NAMING RIGHTS THREAD: Liverpool really won't win the Premiership 2010-2011

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well the only thing i can say to that is 'o_O'.

― Antoine Bugleboy (Merdeyeux), Wednesday, 1 December 2010 16:33 (fifteen years ago)

My cat did that once across the carpet. I was not impressed.

― EZ Snappin, Wednesday, 1 December 2010 16:34 (fifteen years ago)

flipping hell

― purblind snowcock splattered (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 1 December 2010 16:41 (fifteen years ago)

that's up there with zidane quietly spyakking right before slotting home his pen versus calamity james in euro 2004

― progressive cuts (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 1 December 2010 16:50 (fifteen years ago)

err not pen, free kick rather

― progressive cuts (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 1 December 2010 16:51 (fifteen years ago)

How the hell do you shit yourself in an international football match without anyone noticing for 20 years?

― Matt DC, Wednesday, 1 December 2010 16:54 (fifteen years ago)

what is "spyakking"? I remember the shot, but have no idea what you're talking about.

― EZ Snappin, Wednesday, 1 December 2010 16:57 (fifteen years ago)

masturbating

― Eto'o ))) (ken c), Wednesday, 1 December 2010 17:25 (fifteen years ago)

before slotting home his pen is

― Eto'o ))) (ken c), Wednesday, 1 December 2010 17:26 (fifteen years ago)

he threw up. I have never heard the word spyakking in my life, btw.

― ailsa, Wednesday, 1 December 2010 17:26 (fifteen years ago)

ah yes. that would make more sense.

paula radcliffe could have done with some tips from lineker

― Eto'o ))) (ken c), Wednesday, 1 December 2010 17:28 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yoUu8-Pmvkg

always helps when you say what you're gonna do before you do it.

― r|t|c, Wednesday, 1 December 2010 17:29 (fifteen years ago)

I vaguely remember a crouch by the ball - guess he was losing a bit of lunch then. Might have got that from Shy Yakking. The "spy" part threw me off.

― EZ Snappin, Wednesday, 1 December 2010 17:30 (fifteen years ago)

oh i see that was an xpost. all confused there

― Eto'o ))) (ken c), Wednesday, 1 December 2010 17:33 (fifteen years ago)

That Lineker thing is incredible. Quite literally.

― ailsa, Wednesday, 1 December 2010 17:33 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/danwalker/2010/12/football_focus_visits_downing.html

doesn't really know much about footie does he? "i've been impressed with man city." "i've been impressed with wigan."

― I see what this is (Local Garda), Wednesday, 1 December 2010 20:58 (fifteen years ago)

He might get lucky. Remember Tony Blair boosted Steed Malbranque into scoring a double?

― Dork Twisted Fantasy (onimo), Wednesday, 1 December 2010 21:01 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/danwalker/dan10.jpg

these ppl are all vermin

― nakhchivan, Wednesday, 1 December 2010 21:01 (fifteen years ago)

lineker gets a pass if he's taking a shit right there.

― Antoine Bugleboy (Merdeyeux), Wednesday, 1 December 2010 21:02 (fifteen years ago)

You can follow all the build-up to Saturday's show at twitter.com/danwalkerbbc where last week's themed football team was a Lord of the Rings XI. I will leave you with that this week. See you soon.
Manager
Gandalf Ramsey
Squad
Peter Smeagol
Gollum Davidson
Jan Aragorn of Hesselink
Saruman Kalou
Arwen Robben
Bobby Mordor (c)
Jean-Pierre Pippin
Theoden Walcott
Aragorn Lennon
Vinny Samwise
Legolassana Diarra
Boromir Zenden
Alfrodo Di Stefano
Dwight Orc

surprised he led with the PM interview story with such PURE GOLD to hand

― Ismael Klata, Wednesday, 1 December 2010 22:14 (fifteen years ago)

lineker gets a pass if he's taking a shit right there.

― Antoine Bugleboy (Merdeyeux), Wednesday, 1 December 2010 21:02 (Yesterday)

― gospermaban sim gishel (acoleuthic), Thursday, 2 December 2010 00:53 (fifteen years ago)

could we come up with a superior lotr team? I think not.

