old to semi-old celebrities you would travel back in time to have lots of sex with.

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if you went back in time and had a go at her, when you returned to the present the statute of limitations would have run out

roger goodell (gear), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 22:38 (nineteen years ago)

whoah I had no idea it was ever against the law to have sex with Helen Mirren

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 22:40 (nineteen years ago)

I just realized I wasn't the first to post Louise Brooks.

Curt1s St3ph3ns, Wednesday, 31 January 2007 03:23 (nineteen years ago)

What - no one nipped the pic of HM from that Sun page w/ the Dame titties? GET ON IT PEOPLE!

David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 04:05 (nineteen years ago)

how about not semi-old but dead?

youn (youn), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 05:01 (nineteen years ago)

eleven months pass...

After having re-watched W.R.: Mysteries of the Organism last night, I have fallen head over heels for Milena Dravic, and am now so more than ever in the market for a time machine.

http://www.filmcritic.com/misc/emporium.nsf/fe50a5cf1d1c283c862572af0070a1b4/a88c51538883f816882569c4000df1f5/ReviewBody/0.F28?OpenElement&FieldElemFormat=gif

C. Grisso/McCain, Monday, 31 December 2007 20:56 (eighteen years ago)

http://fcw.needham.k12.ma.us/~betty_morgan/webquest/S0194567B.0/pablo_picasso_self_portrait_charcoal.jpg
I can't bring myself to investigate how accurate a self-portrait this is.

j.lu, Monday, 31 December 2007 23:51 (eighteen years ago)

I would break Audrey Hepburn in half.

PappaWheelie V, Monday, 31 December 2007 23:59 (eighteen years ago)

Jessie Matthews <3<3<3

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K0K3aY23N1w

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y15Ms-hZazE

Pashmina, Tuesday, 1 January 2008 00:05 (eighteen years ago)

any of those hot swinging sixties chicks from Blow-Up

latebloomer, Tuesday, 1 January 2008 04:23 (eighteen years ago)

Audrey Hepburn

Bo Jackson Overdrive, Tuesday, 1 January 2008 04:46 (eighteen years ago)

Louise Brooks
http://www.cineyestrellas.com/Elenco/Actrices/B/Brooks_Louise_2.jpg
( or, perhaps nsfw: http://www.siffblog.com/naughtylulu2-thumb.jpg )

Oh, and the it girl herself: Clara Bow
http://files.splinder.com/985f390ae094a739bc9d2b4a7f397c09.jpeg

Cyd Charisse was quite the charmer as well, though she almost seems to be all legs. (cf that "Gotta dance" number in _Singin' in the Rain_, she's the leggy mob-girl)

Øystein, Tuesday, 1 January 2008 05:36 (eighteen years ago)

Claudia Cardinale thirded:

http://www.mediastorehouse.com/image/Claudia-Cardinale_62310.jpg

weatheringdaleson, Tuesday, 1 January 2008 06:35 (eighteen years ago)

two months pass...

I would have sex with all of these dead girls.

Matt DC, Monday, 10 March 2008 00:11 (eighteen years ago)

I'm sure loads of fellas have said Sophia Loren already, but... yeah, her.

Bodrick III, Monday, 10 March 2008 00:11 (eighteen years ago)

Bernadette Lafont:

http://honyahonya.hp.infoseek.co.jp/8.jpg

For some reason, almost all of the decent young lady shots of her have disappeared from the web in the past month or so.

C. Grisso/McCain, Thursday, 13 March 2008 17:27 (eighteen years ago)

oops

http://honyahonya.hp.infoseek.co.jp/8.jpg

C. Grisso/McCain, Thursday, 13 March 2008 17:28 (eighteen years ago)

http://fuzzylizzie.com/myPictures/nostalgia/bonnie.jpg

chap, Thursday, 13 March 2008 17:29 (eighteen years ago)

I like to think he's a little bit frustrated here.

http://www.nndb.com/people/480/000026402/otoole9.jpg

suzy, Thursday, 13 March 2008 17:45 (eighteen years ago)

I kinda have the hots for young Bernadette Peters

http://www.dtmagazine.com/pb1281.jpg

Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 13 March 2008 18:08 (eighteen years ago)

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51HXRB3Z44L._SS500_.jpg

Mary McCarthy, in her Greenwich Village bohemian days.

