NAMING RIGHTS THREAD: Liverpool really won't win the Premiership 2010-2011

omg that celebration

nukey are shite

pukey nukey

danny guthrie is an intrinsically sorrowful man

btw earlier carroll showed atavistic lack of composure when faced with an angled first-time opportunity and blazed it reassuringly miles over the bar with a forthrightness that baldini will be sure to commend (presuming he is there, which he ought to be)

chris brunt is a fine, fine player

altho I can't think of a weak link in this WBA team - they look set for an easy top-half finish

maybe the defence can be gotten at but I think this incarnation of the shaky albion backline is underrated

AC Milan are considering a January move for Rangers striker Kenny Miller as cover for the injured Filippo Inzaghi. (Sunday Express)

AC Milan are considering a January move for Rangers striker Kenny Miller as cover for the injured Filippo Inzaghi. (Sunday Express)

AC Milan are considering a January move for Rangers striker Kenny Miller as cover for the injured Filippo Inzaghi. (Sunday Express)

AC Milan are considering a January move for Rangers striker Kenny Miller as cover for the injured Filippo Inzaghi. (Sunday Express)

AC Milan are considering a January move for Rangers striker Kenny Miller as cover for the injured Filippo Inzaghi. (Sunday Express)

AC Milan are considering a January move for Rangers striker Kenny Miller as cover for the injured Filippo Inzaghi. (Sunday Express)

AC Milan are considering a January move for Rangers striker Kenny Miller as cover for the injured Filippo Inzaghi. (Sunday Express)

AC Milan are considering a January move for Rangers striker Kenny Miller as cover for the injured Filippo Inzaghi. (Sunday Express)

AC Milan are considering a January move for Rangers striker Kenny Miller as cover for the injured Filippo Inzaghi. (Sunday Express)

AC Milan are considering a January move for Rangers striker Kenny Miller as cover for the injured Filippo Inzaghi. (Sunday Express)

AC Milan are considering a January move for Rangers striker Kenny Miller as cover for the injured Filippo Inzaghi. (Sunday Express)

AC Milan are considering a January move for Rangers striker Kenny Miller as cover for the injured Filippo Inzaghi. (Sunday Express)

AC Milan are considering a January move for Rangers striker Kenny Miller as cover for the injured Filippo Inzaghi. (Sunday Express)

AC Milan are considering a January move for Rangers striker Kenny Miller as cover for the injured Filippo Inzaghi. (Sunday Express)

AC Milan are considering a January move for Rangers striker Kenny Miller as cover for the injured Filippo Inzaghi. (Sunday Express)

u cur I am trying 2 extemporise abt the contrasting discourses inducted via automatic promotion into the Premiership in 2k10

hahahahaha comically inept offside trap = intrinsic part of team based on boudiccan battleplans

odemwingie has to win buy of the season, right? cant even think of any other contenders (vdv is rafael van der injury, chamakh looks like a dick)

hahahahaha comically inept offside trap consolation goal = intrinsic part of team based on boudiccan battleplans

― Cap.Obv (acoleuthic), Sunday, 5 December 2010 15:21 (2 minutes ago)

why u h8 chamakh ?

Hahaha, what a rumour! That Miller and Inzaghi aren't similar in any conceivable way only makes it better imo. I wonder if they know Shay Given's available?

Hernandez

WBA have made a lot of good signings tbh

I heard that Kenny Miller rumour the other day. It is fucking nuts.

Petrov was a SUPERB signing for Bolton imho

milan already have oguchi onyewu

also Gyan <3

hope he literally makes west ham's players weep today

weep with how unfair it all is

"Titus has been fantastic in the last few weeks and it was unfortunate he was sent off against his former team, in the one game where he will have wanted everything to go well," Bent told the club's official website.

"He will be a big loss but we've got big John Mensah to step in.

"He was our best defender by far when he played last year."

john mensah, winner, Worst Penalty Kick 2010

at least type his name correctly if u wanna disparage him ;_;

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BJM is the kinda guy who'd miss a WC quarter-final penalty kick in a particularly lugubrious way - was giving credence to his Bigness, shd have stated it tho, soz

big johnmensahtown massacre

The Daily Fail's on snood patrol.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-1335778/Snood-watch-Rio-Ferdinands-cold-war-flight-softies.html

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/04/07/article-1009221-001CF6DA00000258-185_468x513_popup.jpg

is that sander mfing westerveld

and next to him, is that pegguy arphexad

such an awesome name

yep

Sami=Legend
Vladi=Legend(for one goal anyway)

fao nakhchivan: Good/awful names for fantasy football teams/five-a-side squads/sporting pub quiz teams

FAUST ARPHEX

who are the other lads? heggem is one but which one?

Erik Meijer - Vladimir Smicer
Sander Westerveld - Titi Camara
Sami Hyypia - Stephane Henchoz

Heggem left Liverpool FC when his contract ended in the summer of 2003, and shortly thereafter retired from football.

He is currently the owner and manager of a salmon fishing business at the river Orkla in Sør-Trøndelag.[3] He is also an Official Patron of AFC Liverpool, an independent football club owned and run by Liverpool FC supporters. He is also a regular at Liverpool home matches, and was also at the 2005 Champions League Final in Istanbul.

Is Eric Meijer one?

x post lol

Henchoz we will never forget your amazing goalkeeping vs Arsenal in Fa Cup Final 2001:)

Bumped into Heggem and Leonhardsen in Sainsburys once. Gentlemen they were.

Heggem was also co-chairman of the Bootle Philatelists Association in 2000-2001. He also likes dogs and has patented three deworming treatments. He also frequents the Estonian capital Talinn where he owns a brothel and a distilllery.[4]

chivipedia kinda needs to happen

Heggem once met a man in the street.[5]

It'll be nice to see Houllier back at Anfield tmrw. His return after heart surgery for the game vs Roma(?) was great iirc.

Heggem transferred to Liverpool FC for £3.5m[2]. His two initial seasons at Anfield were splendid, but the pacy right back/midfielder was unfortunately plagued by hamstring injuries

hmmm.

I was at the game when he had the heart attack, v Leeds in I think 2001. Didn't have a clue until long afterwards of course

xp
I remember him being pretty good but SLOW. But then again in the interests of full disclosure I thought Vignal was good so full back may be a bit of a blind spot.

Konchesky is crap however.