NAMING RIGHTS THREAD: Liverpool really won't win the Premiership 2010-2011

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^^^^^infinite

Cap.Obv (acoleuthic), Monday, 6 December 2010 20:25 (fifteen years ago)

wtf would mon be goin near toon for

Goths in Home & Away in my lifetime (darraghmac), Monday, 6 December 2010 20:25 (fifteen years ago)

I speak from the nether shades xp

Cap.Obv (acoleuthic), Monday, 6 December 2010 20:26 (fifteen years ago)

Liverpool pounce like starved tigers fror Lucas to ping a nice floated cross over the top. Ryan Babel looks a shade offside but carries on regardless: control, hold off the defender, and fire across Freidel to double our lead?

I can believe the form, but the first three proper nouns there are surely wrong.

Antoine Bugleboy (Merdeyeux), Monday, 6 December 2010 20:27 (fifteen years ago)

shola ameobi, nile ranger, coloccini, nolan, williamson.....u gotta admit they have big potential

Princess TuomTuom (nakhchivan), Monday, 6 December 2010 20:27 (fifteen years ago)

am most vexed by the description of a chipped thru-ball as a 'nice floated cross'

Cap.Obv (acoleuthic), Monday, 6 December 2010 20:29 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.boingboing.net/2009/08/28/drudge-siren.gifMARTIN JOL HAS LEFT AJAXhttp://www.boingboing.net/2009/08/28/drudge-siren.gif

Antoine Bugleboy (Merdeyeux), Monday, 6 December 2010 20:33 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.boingboing.net/2009/08/28/drudge-siren.gif I SHOULD HAVE PUT SPACES BETWEEN THE IMAGE AND THE TEXT http://www.boingboing.net/2009/08/28/drudge-siren.gif

Antoine Bugleboy (Merdeyeux), Monday, 6 December 2010 20:34 (fifteen years ago)

does anyone remember who was jol's assistant at tottenham?

Princess TuomTuom (nakhchivan), Monday, 6 December 2010 20:35 (fifteen years ago)

fuck's sake

There goesh nichheguy image yesssshhhhh

Goths in Home & Away in my lifetime (darraghmac), Monday, 6 December 2010 20:37 (fifteen years ago)

jol in jol in jol in jol iiiin
I'm beggin of you please dont take my managerial role

Goths in Home & Away in my lifetime (darraghmac), Monday, 6 December 2010 20:38 (fifteen years ago)

ref pulls out yellow for first villa tackle of note. Should be four home players booked by now

Goths in Home & Away in my lifetime (darraghmac), Monday, 6 December 2010 20:39 (fifteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/xDbit.jpg

ever get the feeling you've been cheated etc

Princess TuomTuom (nakhchivan), Monday, 6 December 2010 20:40 (fifteen years ago)

chris hughton is now a 'made man' iirc

Cap.Obv (acoleuthic), Monday, 6 December 2010 20:41 (fifteen years ago)

without gerrard killing formation, without carragher forcin a deeo defensive line and long ball game, without an off-form torres being the inevitable focus of each attack....

This is a pretty decent football team i'm watchin?

Goths in Home & Away in my lifetime (darraghmac), Monday, 6 December 2010 20:43 (fifteen years ago)

They are playing Villa. They've been making people look good all year.

EZ Snappin, Monday, 6 December 2010 20:44 (fifteen years ago)

I think we're finally watching the spit of Hodgson's Fulham without all that CarGerTor bullshit fucking it up

Cap.Obv (acoleuthic), Monday, 6 December 2010 20:47 (fifteen years ago)

cargertor, transformer who went off the rail, started boostin mercs for cheap thrills

Goths in Home & Away in my lifetime (darraghmac), Monday, 6 December 2010 20:49 (fifteen years ago)

He's coming home

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aEfQY6d1tAE

James Mitchell, Monday, 6 December 2010 20:49 (fifteen years ago)

I hope he is bringing his brother Cock Jol with him.

James Mitchell, Monday, 6 December 2010 20:51 (fifteen years ago)

If Martin Jol turns up at Newcastle I will be confused, disappointed, hurt, angry, betrayed and upset.

Matt DC, Monday, 6 December 2010 20:55 (fifteen years ago)

JOL'S TO NEWCASTLE AMIRITE

Princess TuomTuom (nakhchivan), Monday, 6 December 2010 20:56 (fifteen years ago)

there it is

Cap.Obv (acoleuthic), Monday, 6 December 2010 20:56 (fifteen years ago)

the dude singing the Jol song on that YT link has the most horrible voice I've ever heard, he must get punched in the face just for speaking out loud

Princess BigSam (DJ Mencap), Monday, 6 December 2010 21:00 (fifteen years ago)

Oh look Newcastle's heinously evil decision has been 100% vindicated already! Gosh!

