_Avatar_, directed by James Cameron

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at the time were you thinking "goddammit i will watch something called avatar: the last airbender even if i have to put it together myself!!"

literally the worst thing that ever happened on this planet (reddening), Monday, 6 December 2010 23:04 (fifteen years ago)

haha i actually used that as the peg for my column that week

shirley summistake (s1ocki), Monday, 6 December 2010 23:05 (fifteen years ago)

shymalan just seems incapable of making a film with any forward momentum whatsoever

omar little, Monday, 6 December 2010 23:06 (fifteen years ago)

cameron works better when his villains are not people

goole, Monday, 6 December 2010 23:07 (fifteen years ago)

stunning insight i know

goole, Monday, 6 December 2010 23:07 (fifteen years ago)

that's a true lie

shirley summistake (s1ocki), Monday, 6 December 2010 23:07 (fifteen years ago)

i never saw that! the villain was an old telephone, right?

goole, Monday, 6 December 2010 23:08 (fifteen years ago)

this movie and the Lost finale are my two "never forgive, never forget" media experiences of recent memory. hype hype hype and then soul-crushingly bad writing.

literally the worst thing that ever happened on this planet (reddening), Monday, 6 December 2010 23:08 (fifteen years ago)

but still, robot knife fight.

literally the worst thing that ever happened on this planet (reddening), Monday, 6 December 2010 23:10 (fifteen years ago)

i never saw that! the villain was an old telephone, right?

― goole, Monday, December 6, 2010 6:08 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark

it was a plane

shirley summistake (s1ocki), Monday, 6 December 2010 23:15 (fifteen years ago)

you're fired

kanellos (gbx), Monday, 6 December 2010 23:17 (fifteen years ago)

i distinctly remember a telephone hitting arnold in the face

goole, Monday, 6 December 2010 23:17 (fifteen years ago)

the plane commanded it

shirley summistake (s1ocki), Monday, 6 December 2010 23:23 (fifteen years ago)

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51N99F2W3DL._SL500_AA300_.jpg

are you sure it was a plane

goole, Monday, 6 December 2010 23:24 (fifteen years ago)

avatar didn't totally work for me for various reasons but i gotta say i'm glad cameron is making these types of films, though when i say "making" and "films" i guess it should be noted that he's only made two in 16 years but still...

omar little, Monday, 6 December 2010 23:24 (fifteen years ago)

i think the word 'still' should have been in quotes too

shirley summistake (s1ocki), Monday, 6 December 2010 23:25 (fifteen years ago)

i should have put "films" in in double quotes

omar little, Monday, 6 December 2010 23:27 (fifteen years ago)

tbh i think titanic still holds up

Princess TamTam, Monday, 6 December 2010 23:36 (fifteen years ago)

kinda the same structure as aliens

shirley summistake (s1ocki), Monday, 6 December 2010 23:44 (fifteen years ago)

But with the disadvantage that you didn't want to know more about any of the people going on the boat

buildings with goats on the roof (James Morrison), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 02:38 (fifteen years ago)

I know Paul Reiser. You, Billy Zane, are no Paul Reiser.

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 7 December 2010 03:46 (fifteen years ago)

billy zane owns dude

Princess TamTam, Tuesday, 7 December 2010 03:50 (fifteen years ago)

owns A dude

shirley summistake (s1ocki), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 03:52 (fifteen years ago)

are you saying he's a slave owner or

Princess TamTam, Tuesday, 7 December 2010 03:52 (fifteen years ago)

I'm not saying... I'm just

shirley summistake (s1ocki), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 03:53 (fifteen years ago)

omg @ terror train

At a college pre-med student fraternity New Year's Eve party, a reluctant Alana Maxwell is coerced into participating in a prank: she lures the shy and awkward pledge Kenny Hampson into a darkened room on the promise of a sexual liaison. However some other students have placed a woman's corpse in the bed.

steendriver DUMB BIG, his HOOS got HOOS (dayo), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 04:12 (fifteen years ago)

where does the train come in

shirley summistake (s1ocki), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 04:16 (fifteen years ago)

maybe they run a train on the corpse

Princess TamTam, Tuesday, 7 December 2010 04:16 (fifteen years ago)

that joke was hugely appreciated by me

shirley summistake (s1ocki), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 04:17 (fifteen years ago)

i think i actually guffawed

shirley summistake (s1ocki), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 04:17 (fifteen years ago)

http://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-tiphat.gif

Princess TamTam, Tuesday, 7 December 2010 04:25 (fifteen years ago)

i irl guffawed

lotta diamonds ... but prolly more display names (deej), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 05:47 (fifteen years ago)

joke of the day

shirley summistake (s1ocki), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 06:03 (fifteen years ago)

run a ham on em

steendriver DUMB BIG, his HOOS got HOOS (dayo), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 06:05 (fifteen years ago)

the right man in the right thread at the right time apparently

Lou Ferrigno (Hulken) (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 06:08 (fifteen years ago)

so has anyone here seen the new Aliens blu-ray? supposedly it looks great!

― latebloomer, Monday, December 6, 2010 10:48 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i have
it does

― shirley summistake (s1ocki), Monday, December 6, 2010 10:52 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

and you're our aliens checkin cuz

― omar little, Monday, December 6, 2010 10:54 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

this made me grin like idiot

latebloomer, Tuesday, 7 December 2010 21:45 (fifteen years ago)

funny make me grin like idiot

latebloomer, Tuesday, 7 December 2010 21:45 (fifteen years ago)

grin like BEAR

shirley summistake (s1ocki), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 21:46 (fifteen years ago)

it was a tough opp to pass up

omar little, Wednesday, 8 December 2010 17:39 (fifteen years ago)

too tough

omar little, Wednesday, 8 December 2010 17:39 (fifteen years ago)

nine months pass...

Huh.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 20 September 2011 17:32 (fourteen years ago)

I hope it's a "flight simulator" type ride and not a "fornicate with your horse via your tail simulator" type ride

the tax avocado (DJP), Tuesday, 20 September 2011 17:34 (fourteen years ago)

That ever elusive next level.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 20 September 2011 17:36 (fourteen years ago)

fornicate-with-your-horse-via-your-tail simulator, in case that was unclear, although I guess a tail simulator would be a by-product of any such ride anyway

the tax avocado (DJP), Tuesday, 20 September 2011 17:36 (fourteen years ago)

bleh.

am0n, Tuesday, 20 September 2011 17:37 (fourteen years ago)

So, when does this movie come out?

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 20 September 2011 17:46 (fourteen years ago)

Supposed to be a big deal, right?

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 20 September 2011 17:46 (fourteen years ago)

3-D or something?

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 20 September 2011 17:46 (fourteen years ago)

amon: that Airbender ride has since been rebranded to Snoopy: Surf Dog.

smelly's wife (rustic italian flatbread), Tuesday, 20 September 2011 17:51 (fourteen years ago)

I am fairly certain "I wanna bone blue chicks" is going to be a central theme to this movie.

― Huckabee Jesus lifeline (HI DERE), Tuesday, December 8, 2009 3:12 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

I would like to point out that I was OTM on this thread

the tax avocado (DJP), Tuesday, 20 September 2011 17:52 (fourteen years ago)


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