― Goths in Home & Away in my lifetime (darraghmac), Thursday, 2 December 2010 11:35 (fifteen years ago)

Grimandi Wormtongue

― modrić in paradise (blueski), Thursday, 2 December 2010 11:41 (fifteen years ago)

Uruk Haraidersson
Morten Radagast Pedersen
Batigollum
< /self loathing >

― Ismael Klata, Thursday, 2 December 2010 11:57 (fifteen years ago)

Tom Bombadiddlestone

― Dork Twisted Fantasy (onimo), Thursday, 2 December 2010 12:00 (fifteen years ago)

Legolashley Cole
TheBig_Samwise Gangee

― Dork Twisted Fantasy (onimo), Thursday, 2 December 2010 12:02 (fifteen years ago)

bombabiddlestone ftw

― Goths in Home & Away in my lifetime (darraghmac), Thursday, 2 December 2010 12:13 (fifteen years ago)

bans, all

― gospermaban sim gishel (acoleuthic), Thursday, 2 December 2010 12:14 (fifteen years ago)

Legolashley Cole
TheBig_Samwise Gangee

― Dork Twisted Fantasy

― nakhchivan, Thursday, 2 December 2010 12:16 (fifteen years ago)

nakhchivan swear blind if you participate in this atrocity I won't know what to believe in

― gospermaban sim gishel (acoleuthic), Thursday, 2 December 2010 12:18 (fifteen years ago)

big samwise

― Goths in Home & Away in my lifetime (darraghmac), Thursday, 2 December 2010 12:19 (fifteen years ago)

vinnie samwise

― Goths in Home & Away in my lifetime (darraghmac), Thursday, 2 December 2010 12:19 (fifteen years ago)

dennis samwise

― Goths in Home & Away in my lifetime (darraghmac), Thursday, 2 December 2010 12:19 (fifteen years ago)

Gandalf the Andy Gray

― absinthe of malithe (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 2 December 2010 12:23 (fifteen years ago)

Sauron Atkinson

― absinthe of malithe (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 2 December 2010 12:23 (fifteen years ago)

wilson palantirios

― Goths in Home & Away in my lifetime (darraghmac), Thursday, 2 December 2010 12:23 (fifteen years ago)

nakhchivan swear blind if you participate in this atrocity I won't know what to believe in

― gospermaban sim gishel (acoleuthic), Thursday, 2 December 2010 12:18 (9 minutes ago)

hmm well if that selected c&p wasn't enough to clue you in, i've never read/seen lord of the rings

read hobbit at junior school, was alright (for 10yr olds) iirc

― nakhchivan, Thursday, 2 December 2010 12:29 (fifteen years ago)

wtf

― Goths in Home & Away in my lifetime (darraghmac), Thursday, 2 December 2010 12:33 (fifteen years ago)

yeah i gathered yr disdain, was just sayin

― gospermaban sim gishel (acoleuthic), Thursday, 2 December 2010 12:38 (fifteen years ago)

it's alright for 10yr olds

― absinthe of malithe (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 2 December 2010 12:41 (fifteen years ago)

fair to say Tolkien wasn't awes at moral ambiguity or any growed-up emotion rilly

― absinthe of malithe (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 2 December 2010 12:41 (fifteen years ago)

he'd fit in on a football thread then

― nakhchivan, Thursday, 2 December 2010 12:43 (fifteen years ago)

There, I believe, it is

― absinthe of malithe (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 2 December 2010 12:46 (fifteen years ago)

Bilbo Balde
Wayne Baggins

― ailsa, Thursday, 2 December 2010 13:03 (fifteen years ago)

Samir Nazgulri

― absinthe of malithe (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 2 December 2010 13:05 (fifteen years ago)

Shelob the keeper

― modrić in paradise (blueski), Thursday, 2 December 2010 13:07 (fifteen years ago)

rory delap
lee cattermole

― nakhchivan, Thursday, 2 December 2010 13:08 (fifteen years ago)

Saruman on

― absinthe of malithe (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 2 December 2010 13:08 (fifteen years ago)

^never read/watched LOTR but knows an orc when he sees one

xpost

― Dork Twisted Fantasy (onimo), Thursday, 2 December 2010 13:09 (fifteen years ago)

darren ent

― modrić in paradise (blueski), Thursday, 2 December 2010 13:11 (fifteen years ago)

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