NAMING RIGHTS THREAD: Liverpool really won't win the Premiership 2010-2011

eh I've got time for CM

Lawro's sustained laughter at the sight of some implied homosexuality was very akin to Alan Partridge in the new episodes when Sidekick Simon makes a joke he likes

tbf to the lad deej he's just focused on the next game tbh

only there at a few hours notice cuz raul pobinson is crying into his grits and looking for a screwdriver to stab chimbonda with tomorrow

tbf to the lad lawro i'd guess he got some le sauxish slurs back in the day

Didn't notice this when it actually happened - just seen it mentioned on another site - but... Torres on his way out?

http://www.twitvid.com/OHVVL

Torres has looked better the last few games but it shouldn't be any surprise he wants to leave. Can't see him staying past the end of the season, unless Liverpool go on a massive spending spree, or unless he has a bad injury that keeps him crocked through the summer. Don't get much of a sense of team spirit looking at Liverpool either.

Nothing wrong with the body language there, says to me "Oh look Defoe's got a penalty! I'd better get up the field for the goal kick!"

obv dude wants to leave, it's been a terrible move for him, and for a player of his talent to be languishing there must obviously be a whitey for him, but that is just not professional. Shocking attitude.

I found it amusing that DJ Campbell's highlight reel on MOTD2 was composed primarily of misses.

sick of people analysing every drop of snot or scratch of the ear that torres does. leave the dude alone.

just sayin it's a bit odd he didn't look arsed about the pen outcome. or maybe it isn't odd and he's just mega pissed off with how he's playing. or or or.

yeah i meant more the comments after you, just feel a bit sorry for him largely, he doesn't owe the club anything really.

ah sorry, gotcha. time for bed me thinks!

http://i.imgur.com/Sxy26.jpg

Nothing wrong with the body language there, says to me "Oh look Defoe's got a penalty! I'd better get up the field for the goal kick!"

Haha. Torres owes one week of honest effort, every week - he's just going through the motions at the moment. Not even sure it could be called lack of form - he was great against Chelsea and some little flicks have been sublime, but when it comes to putting in the running it just isn't happening. Unless he actually is crocked and the pace isn't coming back.

I do think we've probably reached a stage where he has to go, the status quo isn't doing anyone any good. Except that Liverpool have just one other striker, and I can't think of a single prospective signing right now.

Also, I know everyone's all drop-jawed over Bolton's 2nd and Chris Brunt's magical left peg, but Somen Tchoyi's goal for West Brom at the weekend also deserves a fair amount of love.

It's likely that his "shit I'm not coming back to form quickly and I can still feel this injury a bit" body language is also being read as "I can't wait to get out of here" body language or maybe there's some of both in there.

Maybe that's just what he looks like and no one noticed before - there was endless analysis of Berbatov's body language in his closing months at Spurs, and then he had his dream move to Man United and looked... just as disgruntled and half-arsed. It might just be his natural demeanor.

I do think we've probably reached a stage where he has to go, the status quo isn't doing anyone any good. Except that Liverpool have just one other striker, and I can't think of a single prospective signing right now.

― Ismael Klata, Monday, 29 November 2010 08:51 (1 hour ago) Bookmark

What about Pacheco?

not ready yet based on early season starts, imo. there are probably a lot of good strikers out there if you are willing to spend money.

i was being sarcastic. if i am wildly mocked for my belief in arsenal youngsters, i am allowed to do the lol kid bought by rafa that chris believes will come good thing.

and I can't think of a single prospective signing right now.

Adebayorr, Adebayorrrorr, give him the ball and he will score?

Surely Crouch is due a return?

i gave up the love for tchoyi's goal, but i spelt his name wrong tbf.

Might be alone in thinkin torres put in a shift yesterday? Tho i wouldn't normally expect bassong to catch him, it's true.

Any weight to the theory that benitez consistently playing an injured torres has made him a permacrock a la owen? Just sayin.

michael owen surely

lol xpost

Within Liverpool's price range?

Borriello?

we dont know what liverpool's price range is yet. Their paucity of talent and current league position is more likely to be a problem in drawing big names.

Rodallega, he's the man. Would probably swap him for any of crouch/pav/keane.

Meirelles was kinda awes in the centre yesterday

Was reading rumours last week linking Liverpool with Giorgios Samaras. Amateur psychologists will have a field day with *his* body language.

elmander to pool rumour today has a nice ring to it

woy sure does love his scandinavians

Rodallega to Liverpool has a ring of sense to it but I'm not sure he's quite prolific enough, and would feel like a classic Woy signing. Bit risky maybe? Elmander sounds more like it but he looks like a player who needs good man-management (ie he's only played well under Coyle).

Adebayor I can see, can see them taking one or two of our players as well - not a striker but Kranjcar is unlikely to be getting in our team barring an injury crisis and would a great signing for them.

rodallega quite a bit better than elmander, who's taken two years to begin looking like a pl player, and in a team that's overperforming significantly.

Rodallega can also play left wing, and make his own goals. Younger too?

            Reina
Kelly   Skrtel  Agger  Boka
        Lucas  Miereles
Johnson                   Kuyt
        Erikson
                Berg

Keeping with Woy's want of where to sign players from. Decent team imo.

can some how see him being the manager to try and convince cassano to come to the prem as well

No Gerrard OR Carragher? That's bound to go down well with the faithful.

Well duh.

Forlan and Suarez, that's who ideally. Either that or just let Torres go to the Caribbean 'til the new year, see if the old one comes back.

Suarez could threaten to bite Babel unless he hits some form?

liverpool better off w/out stevie g? Or not. Havent seen too much of them lately.

Would've thought it's more a case of being better off with a Stevie G who's got to compete for a place.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s_JVekPzUVo&feature=player_embedded

we've surely posted this before, yes?

whether we have or not, i offer my hearty lols.

:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

Tottenham are lining up a "sensational" swoop for unsettled Manchester City striker Emmanuel Adebayor.
Full story: The Sun

the inevitable

next it'll be hleb and aliadiere

agh no gtf

he did it at pompy (kanu, lauren, diarra, sol)... gonna happen again dude...

we need attitude up front, not lazy fecklessness. And k jones is cheaper

Dastardly plan by Citeh to bring down Tottenham, more like.

Will forgive him if he scores against Arsenal at WHL and then runs the length of the pitch to celebrate in front of their fans.

bae > bridge
richards > hutton
nobody > lennon > swp

nobody is better than lennon.