― -+-+-+++- (ooo), Friday, 5 May 2006 12:42 (eighteen years ago) link
Do we know when the next season dvd is coming out?
― Ste (Fuzzy), Friday, 5 May 2006 12:46 (eighteen years ago) link
― Ste (Fuzzy), Friday, 5 May 2006 14:26 (eighteen years ago) link
GEORGE (voice is hoarse from screaming): I...was trying to lead the way. We needed a leader! Someone to lead the way to safety.
ROBIN: But you yelled "get out of my way"!
GEORGE: Because! Because, as the leader...if I die...then all hope is lost! Who would lead? The clown? Instead of castigating me, you should all be thanking me. What kind of a topsy-turvy world do we live in, where heroes are cast as villains? Brave men as cowards?
ROBIN: But I saw you push the women and children out of the way in a mad panic! I saw you knock them down! And when you ran out, you left everyone behind!
GEORGE: Seemingly. Seemingly, to the untrained eye, I can fully understand how you got that impression. What looked like pushing...what looked like knocking down...was a safety precaution! In a fire, you stay close to the ground, am I right? And when I ran out that door, I was not leaving anyone behind! Oh, quite the contrary! I risked my life making sure that exit was clear. Any other questions?
FIREMAN: How do you live with yourself?
GEORGE: Its not easy.
― Ste (Fuzzy), Friday, 5 May 2006 14:42 (eighteen years ago) link
http://www.tmz.com/2006/11/20/kramers-racist-tirade-caught-on-tape/
― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Monday, 20 November 2006 16:29 (seventeen years ago) link
― Brigadier Lethbridge-Pfunkboy (Kerr), Monday, 20 November 2006 16:33 (seventeen years ago) link
― anticon jemima (ooo), Monday, 20 November 2006 16:33 (seventeen years ago) link
I never liked Seinfeld in general.
― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Monday, 20 November 2006 16:36 (seventeen years ago) link
jerry seinfeld is a legend in the hood
― anticon jemima (ooo), Monday, 20 November 2006 16:37 (seventeen years ago) link
― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Monday, 20 November 2006 16:39 (seventeen years ago) link
― deej.. (deej..), Monday, 20 November 2006 16:39 (seventeen years ago) link
― anticon jemima (ooo), Monday, 20 November 2006 16:40 (seventeen years ago) link
― deej.. (deej..), Monday, 20 November 2006 16:40 (seventeen years ago) link
― Noilly Prat (kenan), Monday, 20 November 2006 16:40 (seventeen years ago) link
― jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 20 November 2006 16:45 (seventeen years ago) link
― Ste (Fuzzy), Monday, 20 November 2006 16:46 (seventeen years ago) link
― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Monday, 20 November 2006 16:47 (seventeen years ago) link
― deej.. (deej..), Monday, 20 November 2006 16:47 (seventeen years ago) link
― Pamplaxico Polancobon (Andy_K), Monday, 20 November 2006 16:51 (seventeen years ago) link
― deej.. (deej..), Monday, 20 November 2006 16:55 (seventeen years ago) link
― antexit (antexit), Monday, 20 November 2006 16:58 (seventeen years ago) link
hahahahahahahaha, great screen names throughout history
― stoked for the madness (nickalicious), Monday, 20 November 2006 17:00 (seventeen years ago) link
― stoked for the madness (nickalicious), Monday, 20 November 2006 17:01 (seventeen years ago) link
― M. V. (M.V.), Monday, 20 November 2006 17:04 (seventeen years ago) link
― ENBB (expatrica), Monday, 20 November 2006 17:09 (seventeen years ago) link
Not that I'm in much a funny mood now, here's one of my favourite lines from the show: Sometimes when I think you're the shallowest man I've ever met, you somehow manage to drain a little more out of the pool. (Elaine to Jerry)
― shorty (shorty), Monday, 20 November 2006 17:10 (seventeen years ago) link
...
― deej.. (deej..), Monday, 20 November 2006 17:16 (seventeen years ago) link
Would you call an African born male who has American citizenship that is white, an African American? No even though that is exactly what he is.
The whole "African American" moniker is a F-ing joke, and should stop being used.
