girls, gurls, grrls: c/d, s/d

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yes, he fulfilled his manifest destiny as record store employee

― mark p (Mark P), Monday, 12 April 2004 14:12 (twenty-two years ago)

oh jesus.

― kephm, Monday, 12 April 2004 14:13 (twenty-two years ago)

everything's coming up Milhouse!

go jess, job in place surely the coffee-shop girl is next. don't lose your courage.

― Ask For Samantha (thatgirl), Monday, 12 April 2004 14:15 (twenty-two years ago)

yes yes, your cuffs do seem bone dry

― mark p (Mark P), Monday, 12 April 2004 14:15 (twenty-two years ago)

my innocence is a lost frisbee

― Ronan (Ronan), Monday, 12 April 2004 14:15 (twenty-two years ago)

that sounds like a dave eggers book.

― mark p (Mark P), Monday, 12 April 2004 14:18 (twenty-two years ago)

Jonathan Livingstone Asshat?

― David R. (popshots75`), Monday, 12 April 2004 14:18 (twenty-two years ago)

YAY HUMANITY

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 12 April 2004 14:22 (twenty-two years ago)

It's the title of my forthcoming album, a plaintive and melancholic tale of love and loss in a small farming country.

― Ronan (Ronan), Monday, 12 April 2004 14:23 (twenty-two years ago)

melancholic? hmm

― Ronan (Ronan), Monday, 12 April 2004 14:23 (twenty-two years ago)

Yes, melancholy + bucolic

― jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 12 April 2004 14:25 (twenty-two years ago)

My albino baby has a case of melancholic.

― David R. (popshots75`), Monday, 12 April 2004 14:26 (twenty-two years ago)

I am a melanchaholic.

― Ronan (Ronan), Monday, 12 April 2004 14:30 (twenty-two years ago)

we really are chumps.

― mark p (Mark P), Monday, 12 April 2004 14:32 (twenty-two years ago)

chimps?

― Kim (Kim), Monday, 12 April 2004 14:34 (twenty-two years ago)

masters of the chicken

― kephm, Monday, 12 April 2004 14:35 (twenty-two years ago)

champs?

― Ronan (Ronan), Monday, 12 April 2004 14:44 (twenty-two years ago)

wait, jess has a job now?

― Jordan (Jordan), Monday, 12 April 2004 14:52 (twenty-two years ago)

A record store job!

― Tep (ktepi), Monday, 12 April 2004 14:59 (twenty-two years ago)

THE HAUS ALWAYS WINS

― ModJ (ModJ), Monday, 12 April 2004 15:01 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm so disappointed I missed this until now.

SO WHAT HAPPENED?

Also, girls are undeniably classic. Search: All of them except one group. Destroy: Simpering little airheads who can't do anything for themselves and are completely helpless without a mayunnnn around.

― luna (luna.c), Monday, 12 April 2004 15:10 (twenty-two years ago)

Mayunnnn vs. mayonaise.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 12 April 2004 15:33 (twenty-two years ago)

giiiiiiiiirls.

hurray for jess.

― Ian Johnson (orion), Monday, 12 April 2004 15:40 (twenty-two years ago)

??!?!?

i'm more interested in how this turned out than in nearly anything right now.

― g--ff (gcannon), Monday, 12 April 2004 16:30 (twenty-two years ago)

ok that came out a little wierd, but uh bon chance etc

― g--ff (gcannon), Monday, 12 April 2004 16:33 (twenty-two years ago)

I am shaking my pompoms for Jess (in a literal and a metaphorical way).

― Markelby (Mark C), Monday, 12 April 2004 16:46 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm shaking my bon bon.

― luna (luna.c), Monday, 12 April 2004 17:12 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm shaking my penis.

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 12 April 2004 17:12 (twenty-two years ago)

I always miss the greatest threads.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Monday, 12 April 2004 17:13 (twenty-two years ago)

shaking it like polaroid picture, Dan?

― Kim (Kim), Monday, 12 April 2004 17:31 (twenty-two years ago)

on second thought, that could be kind of horrifically injurious...

― Kim (Kim), Monday, 12 April 2004 17:33 (twenty-two years ago)

(haha xpost) Held firmly between the thumb and forefinger.

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 12 April 2004 17:34 (twenty-two years ago)

mop and bucket to perrys.

― Ronan (Ronan), Monday, 12 April 2004 17:38 (twenty-two years ago)

whole lotta shaking going on

― jel -- (jel), Monday, 12 April 2004 17:45 (twenty-two years ago)

ha, I thought this was the kill file thread, I thought it'd taken a strange turn.

― jel -- (jel), Monday, 12 April 2004 17:46 (twenty-two years ago)

Pervertalism ahoy.

I always miss the greatest threads.

Reading it after the fact is like a Pinter play, though. But faster. And hornier.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 12 April 2004 17:47 (twenty-two years ago)

I wonder if Jess managed to woo the young lady of his affection?

― jel -- (jel), Monday, 12 April 2004 17:48 (twenty-two years ago)

I read most threads from the bottom up, it's the cool thing to do.

― jel -- (jel), Monday, 12 April 2004 17:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Jel likes his threads like he likes his women...

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 12 April 2004 17:56 (twenty-two years ago)

admittedly this has been ilx's best cliffhanger in quite some time.

― mark p (Mark P), Monday, 12 April 2004 17:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Bottom-heavy? (x-post)

― j.lu (j.lu), Monday, 12 April 2004 17:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Jel likes his threads like he likes his women...

Big and bulging...

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Monday, 12 April 2004 17:58 (twenty-two years ago)

... and totally filthy.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Monday, 12 April 2004 17:58 (twenty-two years ago)

there were other cliffhangers?

― g--ff (gcannon), Monday, 12 April 2004 17:58 (twenty-two years ago)

Ack - I read that as 'Jess' not Jel.

Dude, Glasto tickets thread...

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Monday, 12 April 2004 17:59 (twenty-two years ago)

girls are classic, search the girl who was on that Tamworth Two programme earlier.

― jel -- (jel), Monday, 12 April 2004 18:03 (twenty-two years ago)

So do you think Jess was able to approach that certain special female and say something like "Thy belly is like a heap of perfectly roasted coffee beans...and would you be interested in a grind some time?"

― j.lu (j.lu), Monday, 12 April 2004 18:05 (twenty-two years ago)

glasto? some kinda cookie?

― g--ff (gcannon), Monday, 12 April 2004 18:06 (twenty-two years ago)

forgot my ;-) there

― g--ff (gcannon), Monday, 12 April 2004 18:06 (twenty-two years ago)

glasto = motor oil

― jel -- (jel), Monday, 12 April 2004 18:08 (twenty-two years ago)

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