently than 1927 of course.

xmas 27 was shit iirc

ramsay mcdonald fedexed a box of his own shit to alf fotheringdale, salford polenta magnate and a city nonexec, in protest at their conniving ways

popularity was only restored when bert trautmann renounced hitler and delighted postwar crowds with his agility both on the field and in the music halls

sip

Football stars including John Terry and Frank Lampard were snooped on by Greenpeace protesters -because they drive "Chelsea tractors".

Wayne Rooney was also targeted for having a 4x4 as a status symbol, according to former MI5 agent Chris Penhaligon - who was recruited by the sneaky eco-warriors to do the spying.

The astonishing claims come in his new book One Blood, where he reveals activists compiled detailed dossiers on stars and their WAGs who drive gas-guzzling 4x4s.

The files included where they lived, trained, shopped and even bought petrol. Former soldier Chris said: "The plan was to clamp their luxury 4x4s, tie themselves to the vehicles or block them in.

"I spent quite a bit of time at Cobham, where Chelsea train, and Stamford Bridge, targeting players who had 4x4s.

"Other teams were in Manchester and Liverpool in a co-ordinated attack against the top clubs."

The astonishing claims come in his new book One Blood, where he reveals activists compiled detailed dossiers on stars and their WAGs who drive gas-guzzling 4x4s.

DO SOMETHING BETTER WITH YR LIVES

spurs game cancelled.??

all 3 are

motd2 is gonna be EXCITING