Innocuous things that make you irrationally angry (a list thread)

There's a whole thing in the corporate world with people using nouns as verbs. You are not 'lunching'.

I think "lunch" as a verb goes back like hundreds of years? If nothing else, Stephen Sondheim was using it 40 years ago. ("Ladies Who Lunch.")

All right, misuse of semicolons then.

"write me" is another one that... well no, doesnt make me angry, just baffled.

"write me!" . "ok" *writes 'me' on a piece of paper*

I would add "what they've done to K-9" but there is nothing innocuous about this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bjsZa9mbUm0&feature=player_embedded

ahahahaha

Loud conversations on cell phones in public places,generally, and, more specifically, ones that sound like the one I overheard today at lunch "and I was, like, so, like pissed off about, like, the whole thing, so, like, it was, like, riduclous, and I couldn't, like, believe that she would, like, talk to me that way". Worse for being it from a woman well into her 20s.

k-9 = scrappy doo

well he is NOW

"write me" is another one that... well no, doesnt make me angry, just baffled.

"write me!" . "ok" *writes 'me' on a piece of paper*

― Sookie G Stackedgarten (Trayce), Wednesday, December 15, 2010 9:18 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dative_case

lol I was going to go there and then I was diverted by a nu-K-9 rage

the term "broseph" and anyone who thinks it's OK to use

:(

that's a good one, broheems

sorry HM I can't stomach that one - or broheems, yeah

i haven't used that in a few years but it's good to have options

homeslice

aw homeslice reminds me of the fresh prince which is a-ok. I'm gonna bring that one back.

xp - It would maybe be OK if you were using it because I like you. I just feel like most ppl of heard/seen use it are total douches.

I think this acceptable. People I like can pretty much say anything they want, but if I don't know you then I'll probably stab you or at least complain about you on a messageboard

Go on and rock the homeslice, ENBB

• people who whistle loud as fuck using that two finger thing — it triggers a nerve in my brain that makes me want to destroy whatever is making the sound (parrots and kids screaming also trigger this same nerve)

Dative case appears to make sense if you say "write me A LETTER" but "write me" on its own makes as much sense as "give me".

and yet, nobody who speaks english has ever misunderstood what "write me" is supposed to mean

It's the transitive/intransitive thing again. You have to write something to someone.

Add to that list militant atheists who brazenly go hard at religious people just for being religious

I read some writer somewhere saying that trying to argue a man out of his belief in God is as cruel as trying to argue him out of his belief that his wife is the most beautiful woman on the planet. I think this is so.

Agreed.

and yet, nobody who speaks english has ever misunderstood what "write me" is supposed to mean

Well yes, but it still really jars, to me. You just dont hear anyone here say it.

"And yet, the whole point of the thread is irrational anger". Go for it, Tracye.

I read some writer somewhere saying that trying to argue a man out of his belief in God is as cruel as trying to argue him out of his belief that his wife is the most beautiful woman on the planet.

something beautiful about that.

I read some writer somewhere saying that trying to argue a man out of his belief in God is as cruel as trying to argue him out of his belief that his wife is the most beautiful woman on the planet.

NO SHE ISN'T, NUH UH, NUH UH

why would you tell strangers on the internet that your wife is so basically fail

wouldn't that make her irrationally angry

"Give all your loving to me, all your hugs and kisses too! Give all your loving to me, don't let up until we're through!"

"honey, you're being irrationally angry when we tell you yr ugly ow stop it thats my head"

HER: "Gee, honey. Did you ever think we'd make it 25 years?"
HIM: "You know, I used to believe in a God."

Her: How do I look?
Him: I believe that you look fabulous.
Her: What do you mean "believe"
Him: Well it's a funny story, I met this guy on the plane...OW FUCK OW WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM

aa, now you've changed your wife's internet name from 'er indoors to petula i am slightly more inclined to believe she is the most beautiful woman on the planet but there is still work to be done.

I believe that I am beautiful. All the ppl throwing up in the street are heathen non-believers and will be executed summarily.

why would you tell strangers on the internet that your wife is so basically fail

wouldn't that make her irrationally angry

Not innocuous really but arrrg I'm so angry

- dumb people in line at the grocery store who pay, and then stand in place with their cart like morons holding up the line...just move the fuck up so the person behind me can put their shit on the mile of conveyor that's opened up while we've waited for you.

- paying for a coffee which you then take on the road and when you actually sip it you realize you just paid $3 for burned milk and burned espresso. Meek baristas with doe eyes and meek expressions should be rejected on sight. I should be able to say, "No. Not you. Her."

- slow traffic on a clear night in the middle of the freeway for 20 minutes for no reason whatsoever. Just, you know, because I love sitting in my car.

I need a xanax.

- paying for a coffee which you then take on the road and when you actually sip it you realize you just paid $3 for burned milk and burned espresso.

Oh, this, 100 times this.

Last week I was running a workshop and made a break so we could all get coffee. For some reason they led me to a coffee shop without a queue (alarm bells) and I ordered a soy latte that, as I discovered upon returning to the room, was worse than vomit. Had to wait until lunch to get another coffee by which time I was quietly livid.

HL Mencken was probably trying to make the opposite point, if this is the quote you're thinking of?

""We must respect the other fellow’s religion,but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart."

Soy lattes would be worse than vomit.

Distressing zing from a fellow Melburnian.

Haha

:D

Add to that list militant atheists who brazenly go hard at religious people just for being religious

^Especially when these types of atheists have succumbed to the blind faith in No God that they detest in the religious. Funny buying into one sort of dogma while ridiculing someone for following another sort of dogma.

uh oh

Its a good point tbh.

I've come to the conclusion that declaring one's atheism is currently less a philosophical outlook and more a hip fashion statement

moving on

i like calling my cats 'broheems' and 'homeslice' but never refer to other humans by those terms