Sgt's Laughter (Sgt. Biscuits), Monday, 6 December 2010 21:01 (fifteen years ago)

it hasn't, give it the rest of the season then decide whether this extrusion has brooked genuine gains

Cap.Obv (acoleuthic), Monday, 6 December 2010 21:03 (fifteen years ago)

I'm calling it: if Jol has joined Newcastle, there is no reason for that squad of players to finish below 7th.

Sgt's Laughter (Sgt. Biscuits), Monday, 6 December 2010 21:05 (fifteen years ago)

uhhhhhhhhh

Cap.Obv (acoleuthic), Monday, 6 December 2010 21:05 (fifteen years ago)

i know where my money is

Goths in Home & Away in my lifetime (darraghmac), Monday, 6 December 2010 21:05 (fifteen years ago)

altho lol I did call it upthread

Cap.Obv (acoleuthic), Monday, 6 December 2010 21:06 (fifteen years ago)

u been at the xisco biscuits son?

Princess TuomTuom (nakhchivan), Monday, 6 December 2010 21:06 (fifteen years ago)

(at Arsenal's expense, which was obv a magnificent moment in football-thread humour)

Cap.Obv (acoleuthic), Monday, 6 December 2010 21:06 (fifteen years ago)

I was right about Spurs beating Young Boys 4-0 at WHL, I was right about Stoke beating Villa 2-1, I'm *damn* sure gonna be right about Chamakhattack getting 15 goals this season, you should trust me more!

Sgt's Laughter (Sgt. Biscuits), Monday, 6 December 2010 21:07 (fifteen years ago)

Given that Newcastle have swerved madly between tonking teams by five goals and shipping almost as many in at the other end, they would at least be entertaining with Jol in charge.

Matt DC, Monday, 6 December 2010 21:07 (fifteen years ago)

jol could not finish top 7 with spurs current squad

Goths in Home & Away in my lifetime (darraghmac), Monday, 6 December 2010 21:07 (fifteen years ago)

jol could not finish top 7 with spurs current squad

― Goths in Home & Away in my lifetime (darraghmac), Monday, 6 December 2010 21:07 (3 seconds ago)

angostura.jpg

Princess TuomTuom (nakhchivan), Monday, 6 December 2010 21:08 (fifteen years ago)

btw does angostura bitters have the most unnecessary writing per square inch in the history of product labelling

Cap.Obv (acoleuthic), Monday, 6 December 2010 21:09 (fifteen years ago)

wtf have lobsters to do with it

Goths in Home & Away in my lifetime (darraghmac), Monday, 6 December 2010 21:10 (fifteen years ago)

got to score there

Goths in Home & Away in my lifetime (darraghmac), Monday, 6 December 2010 21:10 (fifteen years ago)

'llopsters

Princess TuomTuom (nakhchivan), Monday, 6 December 2010 21:10 (fifteen years ago)

Reina did well.

EZ Snappin, Monday, 6 December 2010 21:11 (fifteen years ago)

beaut

Goths in Home & Away in my lifetime (darraghmac), Monday, 6 December 2010 21:13 (fifteen years ago)

pfft.

EZ Snappin, Monday, 6 December 2010 21:13 (fifteen years ago)

lovely

Cap.Obv (acoleuthic), Monday, 6 December 2010 21:13 (fifteen years ago)

And so, with Villa committing more to attack, they leave a gaping wound into which Liverpool plunge what looks like a fatal blow.

Lol, there's like one match on tonight, surely he's got enough time to come up with better prose than this?

Sgt's Laughter (Sgt. Biscuits), Monday, 6 December 2010 21:19 (fifteen years ago)

c'mon pool, prolly better to create multiple wounds than stab the same one over and over.

Antoine Bugleboy (Merdeyeux), Monday, 6 December 2010 21:20 (fifteen years ago)

I know like, what is this, the movie Crash?

Sgt's Laughter (Sgt. Biscuits), Monday, 6 December 2010 21:21 (fifteen years ago)

kuyt has never once resembled a footballer tonight. Deuce in that role would lift lfc so much

Goths in Home & Away in my lifetime (darraghmac), Monday, 6 December 2010 21:22 (fifteen years ago)

kuyt has never once resembled a footballer tonight

Princess TuomTuom (nakhchivan), Monday, 6 December 2010 21:22 (fifteen years ago)

he's a good striker of an awkward ball. But that's it for technical ability

Goths in Home & Away in my lifetime (darraghmac), Monday, 6 December 2010 21:24 (fifteen years ago)


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