Eazy, Thursday, 13 March 2008 18:10 (eighteen years ago)

ILE: We Love French Chicks

-- milo z (mlp), Monday, January 29, 2007 11:02 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Link

OTM

Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 13 March 2008 18:18 (eighteen years ago)

Al Pacino.

Christopher Plummer.

And yes, Mary MccCarthy was adorable.

franny glass, Thursday, 13 March 2008 18:19 (eighteen years ago)

Whoa whoa whoa... how old is that newspaper clipping, Curt1s? Has the word "natch" been in use since the 60s?!?!

Will M., Thursday, 13 March 2008 18:32 (eighteen years ago)

Ava Gardner

Bill Magill, Thursday, 13 March 2008 18:35 (eighteen years ago)

Probably since the '50s.

suzy, Thursday, 13 March 2008 18:36 (eighteen years ago)

(xxpost) Since the mid '50's I think.
Also lol at "John, who's happily married"

snoball, Thursday, 13 March 2008 18:37 (eighteen years ago)

Surely it wasn't a short form for "biznatch" back then, though?

Will M., Thursday, 13 March 2008 18:37 (eighteen years ago)

Merriam-Webster says "circa 1945".

snoball, Thursday, 13 March 2008 18:38 (eighteen years ago)

since when is "natch" short for "biznatch"

Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 13 March 2008 22:05 (eighteen years ago)

one year passes...

Couldn't find a more appropriate place to post this

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_BRW4gNHvrkk/SccMoVGUilI/AAAAAAAAH2o/5dIxftnGxN4/s320/Ruth02.jpg

Chris Barrus (Elvis Telecom), Monday, 23 March 2009 09:28 (seventeen years ago)

(Ruth Gordon BTW)

Chris Barrus (Elvis Telecom), Monday, 23 March 2009 09:29 (seventeen years ago)

Pash to thread.

Mark G, Monday, 23 March 2009 09:31 (seventeen years ago)

xp Answered everyone's next ?estion, thanks.

tits akimbo (kenan), Monday, 23 March 2009 09:32 (seventeen years ago)

Is that same Ruth Gordon who was in Rosemary's Baby?

nate woolls, Monday, 23 March 2009 09:34 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.nndb.com/people/861/000024789/emily-bronte.jpg

Emily Bronte. Unconventionally gorgeous, frighteningly passionate, weird and antisocial, dark as all hell.

tits akimbo (kenan), Monday, 23 March 2009 09:36 (seventeen years ago)

Wait... is "dead" allowed on this thread?

tits akimbo (kenan), Monday, 23 March 2009 09:40 (seventeen years ago)

kathleen turner

20 HOOS poppin steens on kawasakis (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Monday, 23 March 2009 10:13 (seventeen years ago)

xpost uh unless you're into necrophilia and want to bonk the cadaver.

the tip of the tongue taking a trip tralalala (stevienixed), Monday, 23 March 2009 10:24 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.nietzschecircle.com/images/Monica_Vitti_web.jpg

fap fap fap wtf crazy caps self-publishe... (1) (rent), Monday, 23 March 2009 10:56 (seventeen years ago)

This thread is proto-77 crepeness.

Blancmange Is Playing At My House (King Boy Pato), Monday, 23 March 2009 10:59 (seventeen years ago)

raquel welch

wouldn't need time travel for dame mirren, so luckily that's a choice i'm not forced into making this early.

Anthony, I am not an Alcoholic & Drunk (darraghmac), Monday, 23 March 2009 11:08 (seventeen years ago)

www.nietzschecircle.com

plenty chong (libcrypt), Monday, 23 March 2009 13:57 (seventeen years ago)

Dalida

Tracer Hand, Monday, 23 March 2009 15:01 (seventeen years ago)

Montgomery Clift.

The Screaming Lobster of Challops (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 23 March 2009 15:01 (seventeen years ago)

Nobody? NOBODY?

http://i149.photobucket.com/albums/s52/agoodeboy/PamGrier5.jpg

Telephone thing, Tuesday, 24 March 2009 06:14 (seventeen years ago)


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