"Can I say you're my girlfriend on Facebook?"

Woah holy shit! What an awesome idea.

"1) Take a screenshot of your Facebook profile page, open it up in Photoshop
2) Create 6 selections (1 for the "default" pic on the left, and 5 for the little image preview boxes)
3) Use these selections to create a "clipping mask" with the large image that you want to use, arrange/scale image as necessary
4) Crop and individually save each of the 6 images
5) Upload, tag, and arrange the images accordingly

NOTE: As you become tagged in newer pictures, they will offset those "preview" images, but you can manually hide any newer pictures (by clicking the X) to keep the integrity of your new, huge, disjointed profile image."

this seems like a great method for comedy hidden nudity

That, too. That, too.

Facebubbling.

'STOP IT'

related: http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=127185813

B-ryminD09
Registered User

wtf!!!!!!!!!! lmao. i love when religous people tweak things so it doesn't conflict w/ their beliefs. just fyi your still going to hell for this. (srs).

CONGRATS BRO

http://grab.by/7URs

wow ur not kidding - http://www.time.com/time/specials/packages/0,28757,2036683,00.html

http://i56.tinypic.com/30dcnsl.jpg

really thought schefter had a chance at a repeat this year

schefterberg

He has the eyes of a fucking lizard.

THE CONNECTOR

he generally looks pretty reptilian

http://unrealitymag.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/they_live_3.jpg

twitter^

Maybe next year for Jeff Twitter. :-(

That Zadie Smith write-up on FB: one of those long-winded essays where someone badmouths a new technology or fad, and only out of the side of their mouth admits that, yes, they engage in it too, and all they're going to say about how and why they haven't quit (despite the fact that it is, according to them, ruining society) is that they are "addicted" to it.

It's like its own genre.

"This ______ is kind of terrible, and is dehumanizing, ruining our civilization etc. Yeah, I do it/love it too, though (it's addicting!)"

It's not that I even disagree with what they hate or are suspicious about, but at least explain what makes it fascinating and helpful to millions of people -- including the author of these essays.

It's hard to maintain an air of superiority that way though.

That Zadie Smith write-up on FB: one of those long-winded essays where someone badmouths a new technology or fad, and only out of the side of their mouth admits that, yes, they engage in it too, and all they're going to say about how and why they haven't quit (despite the fact that it is, according to them, ruining society) is that they are "addicted" to it.

It's like its own genre.

Except that in that article she says she quit it after a couple of months.

she quit my dick after a couple months NOT

Except that in that article she says she quit it after a couple of months.

I read it last week, and my memory told me she said she came back to the site once or twice (maybe that was another article?)

but the point stands regarding articles like that: they skim over why the the subject is so popular or interesting to people, and many times the authors admit to still indulging in it.

its a sad form for sure particularly when people not that old indulge in it

Santa Doesn't Exist would like to be your friend. Accept?

;_;

Everyone is on Facebook, and yet everyone kind of hates it too. So I guess Smith is just tuning into the zeitgeist...

you have something in common, go for it!
xp

dude what's with you thinking everyone is fake?

"Using Foursquare to check into anonymous Halloween sex parties really is the epitome of decadence and late capitalism excess, although I admit there is something quite adventurous and addicting about it, but really we should all stop it and here's another 2000 words about why it's pathetic that people do it."

xpost

http://grab.by/7W7P

friend w/ bangs looks cuet

http://i26.tinypic.com/2udyu5e.jpg

:-)

My Top Words of 2010
The top words from my Facebook status messages in 2010!
1.:Waka - used 10 times
2.:Flocka - used 9 times
3.:Fuck - used 7 times
4.:Pretty - used 7 times
5.:Love - used 5 times
6.:Whole - used 5 times
7.:Fucking - used 5 times
8.:It’s - used 5 times
9.:City - used 5 times
10.:Swag - used 5 times

1: Today - used 12 times
2: Good - used 11 times
3: Beer - used 9 times
4: Big - used 7 times
5: Old - used 7 times
6: Night - used 7 times
7: New - used 7 times
8: Last - used 6 times
9: Football - used 6 times
10: Wee - used 6 times

1:- - used 5 times
2:Nice - used 4 times
3:Perth - used 3 times
4:Sleep - used 3 times
5:Bit - used 3 times
6:Wrong - used 3 times
7:Done - used 3 times
8:Till - used 3 times
9:Quite - used 3 times
10:Music - used 2 times

'Perth' is a bit of an oddball. I did go to Perth this year.

eating -- at Hooters

Is facebook busted atm? It keeps saying "server reset" when I try and load it up.

It wasn't even working for me last night around midnight (my darkest hour)

And what's with implementing the new facebook messages gimmickfeature?

huh. mine are BORING.

1): Friends - used 16 times
2): Reading - used 13 times
3): New - used 12 times
4): Night - used 11 times
5): Writing - used 10 times
6): Tonight - used 10 times
7): Last - used 9 times
8): Oakland - used 9 times
9): Listening - used 8 times
10): Thanks - used 8 times

11): Lesbian

My Top Words of 2010
Here are top words from my Facebook status messages!
1: Love - used 23 times
2: One - used 15 times
3: Beherit - used 14 times
4: Andy - used 12 times
5: Out - used 10 times
6: New - used 9 times
7: Lincecum - used 9 times
8: Up - used 9 times
9: Want - used 9 times
10: Pizza - used 8 times

can't seem to get my top words thing to work :(
how will i ever carry on?

Yeah it doesnt work for me either - it just presents me with an empty FB frame page.

one love roxy

introduce a thousand re-designs of the profile page.

never fix Facebook chat.

Never change, zuckerberg's flying monkeys.

chat recently got a new notification sound

so goldman invested $500m in fb at a $50b valuation - this is madness - would anyone in the entire world be surprised if fb didnt exist in ten years