Posted at 8:51AM on Nov 20th 2006 by craig
― s1ocki (slutsky), Monday, 20 November 2006 17:18 (seventeen years ago) link
Posted at 8:45AM on Nov 20th 2006 by Think about it
Posted at 8:58AM on Nov 20th 2006 by Alice
― Noilly Prat (kenan), Monday, 20 November 2006 17:21 (seventeen years ago) link
Posted at 9:02AM on Nov 20th 2006 by Rob
― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Monday, 20 November 2006 17:27 (seventeen years ago) link
― deej.. (deej..), Monday, 20 November 2006 17:30 (seventeen years ago) link
http://pdl.stream.aol.com/aol/us/aolentertainment/30mz/2006_11/1120_richards_2_dl.mov
― ^@^ (map), Monday, 20 November 2006 17:44 (seventeen years ago) link
― anticon jemima (ooo), Monday, 20 November 2006 17:46 (seventeen years ago) link
But wow, though. He clearly gets a little nervous and tries to play it off at the end with, "See? Still, these words! These words!" The initial "50 years ago" bit kind of seals the deal though. These are probably his actual feelings.
Now I know why Kramer never had any black friends.
― Hoosteen (Hoosteen), Monday, 20 November 2006 17:51 (seventeen years ago) link
― stoked for the madness (nickalicious), Monday, 20 November 2006 18:12 (seventeen years ago) link
What about Jackie Chiles?
― jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 20 November 2006 18:14 (seventeen years ago) link
WTF?: "Seinfeld"'s Michael 'Kramer' Richards in Weird-o-Rama Onstage Meltdown
― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Monday, 20 November 2006 18:35 (seventeen years ago) link
Just saw this one:
Cinnamon takes a back seat to no babka!
― shorty (shorty), Monday, 20 November 2006 23:52 (seventeen years ago) link
― Mr. Snrub (Mr. Snrub), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 02:52 (seventeen years ago) link
GEORGE: Kinda busy here.
KRAMER: I'd like to talk to Jerry in private.
GEORGE: Why can't I stay?
KRAMER: Because it doesn't concern you.
GEORGE: Well, if it doesn't concern me, then I can stay. (Kramer then grabs the back of George's chair, drags him out into the hallway and closes the door.)
― Ste (Fuzzy), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 09:50 (seventeen years ago) link
― Ste (Fuzzy), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 09:54 (seventeen years ago) link
― Bidfurd (Bidfurd), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 10:36 (seventeen years ago) link
[Setting: Puddy’s office]
(Jerry and George are in conference)
JERRY: (Threatening tone) So, listen, Puddy. When we first started this deal, I thought things were gonna be different. Now, if you want to play hard ball, I got my friend, George, here, and he can play pretty hard.. ball. (Leaving the negotiation to George) George, vein it up.
GEORGE: Alright, Puddy, listen, and listen good: I need to know the name of that mechanic that walks around here. Big guy, a liar. Short name. Sam? Moe? Sol?!
JERRY: George! Can we focus on the car, here?
GEORGE: I’m starving! I can feel my stomach sucking up against my spine.
PUDDY: (Handing a sheet of paper to Jerry) Jerry, I just need your signature, here, and we’ll get you that yellow car ready to go.
JERRY: Yellow? I wanted black.
PUDDY: I can’t give you black at that price.
JERRY: (Pleading) George, could you help me, please?
GEORGE: (Standing up) Yes. This is wrong!
JERRY: Sing it, sister!
GEORGE: Just because a candy bar fails to fall from its perch..!
JERRY: (Exasperated) Uhhh..
GEORGE: (Losing it) ..does not imply transfer of ownership. Moe, Sol, or… Lem is not gonna get away with this!
― Mr. Que, Monday, 3 November 2008 21:18 (fifteen years ago) link
George: I can't believe you're hoarding sex moves. I'm out there rubbing two sticks together. You walk around with a zippo.
― Ant Attack.. (Ste), Monday, 3 November 2008 21:40 (fifteen years ago) link
Fusilli Jerry is one of my favourite episodes...
Geroge's mum: I'm out there, George.George: You're not out there.Mum:I am too.George: You're not out there. You can't be because I am out there. And if I see you out there there's not enough voltage in this world to electro-shock me back into coherence.
Kramer: It's Fusilli Jerry! It's made from fusilli pasta. See the microphone?Jerry: When did you do this?Kramer:In my spare time. You know, I'm working on one of you George. I'm using ravioli. See, the hard part is to find a pasta that captures the individual.Jerry: Why fusilli?Kramer: Because you're silly. Get it?
― A country only rich people know (Ned Trifle II), Monday, 3 November 2008 21:53 (fifteen years ago) link
This contains many of my favourite lines.20th episode in series 9 and still hilarious.
― A country only rich people know (Ned Trifle II), Monday, 3 November 2008 22:05 (fifteen years ago) link
"....Mulva?"
― rubisco (Abbott), Monday, 3 November 2008 22:34 (fifteen years ago) link