Why I hate the Daily Mail, as distilled into one edition

like...whatever turns you on, but really?

Also:

It's utterly despicable that the girl jailed for killing my daughter has become a celebrity

From Meredith Kercher’s father, a passionate attack on the cult of 'Foxy Knoxy'

Has he even read the Mail in the last year?

Boo fucking hoo I can't go to Harrods and waste money on shit (amazingly, this is not by Liz Jones).

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1335550/Merry-Christmas-Along-millions-middle-class-families-I-afford-says-CHARLOTTE-METCALF.html

It's easier to read that article if you mentally insert the words "fuck off" after every paragraph.

Oh, and in an article about Corrie, we can't actually arsed finding out the surname of the Asian characters, so we'll just say Dev and Sunita Patel, shall we? (it's actually Alahan). The entire thing is riddled with typos for character/actor names, but that's just plain wrong.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1335544/Coronation-Street-tram-crash-New-photos-aftermath-characters-left-dead.html

this thread is lol but i read the mail yesterday for the first time in a long time and it was good to be reminded that actually it's not that funny it's just evil

the latest BNP-sympathising/encouraging rant about a future immigant majority
http://istyosty.com/tmp/cache/64204f8b0029df3699a5226f5c4edfd0622a342b.html

If the young lady in the photograph accompanying that story is an example of the sort of immigrants we will be swamped with, then I say open the floodgates. (Mike Giggler, via email)

We White British were given a Multicultural country without anyone having permission to do this, there will never be intergration, we will never again stand as one Country, Multiculture is the key word. How many different groups are in this Country all wanting their culture, Intergration never. It's gone too far , and it's we in our own Homeland who will be eradicated.

this thread is lol but i read the mail yesterday for the first time in a long time and it was good to be reminded that actually it's not that funny it's just evil

― jabba hands, Saturday, 4 December 2010 14:44 (4 hours ago) Bookmark

if only you did this on thursday when they had an article about evil homosexual birds.

(the only papers in the work canteen are the mail, sun and mirror)

worst shag marry kill ever

(i forgot my book - was told when i complained about reading such tripe that it was better than reading books because "something new always happens" and who can fault logic like that? rmde)

oh come on its easy, shag the sun, marry the mirror, kill the mail.

More like: crossword, fish & chip wrapper, or emergency toilet paper?

but the mail wd offer more financial security

Mail crossword is about a gajillion kilometres better than the other 2

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-1335778/Snood-watch-Rio-Ferdinands-cold-war-flight-softies.html

women are leaving it far too late in life to have a baby. The best age is in your teens and at a stretch your 20's. like it or not that is the truth.

Fertility goes by the age of 38 in most women and by the age of 40 97% can not have children any more. Any fertility doctor who is being honest will tell you this

- jessica, london, 07/12/2010 13:22

They can never be forgiven for this

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1336513/Im-A-Celebrity-2010-Gillian-McKeith-dons-Baywatch-swimsuit.html

Her face looks like it is sliding off.

where on earth is her abdomen.

I think she has a spinal deformation that shortens her torso.

Fertility goes by the age of 38 in most women and by the age of 40 97% can not have children any more. Any fertility doctor who was asleep in class when they were talking about the age that most women go through menopause will tell you this

Fixed.

http://twitpic.com/3ft3q1

That's right, he's a wheelchair bound thickie, and that bloke that was on the TV this morning was obviously an impostor.

Less sarcastically, looks like someone came up with something he found hilarious, the Lou/Andy skit, and wrote a justifying preamble for it.

that's one of the most astonishingly offensive things I've ever seen from a British newspaper

he put himself 'on offer'!! ON OFFER!

Still doesn't beat the Steven Gately thing, but yeah.

Yeah. Isn't the comparison implying that JM is faking his cerebral palsy, too? What a fucking prick.

littlejohn really is an astonishingly hateful cunt. i'm so glad he seems to be getting moired today.

oh it was littlejohn

someone assassinate the cunt

Oh was it him? (xpost ha.)

someone assassinate the cunt

honestly i have no issue at all with the use of violence where he's involved. waterboard the fucker.

tie him to a tree and make him watch his car being firebombed

then fire a tank of sewage at high velocity into his face

give me a link to somewhere official we can complain guys (really need to stop just using ilx as my go-to place for bile towards these cunts)

http://www.pcc.org.uk/complaints/makingacomplaint.html

cite his breaches of clauses 5i and 12i specifically if u complain

that's re: this code of practice http://www.pcc.org.uk/cop/practice.html

although reading that you may wonder exactly how the fuck the daily mail hasn't been shut down completely

imo Jody McIntyre has more in common with great men such as, choosing two completely at random here, Stephen Hawking or Christopher Reeve

the fact those people are famous wheelchair users is actually a coincidence, although I can see why people might think oherwise

is Dacre not actually on the board of the PCC ie it is almost entirely self-serving? I realise I could look this up

That is absolutely unbelievably offensive. I sort of can't actually believe it got past an editor, even one who works for the Mail.

Complained :)

Fuck these guys.

just so you know what you're up against, here's the result of the last complaint against littlejohn, where the PCC decided it was OK for him to lie to make a point - ie, he really can make it up:

http://liberalconspiracy.org/2010/12/06/pcc-admits-that-richard-littlejohn-is-a-regular-bullshitter/

complained

Well, he may or may not have known what he was getting himself into, but he must have understood that being the person he is was just going to cause confrontation. and if he wasn't prepared for it, he should have been. Or forget it, and stay home.

.. Prince Charles, I mean.

Balance from the DM?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1338480/Jody-McIntyre-Video-police-tipping-wheelchair-tuition-fees-protest.html

Also yesterday they (rather belatedly) noticed that some members of the E...E...EDL are footbal hooligans. What are they up to?