Innocuous things that make you irrationally angry (a list thread)

on board now? good

Zuh?

I also think that adding letters to building floors gives people licence to go ott with it (LB, B, LG, G, UG, M, 1, 2 etc). Just number the farken floors.

Oh and while I'm here

- Office buildings that name their meeting rooms after things (Earth, Oxygen, Trees, Soil) causing you to miss a meeting because you can't find the bloody thing.

I'm pretty sure in 50 or 100 years Melbourne Central will be revealed to be some kind of social experiment conducted by architects. It's still a mystery to me.

My brain's still in "melb central has diamaru and not much else in it" mode, even after all these years, so the fancy new basement levels make me all baffled. But I have no sense of direction.

Daimaru is now a load of furniture shops, or something, and if you go high enough (that is if you can find the escalators (and if two people are not hogging the escalator grr)) there's a cinema and a gym, or something. There's a pub up there, too, which could be fun if you've had 2-3 beers and want to leave the complex.

For the longest time I thought of it like a museum, like something you visit once to see the Shot Tower but never have any actual reason to go there bc wtf is Daimaru anyway.

but later on I discovered that I loved their food court and then you couldn't get me out of there. And I couldn't get myself out there bc I was always fucking LOST

http://www.travelvictoria.com.au/images/regions/melbourne/city/22.jpg

complete with escalator hogs xp

The top floor also has that cool sushi train place.

..sorry we've gone way off topic here.

I think if I worked there i'd go postal listening to that giant watch play "waltzing matilda" every hour fwiw.

You can't go there on the hour because of the HORDES of tourists waiting for it to go off gaargh irrational anger.

Also I don't see how 'omg america = bigger than yu0' has anything to do with any of this.

― leo tldrstoy (Autumn Almanac), Monday, December 13, 2010 5:48 PM Bookmark

It has to do with it not being unreasonable to think that the way the vast majority of first-language English speakers do something is the standard way of doing it. And BTW, if anything is "butthurt" it's being upset that Americans don't recognize the way things are done in other places. It reminds me of when people from Central and South America get upset about people from the States calling themselves "Americans" -- "you're not the only Americans," etc. (1) We don't have another convenient name given the difficulty of deriving one from "United States" and (2) I don't believe that South and Central Americans actually call themselves Americans except when they're trying to make this tedious point.

way to move on, dude...

xxposts arrrg I totally forgot the Waltzing Matilda clock.

It reminds me of when people from Central and South America get upset about people from the States calling themselves "Americans" -- "you're not the only Americans," etc.

Ah yeah I worked with one of those. They never volunteer an alternative demonym, although once a (non-the-Americas) friend proposed 'United Statians'.

Yanks.

(yes, we realise the term is misused in Aus, etc etc)

Americans who call northerners Yankees don't realize that the term means something else in the rest of the world.

lol

I have to admit, its amusing watching the splutrtered reaction to our phrase "Septics" when you explain it.

NOT A CHANCE, HOT PANTS. The so-called British spellings were transmitted to the rest of the English-speaking world FROM BRITAIN. We just decided, for better or worse, not to keep them. So step off.

Uh, I think you mean 'hot trousers' *hides*

I don't really care about US spellings despite otherwise being a spelling & grammar snob. I do hate 'jewelry' though.

to be fair, my french co-worker just told me about how a bank teller was asking him how they celebrate thanksgiving in France. "We don't have pilgrims! We don't have Indians! How can we have Thanksgiving?!"

omg I've been asked this multiple times here in the US. Part of me wants to say, look, Australians (well, Britishers at the time) didn't fuck around being friends with the natives on Van Diemen's Land. We pretty much got right down to the killing as soon as possible. They're far enough away from everyone they didn't have to put on a good show for the folks back home.

Ha. Thats a sadly otm way of putting it.

Yeah, we don't have Thanksgiving Day, we have Native Slaugher Day (26 January).

On a similar but probably reversed note, I get all IA on ANZAC Day when the Australian press exhaustively covers Australian events commemorating the Australians who fought and died. Two of the letters in the word 'ANZAC' refer to four million people, see if you can guess what they all have in common ffs.

(and, by extension, Australians who are surprised when they learn that New Zealand does ANZAC Day too)

Yeah that gets pretty WTF. "Argle bargle what would those sheep shovers know about battlers anyway who's for a game of twoup"

We don't know what it STANDS for, we just like the way it sounds. "ANZAC" -- see, it's got a nice ring.

It's about biscuits innit?

http://www.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/9397086/2/istockphoto_9397086-australian-anzac-biscuits.jpg

ANZAC = Australian Nom Znom Anzac Cookies

hahahah

Fuck I hate those biscuits /being on topic

;_;

It has to do with it not being unreasonable to think that the way the vast majority of first-language English speakers do something is the standard way of doing it. And BTW, if anything is "butthurt" it's being upset that Americans don't recognize the way things are done in other places. It reminds me of when people from Central and South America get upset about people from the States calling themselves "Americans" -- "you're not the only Americans," etc. (1) We don't have another convenient name given the difficulty of deriving one from "United States" and (2) I don't believe that South and Central Americans actually call themselves Americans except when they're trying to make this tedious point.

eh, this isn't true. the americas are called "america" and things and people from the americas are often referred to as "american" in the spanish language.

I love Anzac bikkies. Though honestly I love them more since I've been away. Finding a tin of Golden Syrup is srsly like uncovering the holy grail. Suggestions of subbing maple syrup: GIT TAE FUCK

I think I like the idea of anzac biscuits more than the actual biscuits. Nice history behind them, too.

xp Is there a unique demonym for US people in Spanish?

Waste of good maple syrup, iirc.

Definitely. And it tastes all wrong.

the demonym for US people, although "americano" is used for that too, is "estadounidense".

i.e. united statian.

ah, ta

Couldnt you use molasses, Veg?

Hah. Hah. Hahaha.

xpost Molasses is way too strong. I tried it once, used about half of what you would golden syrup and it was not good.

Actually that is one thing that makes me irrationally angry: fricking Epicurious reviews of recipes where the person only gives 1 star to a beef stroganoff and says, "well I didn't have any beef so I used tofurkey, and instead of cream I substituted a jar of sundried tomatoes and honestly the flavor was far too strong and we threw it away. I would not make it again." You can sub away on your own in your kitchen til the cows come home, you can even tell other people about it but don't give a recipe a bad review if you didn't actually cook it somewhat close to the intended way at least once. RARR.

Yes thiiiiiiiiiiis. I read taste.com.au religiously and every fucking vegetarian recipe says "well hubby wont eat meat so I added a little bacon to this" FUCK K^%^$%$#%$

Oh, a food one:

- Meat-eaters who offer vegetarians soy sausages/facon out of pity ('so you can pretend to be normal like us!')

idiot/clueless/picky commenters at food sites are more lol than IA-making