Why I hate the Daily Mail, as distilled into one edition

but the mail wd offer more financial security

Mail crossword is about a gajillion kilometres better than the other 2

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-1335778/Snood-watch-Rio-Ferdinands-cold-war-flight-softies.html

women are leaving it far too late in life to have a baby. The best age is in your teens and at a stretch your 20's. like it or not that is the truth.

Fertility goes by the age of 38 in most women and by the age of 40 97% can not have children any more. Any fertility doctor who is being honest will tell you this

- jessica, london, 07/12/2010 13:22

They can never be forgiven for this

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1336513/Im-A-Celebrity-2010-Gillian-McKeith-dons-Baywatch-swimsuit.html

Her face looks like it is sliding off.

where on earth is her abdomen.

I think she has a spinal deformation that shortens her torso.

Fertility goes by the age of 38 in most women and by the age of 40 97% can not have children any more. Any fertility doctor who was asleep in class when they were talking about the age that most women go through menopause will tell you this

Fixed.

http://twitpic.com/3ft3q1

That's right, he's a wheelchair bound thickie, and that bloke that was on the TV this morning was obviously an impostor.

Less sarcastically, looks like someone came up with something he found hilarious, the Lou/Andy skit, and wrote a justifying preamble for it.

that's one of the most astonishingly offensive things I've ever seen from a British newspaper

he put himself 'on offer'!! ON OFFER!

Still doesn't beat the Steven Gately thing, but yeah.

Yeah. Isn't the comparison implying that JM is faking his cerebral palsy, too? What a fucking prick.

littlejohn really is an astonishingly hateful cunt. i'm so glad he seems to be getting moired today.

oh it was littlejohn

someone assassinate the cunt

Oh was it him? (xpost ha.)

someone assassinate the cunt

honestly i have no issue at all with the use of violence where he's involved. waterboard the fucker.

tie him to a tree and make him watch his car being firebombed

then fire a tank of sewage at high velocity into his face

give me a link to somewhere official we can complain guys (really need to stop just using ilx as my go-to place for bile towards these cunts)

http://www.pcc.org.uk/complaints/makingacomplaint.html

cite his breaches of clauses 5i and 12i specifically if u complain

that's re: this code of practice http://www.pcc.org.uk/cop/practice.html

although reading that you may wonder exactly how the fuck the daily mail hasn't been shut down completely

imo Jody McIntyre has more in common with great men such as, choosing two completely at random here, Stephen Hawking or Christopher Reeve

the fact those people are famous wheelchair users is actually a coincidence, although I can see why people might think oherwise

is Dacre not actually on the board of the PCC ie it is almost entirely self-serving? I realise I could look this up

That is absolutely unbelievably offensive. I sort of can't actually believe it got past an editor, even one who works for the Mail.

Complained :)

Fuck these guys.

just so you know what you're up against, here's the result of the last complaint against littlejohn, where the PCC decided it was OK for him to lie to make a point - ie, he really can make it up:

http://liberalconspiracy.org/2010/12/06/pcc-admits-that-richard-littlejohn-is-a-regular-bullshitter/

complained

Well, he may or may not have known what he was getting himself into, but he must have understood that being the person he is was just going to cause confrontation. and if he wasn't prepared for it, he should have been. Or forget it, and stay home.

.. Prince Charles, I mean.

Balance from the DM?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1338480/Jody-McIntyre-Video-police-tipping-wheelchair-tuition-fees-protest.html

Also yesterday they (rather belatedly) noticed that some members of the E...E...EDL are footbal hooligans. What are they up to?

How the mighty have etc etc:

http://twitter.com/stevebrookstein/status/14686147686965248

i've drafted and deleted several complaints to the pcc over this littlejohn bullshit, just can't quite get my feelings down on paper. i'm having a particularly visceral reaction to this story - my dad was severely disabled and often wheelchair bound, and every time i see footage of jody being attacked i'm sort of seeing my dad falling out of his chair, and losing my train of thought. that dacre is on the pcc and that littlejohn will likely escape any serious censure for this is making me seriously depressed.

xp

I wonder if he enjoyed the Mail so much yesterday?

Has-bean: X Factor 2004 winner Steve Brookstein urges viewers not to vote in 'scam' final after gig in an empty coffee shop

Thats a small part of it - really wasnt funny. liljohn cant do joeks.

obviously only a small part tho.

xp

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/12/12/article-1337993-0C74B739000005DC-280_468x579.jpg
And now, had anyone heard the one about the so-called disabled Muslim living in a mansion?

he brought his own mic

Has he been at the Random Shakespear Generator?

'Bitterness is a word used when tyranny is being exposed. The repressed will fall silent in fear of ridicule. I am brave. :0).'

Read more: No, Don't http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1337993/X-FACTOR-2010-FINAL-Steve-Brookstein-urges-viewers-vote-scam-final.html#ixzz1869CynfR

xp promoters insist he does, in case he wrecks it...

Fuck complaining to the PCC, I've half a mind to email Cafe Nero pretending to be a customer asking why they let a grey-haired old racist warble away to himself about how he hates the disabled.

So, today I learned that Liz Jones exists, and this thread has been an absolute goldmine. Thanks everyone!

The images below have been published to show the fury they've caused

Right, so tomorrow they print more of the Argentinian "Strictly Cum Come Dancing" pics that were in the Metro?

amazing

Almost wish I'd watched it now...

The success of the Daily Mail website is almost entirely down to the side-panel of tits and Z-listers from what I can see.