Chicago: Totally hands-free!!!

It must have been later, I think I mostly talked to Jenny that first time I met you guys.

You're both so damn cute in that photo, though! Jenny with a positively adorable little bob haircut, you without a neck beard.

Those were different times. Nobody was married then. :)

Jaymc remembers this one, I'm sure:

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1239/1425004025_0b1eace3d2.jpg

Same day, btw.

Jenny, you just have such a great grin. If I saw you somewhere, that alone would make me want to know you. I like girls who grin.

jenny is kind of unilaterally awesome.

I think someone nicknamed me the "indie rabbi" on account of that photo.

So I'm done transferring everything from the old computer and I'm ready to dispose of it. But I don't really want to just put it in the alley as is, because theoretically someone could take it, hook it up, and read all my 15-year-old poetry. I mean, I don't know why anyone would want to, but the thought makes me feel a little weird. Do I take a sledgehammer to the CPU?

NO!!!! Take it to an electronics collection point, John. Srsly srsly, there are both very toxic substances and also precious metals that can be reclaimed safely (and profitably). Computers are TERRIBLE for landfills.

OK. I didn't know things like that existed. I will research, thanks.

Monitors, too, if you ever upgrade.

Haha, wtf, I found a document last updated October 1999 called "CLOTHES INVENTORY" wherein I just list all my clothes and what condition they're in. For instance:

Light blue jeans. Really dirty and faded around the ankles.
Dark blue jeans. Good, except for the boomerang-shaped hole in the ass.

Ze Nat'l was good, but man that guy mumbles a lot.

he's quite sad. Give him a break.

John: notice the title I gave that photo on my flickr. :)

this is, I have decided, on of my favorite photos I have ever taken.

http://www.flickr.com/photo_zoom.gne?id=1426016316&context=photostream&size=l

gotdamnit.

here:

http://www.flickr.com/photos/fluxion/1426016316/in/photostream/

and find the size you like yourself. I uploaded it unchanged from my small-ish powershot.

I like your lake and Grant Park 6 a.m. photos, Kenan -- I'm guessing those are on Flickr somewhere.

I like Kenan's photos.

I'm getting ready to get rid of a lot of old computer equipment at the office. We want to donate as much as possible since it is all reasonably functional, but our IT contractor told us to remove the hard drives and smash them to bits b/c they contain a lot of confidential data. Will a collection point accept destroyed HDs?

This day has been very weird. It's one in the morning, and I just cooked up some lobster ravioli.

LOBSTER?! You're a monster!

(ps, um... yum.)

I'm guessing those are on Flickr somewhere

yes! But I'm tired of dealing with third parties. Here I am.

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=502964937

oh wow wrong link.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/fluxion/

sorry. :(

Cool.

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1180/1426010544_7b96c036f9.jpg

That was the last time I saw that thing. I think I accidentally left it as a tip. :(

this sitehas info on how to donate to a charity that will refurbish and also how to recycle computers in chicago...

More than the computer, I think the CRT monitor is the bigger landfill pollutant. Someone somewhere can make use of computer parts, but an old-ass monitor is going to require more attention to dispose of properly. If it still works, I'd say put it on Craigslist for $5 or something, or Freecycle.

The people on freecycle make me rage.

At least the one's I've dealt with. They have made shit so complicated. YOU ARE GETTING FREE STUFF, STOP BEING A COLOSSAL PAIN IN THE ASS.

Kenan, that pic of me at Intonation is AWFUL. It really reflects how I felt there--tired, hot, drunk, and just plain worn out.

but that pic of me with the cock ring is nice. I look MUCH better than I felt that morning. And I look like I'm wearing lip gloss.

Apparently, Staples recycles computers.

Kenan, that pic of me at Intonation is AWFUL.

It's gone.

Yay, I just got boxes from Julia!

:)

I heard. She has a ton. Or used to.

I'm taking some time off of ILX to get some things done -- drop a line if there's a TTday, etc. See you soon!

Aw, Kenan, thanks, but you didn't have to get rid of that photo. Marking it private would have been OK. But thank you!

hey evan, are you licensed emt/b in illinois?

Job Title: FIRE COMMUNICATIONS OPERATOR I
Job Category: ALL
Job ID: C8605-0001-2000
Minimum Job Qualifications: Current certification by the State of Illinois as an Emergency Medical Technician / Basic (EMT / B).

QUALIFICATIONS FOR HIRE: Those on eligible list must have a high school diploma,or GED; and must pass a drug screen and background investigation prior to hire.

PLEASE NOTE: Successful candidates must be able to type 25 wpm and have a strong knowledge of Chicago's expressways and major streets, and their location based on Chicago's grid numbering system.

AGE: As of the date of applications, an applicant must have reached his/her 20th birthday.
Minimum Salary: Special Rate
Duties: Receives emergency 9-1-1 calls from persons reporting fires or requesting emergency medical services; operates a two-screen computer console connected to a computer aided dispatch system and telephone equipment to receive and process 9-1-1 calls; obtains pertinent information from callers to determine location and extent of fire including conditions at the incident scene and if hazardous materials are present; obtains pertinent information from callers requesting emergency medical services and uses a triage computer screen to determine whether requests are of an emergency and life threatening nature; assigns priority codes and provides pre-arrival instructions to callers awaiting emergency medical services; relays emergency request information to Fire Communications Operators II for dispatching; performs related duties as required.

CHICAGO: EVEN AN ASTRONAUT HAS TO GO POTTY.

i think that fucking commercial finally broke my brain.

Que?

I'm finally watching the cornholing video. Nice work, but I have to go to work now.

I have a job interview this afternoon, i'm so confident that right now i'm filling out an online application for another job. my favorite question so far:

Are you willing to work with others?
Yes
No

willing, yes. looking forward to, no.

"if I hafta"

that question made me realize my ideal job is probably toll booth attendant.

You've done your share of troublemaking
Strongly disagree
Disagree
Agree
Strongly agree

It is hard to really care about work when the job is boring
Strongly disagree
Disagree
Agree
Strongly agree

Those questions would be fine if they were on a job counselor's questionnaire, but on a job application they're pretty loaded.

I hate shit like that, because if you tell the truth it makes you look bad but if you lie it's really obvious that you're lying. When I worked for that company in Richmond that did testing for potential employees, they used questions like that to find out how honest people were being in the testing.

it just got worse from there, i'm actually hoping i don't get this job and i'm beyond broke at this point.