what to do when your roommate doesn't realize you're home and thusly is having loud sex in the living room

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either a) she was really into trucker hats, or b) he had something hideous on his scalp. OK, it was probably and most disappointingly c) the trucker hat dude thought it looked cool to have it on while doing it.

― donut bitch (donut), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:45 (twenty-two years ago)

Lysol will become the Pabst Blue Ribbon of sex hygiene.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:45 (twenty-two years ago)

"lysol: it's not just for back-alley abortions anymore"

― stockholm cindy (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:45 (twenty-two years ago)

inexcusable? I say trendsetting! heaven knows I'm leavin' my trucker hat on TONITE
-- J0hn Darn1elle (edito...), April 13th, 2004 4:40 PM. (later)

Trendsetting like two years ago! Even wearing a trucker hat now, let alone leaving it on during sex like it's a hot pair of boots or, you know, a tool belt or something, is just wrong.

― kirsten (kirsten), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:46 (twenty-two years ago)

Lysol should come up with a hipster version of the Puma ads.

― donut bitch (donut), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:46 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm not entirely sure he DIDN'T ALSO leave his socks on. I didn't chcek out his feet as I was mesmerized by the hat, which I think was an Urban Outfitters purchase.

I'm guessing she demanded the ass-fucking and then they did it, took a break, and were about to resume as I entered stage left

― Gear! (Gear!), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:47 (twenty-two years ago)

TOOL BELT SEX!?

― Ricardo (RickyT), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:47 (twenty-two years ago)

hey, don't knock the tool belt

― mark p (Mark P), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:47 (twenty-two years ago)

haha xpost

― mark p (Mark P), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:47 (twenty-two years ago)

http://prodtn.cafepress.com/2/9859872_F_tn.jpg

I think you should buy this for truckerhat since he's probably not having a nice day now.

― Michael White (Hereward), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:47 (twenty-two years ago)

I feel sorry for PBR. :(

And yes, tool belts are probably pretty hot.

― kirsten (kirsten), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:48 (twenty-two years ago)

Is it some kind of hypermasculine see how I will put up shelves after giving you a good rogering thing?

― Ricardo (RickyT), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:48 (twenty-two years ago)

So, where does this all stand now?

Is trucker guy making you an omelette now? Is she still cowering in her room?

― donut bitch (donut), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:48 (twenty-two years ago)

I mean, toolbelts just make me think of Tim Allen going MORE POWER, which is not an image I wish to entertain mid fuck.

― Ricardo (RickyT), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:49 (twenty-two years ago)

"making you an omelette"

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:49 (twenty-two years ago)

ricardo: i dunno, i am talking shit. i wear mittens and listen to oval, what the fuck's a tool belt for?!

― mark p (Mark P), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:49 (twenty-two years ago)

I did feel a tiny bit bad for truckerhat, cause he obviously felt bad and probably didn't know it was your couch, but goddamn, a mufuckin' TRUCKER HAT?

Can I just say I am so, so thankful to you for being all brave and going out there and posting the results for all to see? Holy hell, my heart is doing backflips.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:49 (twenty-two years ago)

was this guy one of the Beachwood Sparks?

― donut bitch (donut), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:50 (twenty-two years ago)

Now I feel sorry for tool belts.

― kirsten (kirsten), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:50 (twenty-two years ago)

maybe this is her way of seducing you

― kephm, Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:50 (twenty-two years ago)

"See? Look what you made me do! Have anal sex with some lamo in a fucking TRUCKER HAT! GAAAWWD! You drive me CRAZY, can't you SEEEEEE?!!!"

― donut bitch (donut), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:51 (twenty-two years ago)

I think that anyone who thinks that leaving assspunk on your furniture is an aphrodesiac is a person to avoid sexually.

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:51 (twenty-two years ago)

also: domestically.

― mark p (Mark P), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:52 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm hot for you, so I had some other guy fuck me up the ass on your couch. DON'T YOU WANT ME NOW BABY? DON'T YOU?

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:52 (twenty-two years ago)

assspunk!

― martin m. (mushrush), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:52 (twenty-two years ago)

http://photos.friendster.com/photos/12/57/337521/3195888237370I.jpg

― Gear! (Gear!), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:53 (twenty-two years ago)

If only Gear! had a digital camera.

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:54 (twenty-two years ago)

$5 to put some bagpipe music on in your living room.

― dean! (deangulberry), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:54 (twenty-two years ago)

"I love you so much, I'm going to have this trucker hat guy's retarded ass babies."

― donut bitch (donut), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:54 (twenty-two years ago)

CUM FIESTA!!!!

― Donna Brown (Donna Brown), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:54 (twenty-two years ago)

http://photos.friendster.com/photos/12/57/337521/3195888237370l.jpg

― Gear! (Gear!), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:54 (twenty-two years ago)

She saving the front door for the Lord.

― dean! (deangulberry), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:55 (twenty-two years ago)

Man, it looks like an earthquake ... ripped open your couch ... like a filthy crevice .. spewing forth the bowels of HELL (!!!)

― dean! (deangulberry), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:55 (twenty-two years ago)

She saving the front door for the Lord.

Or Elijah

― C0L1N B3CK3TT (Colin Beckett), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:56 (twenty-two years ago)

HYSTERICS

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:56 (twenty-two years ago)

i never thought furniture could look so... violated.

― mark p (Mark P), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:57 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm guessing that disarray is a result of the frantic dismount.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Or Elijah

Both of them probably, from the sound of things.

― dean! (deangulberry), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:58 (twenty-two years ago)

Trucker Hat has left. My roommate is in her room and I can hear her murmuring on her cell phone. needless to say when I watch my new DVD of Kill Bill later I will sit on the loveseat!!

― Gear! (Gear!), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:58 (twenty-two years ago)

That was a nice couch.

― C0L1N B3CK3TT (Colin Beckett), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:58 (twenty-two years ago)

until it had to be wrung out.

― mark p (Mark P), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:59 (twenty-two years ago)

You're going to sit on her? (xpost)

― dean! (deangulberry), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:59 (twenty-two years ago)

..and the couch, after.

http://www.kuci.org/~brianm/ile/thecouch_after.jpg

― donut bitch (donut), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:59 (twenty-two years ago)

oh my.

― mark p (Mark P), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Both of them probably, from the sound of things.

Maybe next year for passover, we should forget the latkes and applesauce and just leave a Carhart hat and PBR

― C0L1N B3CK3TT (Colin Beckett), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 21:00 (twenty-two years ago)

CALLIN' ME A DAWG
WELL, LEAVE A DOG A-LONE

― dean! (deangulberry), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 21:00 (twenty-two years ago)

BAD DONUT BITCH!

― ...in bed. (Chris Piuma), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 21:00 (twenty-two years ago)

How does the fragrance of santorum mingle with the bracing cleanliness of Lysol? Is it the new thing? I somehow expect to see that couch reupholstered soon.

― Michael White (Hereward), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 21:00 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.technicalvirgin.com/

― Lil' Fancy Kpants (The K is Silent) (ex machina), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 21:00 (twenty-two years ago)

"loveseat" is like a triple entendre in the context of this thread, no?

― martin m. (mushrush), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 21:01 (twenty-two years ago)

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