and you're our aliens checkin cuz
― omar little, Monday, 6 December 2010 22:54 (thirteen years ago) link
nice.
― shirley summistake (s1ocki), Monday, 6 December 2010 22:56 (thirteen years ago) link
anyway i watched the avatar blu the same night as the last airbender and despite my mixed-to-negative feelings about this movie, holy shit does every single moment of it blow that stinker out of the water, not even teh same league
― shirley summistake (s1ocki), Monday, 6 December 2010 22:57 (thirteen years ago) link
at the time were you thinking "goddammit i will watch something called avatar: the last airbender even if i have to put it together myself!!"
― literally the worst thing that ever happened on this planet (reddening), Monday, 6 December 2010 23:04 (thirteen years ago) link
haha i actually used that as the peg for my column that week
― shirley summistake (s1ocki), Monday, 6 December 2010 23:05 (thirteen years ago) link
shymalan just seems incapable of making a film with any forward momentum whatsoever
― omar little, Monday, 6 December 2010 23:06 (thirteen years ago) link
cameron works better when his villains are not people
― goole, Monday, 6 December 2010 23:07 (thirteen years ago) link
stunning insight i know
that's a true lie
― shirley summistake (s1ocki), Monday, 6 December 2010 23:07 (thirteen years ago) link
i never saw that! the villain was an old telephone, right?
― goole, Monday, 6 December 2010 23:08 (thirteen years ago) link
this movie and the Lost finale are my two "never forgive, never forget" media experiences of recent memory. hype hype hype and then soul-crushingly bad writing.
― literally the worst thing that ever happened on this planet (reddening), Monday, 6 December 2010 23:08 (thirteen years ago) link
but still, robot knife fight.
― literally the worst thing that ever happened on this planet (reddening), Monday, 6 December 2010 23:10 (thirteen years ago) link
― goole, Monday, December 6, 2010 6:08 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark
it was a plane
― shirley summistake (s1ocki), Monday, 6 December 2010 23:15 (thirteen years ago) link
you're fired
― kanellos (gbx), Monday, 6 December 2010 23:17 (thirteen years ago) link
i distinctly remember a telephone hitting arnold in the face
― goole, Monday, 6 December 2010 23:17 (thirteen years ago) link
the plane commanded it
― shirley summistake (s1ocki), Monday, 6 December 2010 23:23 (thirteen years ago) link
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51N99F2W3DL._SL500_AA300_.jpg
are you sure it was a plane
― goole, Monday, 6 December 2010 23:24 (thirteen years ago) link
avatar didn't totally work for me for various reasons but i gotta say i'm glad cameron is making these types of films, though when i say "making" and "films" i guess it should be noted that he's only made two in 16 years but still...
― omar little, Monday, 6 December 2010 23:24 (thirteen years ago) link
i think the word 'still' should have been in quotes too
― shirley summistake (s1ocki), Monday, 6 December 2010 23:25 (thirteen years ago) link
i should have put "films" in in double quotes
― omar little, Monday, 6 December 2010 23:27 (thirteen years ago) link
tbh i think titanic still holds up
― Princess TamTam, Monday, 6 December 2010 23:36 (thirteen years ago) link
kinda the same structure as aliens
― shirley summistake (s1ocki), Monday, 6 December 2010 23:44 (thirteen years ago) link
But with the disadvantage that you didn't want to know more about any of the people going on the boat
― buildings with goats on the roof (James Morrison), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 02:38 (thirteen years ago) link
I know Paul Reiser. You, Billy Zane, are no Paul Reiser.
― Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 7 December 2010 03:46 (thirteen years ago) link
billy zane owns dude
― Princess TamTam, Tuesday, 7 December 2010 03:50 (thirteen years ago) link
owns A dude
― shirley summistake (s1ocki), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 03:52 (thirteen years ago) link
are you saying he's a slave owner or
― Princess TamTam, Tuesday, 7 December 2010 03:52 (thirteen years ago) link
I'm not saying... I'm just
― shirley summistake (s1ocki), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 03:53 (thirteen years ago) link
omg @ terror train
At a college pre-med student fraternity New Year's Eve party, a reluctant Alana Maxwell is coerced into participating in a prank: she lures the shy and awkward pledge Kenny Hampson into a darkened room on the promise of a sexual liaison. However some other students have placed a woman's corpse in the bed.
― steendriver DUMB BIG, his HOOS got HOOS (dayo), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 04:12 (thirteen years ago) link
where does the train come in
― shirley summistake (s1ocki), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 04:16 (thirteen years ago) link
maybe they run a train on the corpse
― Princess TamTam, Tuesday, 7 December 2010 04:16 (thirteen years ago) link
that joke was hugely appreciated by me
― shirley summistake (s1ocki), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 04:17 (thirteen years ago) link
i think i actually guffawed
http://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-tiphat.gif
― Princess TamTam, Tuesday, 7 December 2010 04:25 (thirteen years ago) link
i irl guffawed
― lotta diamonds ... but prolly more display names (deej), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 05:47 (thirteen years ago) link
joke of the day
― shirley summistake (s1ocki), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 06:03 (thirteen years ago) link
run a ham on em
― steendriver DUMB BIG, his HOOS got HOOS (dayo), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 06:05 (thirteen years ago) link
the right man in the right thread at the right time apparently
― Lou Ferrigno (Hulken) (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 06:08 (thirteen years ago) link
so has anyone here seen the new Aliens blu-ray? supposedly it looks great!
― latebloomer, Monday, December 6, 2010 10:48 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
i haveit does
― shirley summistake (s1ocki), Monday, December 6, 2010 10:52 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― omar little, Monday, December 6, 2010 10:54 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark
this made me grin like idiot
― latebloomer, Tuesday, 7 December 2010 21:45 (thirteen years ago) link
funny make me grin like idiot
grin like BEAR
― shirley summistake (s1ocki), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 21:46 (thirteen years ago) link
it was a tough opp to pass up
― omar little, Wednesday, 8 December 2010 17:39 (thirteen years ago) link
too tough
Huh.
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 20 September 2011 17:32 (twelve years ago) link
I hope it's a "flight simulator" type ride and not a "fornicate with your horse via your tail simulator" type ride
― the tax avocado (DJP), Tuesday, 20 September 2011 17:34 (twelve years ago) link
That ever elusive next level.
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 20 September 2011 17:36 (twelve years ago) link
fornicate-with-your-horse-via-your-tail simulator, in case that was unclear, although I guess a tail simulator would be a by-product of any such ride anyway
― the tax avocado (DJP), Tuesday, 20 September 2011 17:36 (twelve years ago) link
bleh.
― am0n, Tuesday, 20 September 2011 17:37 (twelve years ago) link
So, when does this movie come out?
― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 20 September 2011 17:46 (twelve years ago) link
Supposed to be a big deal, right?