Does the entire Innocent Smoothies aesthetic strike you as deeply fucking irritating?

I am not aware of 'Aussie Shampoo' but if I was in charge of marketing, the tagline would be "its cool bro we're washing your hair with industrial chemicals".

Has anyone else tried the limited edition Innocent Christmas sprout smoothie? It's festively yummy and it comes with a little knitted Santa hat.

are you TRYING to giving louis an embolism, james?

i am crying right now

i believe that's a symptom... call the doc.

people using sprouts as a "joke" are the same sort of despicable philistines who go "lol 4'33"

like sprouts are fucking A and fuiud

Heh, "100% australian owned" shd be a forum ownage jpg

sprouts are waste

this guy ^ knows what's up, sry vague

this is what happens when cultural pessimism overtakes a man, beset as he is by a longing for some vanished albion of boiled stodge, longlife milk, striking miners, bomb shelters, marc bolan, thomas de quincey, john donne etc

dont trust anything that comes from brussels amirite

hey I did an essay on de Quincey the other day, dude's a real fucken gnostic, smashes the beat poets and most of the Romantics at their own game

if Innocent had a laudanum smoothie I would approve of their business

and I would be already dead or living with a hooker trying to learn the complete works of Herodotus

laudanum smoothie!

could work

could def work

Just now on YouTube...

"
:\
This video contains content from Channel 4, who has blocked it in your country on copyright grounds.
Sorry about that.
"

Some thoughts:

a) I live in the UK, so WTF I can't watch a video from a UK TV channel?
b) :\ <<< stop that shit now.
c) "Sorry about that." <<< fuck off
d) FUCK
e) OFF

These lot take the biscuit.

http://www.treaclemoon.net/product_images/product_story_ginger_on.jpg

http://www.treaclemoon.net/product_images/product_story_lemonade_on.jpg

I can't actually tell from their website what the fuck it is that they make.

Bath and shower gel. My gf has some.

http://www.treaclemoon.net/news.html <- They also encourage their customers to come up with blurbs describing the "fairy tale place" the smell of the bath gel takes them to. The results are horrifying.

http://www.treaclemoon.net/product_images/stefan_brazzo_aug10.jpg

"I am dreaming, the soft chocolate frothy milk is all around me, swirls of thick chocolate surround my toes, ripples expand revealing my little belly button and gentle waves crash against my silky neck... I awake from my dream and enjoy the rest of my bath in Chocolate Dreams."

a furry tale place

scat's entertainment...

http://img43.imageshack.us/img43/7225/photome.jpg

"Those languid afternoons spent lying on the sweet-smelling grass beneath the tree catching dappled sunshine on her legs, half reading the book of poems she knew by heart, sipping her cool elderflower cordial and drifting between daydreams.. If the afternoon, and the cordial never ended, she wouldn't have missed the rest of the world."

:)

what is the website that these essays are being written for

woah that dude is crepey

http://www.youtube.com/innocentdrinksltd

^^^ if that's Pamplemoose you're gonna crash the freakin' board

ah no I've seen that ad, clever of them to go for the eating disorder market

how about just have a fucking banana for 1/10 the price

and no vat

http://innocentdrinks.typepad.com/innocent_drinks/2011/01/impress-your-boss.html#comments

God bless everyone who has been affected by this.

xp clearly fabricated comments section

i don't think my 59 year-old, ex-army, woman-ignoring, chain-smoking boss with a limp and a gammy eye would be impressed by a "innocent veg-pot".

what does impress him

^i would also like to know

innocent veg pot buyers must be basically evil tho

I've bought the veg pots when they've been on offer in Tescos, the best thing about them is that they lack the preservatives required to stop them fermenting and will politely let you know that their best before date is approaching by occasionally exploding in your fridge.

Anyway, Lush are the worst at this stuff. They've just been hacked (and by "just" I mean 3 and a half months ago, but they noticed it today). A few of my friends have had their (non-encrypted) credit card details stolen from the site and have rung up the companies and found out they're the victims of credit card fraud now. This is Lush's site:

http://www.lush.co.uk/

The moralising on there's bad enough, if I was a successful bubble bath company I like to think I'd have the morals to shell out for basic security measures like encrypting people's credit card details or some sort of warning system that lets me know my site's been hacked, but someone really needs to tell them this probably isn't the time to "share a smile" with the cutesy puppet videos.

http://www.youtube.com/lushcosmetics#p/a/u/0/tmPgKe0E7-k

We Believe hacking is a serious crime which steals large amounts of money and disrupts the lives of cardholders.

We Believe that hacking erodes the trust between businesses and their customers and creates a climate of fear around online ordering.

We Believe in working with police and banks to do all we can to bring this branch of organised crime to justice.

"We Believe in shutting the barn door waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay after the horse has bolted because we are fucking cheapskate fucks who won't pay for basic website security the way that every other fucking online store does."

TO THE HACKER
If you are reading this, our web team would like to say that your talents are formidable. We would like to offer you a job - were it not for the fact that your morals are clearly not compatible with ours or our customers'.

YEAH...psych! That shows him!

Yeah, hacker was going "Yay! oh,..."

I've bought the veg pots when they've been on offer in Tescos, the best thing about them is that they lack the preservatives required to stop them fermenting and will politely let you know that their best before date is approaching by occasionally exploding in your fridge.

Anyway, Lush are the worst at this stuff. They've just been hacked (and by "just" I mean 3 and a half months ago, but they noticed it today). A few of my friends have had their (non-encrypted) credit card details stolen from the site and have rung up the companies and found out they're the victims of credit card fraud now. This is Lush's site:

http://www.lush.co.uk/

The moralising on there's bad enough, if I was a successful bubble bath company I like to think I'd have the morals to shell out for basic security measures like encrypting people's credit card details or some sort of warning system that lets me know my site's been hacked, but someone really needs to tell them this probably isn't the time to "share a smile" with the cutesy puppet video.

I concur with this completely random anonymous poster who I have never engaged with before but have no reason to believe is a company shill.

what does impress him

― Nigie Dempstah (nakhchivan), Thursday, January 20, 2011 11:40 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

^i would also like to know

― saturday nose fever (electricsound), Thursday, January 20, 2011 11:41 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark

getting all our work done on time and accurately without asking any questions that might distract him from his dick francis novels or fag breaks. i suppose he likes pasties as well, tho.

so this isn't about pubic-hair-free nudists?

it is now...

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2009/1/29/1233235978770/Serious-Foods-Sunjuice-001.jpg

Here's a photo of the excitingly twee facility where all the yummy Innocent drinks are mass manufactured by shiny machines in a lovely village in Wales called Llantrisant.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_bN9se-ul_aE/SPAHFjy63HI/AAAAAAAABSU/vtv4I5dHwV8/s1600/sunshine+desserts.jpg