DEM not gonna CON dis NATION: Rolling UK politics in the short-lived Cleggeron era

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Wikileaks bringing the LOLz (hopefully)

"A journalist with Britain's Guardian newspaper, which has been working with Wikileaks on publishing the files, said they would include an unflattering US assessment of UK PM David Cameron."

... everybody thought Mandelson was behind the "Obama thinks Cameron is a lightweight" rumour but, it would seem, apparently not

Tom A. (Tom B.) (Tom C.) (Tom D.), Sunday, 28 November 2010 14:52 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-11874406

Cable considering abstaining from the vote on his own policy. Batshit.

Matt DC, Tuesday, 30 November 2010 14:11 (fifteen years ago)

can someone punch this guy in the balls please?

wheezy f baby (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 30 November 2010 14:12 (fifteen years ago)

yeah... i don't know much about parliamentary rules n shit but in some other context words like "vote of no confidence" spring to mind. i don't know how you can execute a policy you didn't vote for (or campaign on but i guess we've passed that moment).

rip whiney g weingarten 03/11 never forget (history mayne), Tuesday, 30 November 2010 14:14 (fifteen years ago)

haven't you heard the line they're peddling 'the manifesto and other pledges don't count because we didn't win'

to that I respond 'No backsies'

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Tuesday, 30 November 2010 14:17 (fifteen years ago)

i don't know how you can execute a policy you didn't vote for (or campaign on but i guess we've passed that moment).

this does happen though and is not necessarily a problem. e.g. current government is still managing the implementation of labour policies.

assuming his views on this are those in the LD manifesto, i'm not sure what his best move is, but abstaining on a new vote a single policy that it's partly his job to implement is pretty batshit though.

caek, Tuesday, 30 November 2010 14:18 (fifteen years ago)

He's trying to do a Prescott, staying in touching distance of the rank and file while also being in the government. It's probably not going to work, but then again it didn't work for Prescott either.

Matt DC, Tuesday, 30 November 2010 14:21 (fifteen years ago)

He's trying to do a Prescott, staying in touching distance of the rank and file

raises eyebrow

rip whiney g weingarten 03/11 never forget (history mayne), Tuesday, 30 November 2010 14:23 (fifteen years ago)

you can kind of see the point, if that's his game, but it seems guaranteed to draw the kind of attention to the reality of coalition govt that the LDs should avoid, e.g.

to that I respond 'No backsies'

yes, their response to labour and the conservatives after the election should have been, 'we'll join your coalition, but only if we implement all our policies and none of yours.'

caek, Tuesday, 30 November 2010 14:24 (fifteen years ago)

I understand the logic, it still doesn't make them look very good especially when they made such a big noise about fees. It's not like anyone is holding them to their pledge to join the Euro.

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Tuesday, 30 November 2010 14:26 (fifteen years ago)

(the bastards have a point when they say labour introduced fees and commissioned browne. be very interested to know what labour's response to browne would have been.)

rip whiney g weingarten 03/11 never forget (history mayne), Tuesday, 30 November 2010 14:27 (fifteen years ago)

Thing is that the LibDems still have their heads in the sand thinking that this is some European style utopian new way of doing politics proper coalition rather than a hung-parliament marriage of convenience from which they will be unceremoniously dumped sooner or later.

It was idiotic of the LibDems to make all those pre-election pledges knowing full well that coalition with the Tories was more likely than a) winning the election outright and b) all other outcomes. Either they were very short sighted or they never intended to keep them in the first place.

I agree that Labour don't really have a leg to stand on in this debate.

Matt DC, Tuesday, 30 November 2010 14:28 (fifteen years ago)

they were very short sighted i think

caek, Tuesday, 30 November 2010 14:30 (fifteen years ago)

Thing is that the LibDems still have their heads in the sand thinking that this is some European style utopian new way of doing politics proper coalition rather than a hung-parliament marriage of convenience from which they will be unceremoniously dumped sooner or later.

this is otm

caek, Tuesday, 30 November 2010 14:30 (fifteen years ago)

Well, at the time of the pledges, they presumably thought the Tories would walk it.

Closer to the elec, they thought that *they* might actually win.

Mark G, Tuesday, 30 November 2010 14:31 (fifteen years ago)

xposts to h.mayne: browne would have been very different without a 40 per cent reduction in the teaching grant, though. labour commissioned him to find a less onerous way of charging fees, which he did: the level of those fees is pretty much all osborne.

joe, Tuesday, 30 November 2010 14:31 (fifteen years ago)

i can see that browne is not *all* bad. though raising the interest rate? f.u.c.k. o.f.f. -- all these "loans" are guaranteed by the government fuck off even charging interest. that ain't banking.

browne was in negotiations with the govt while finishing the report and would have known about the teaching grant being shredded.

for me the bottom line is that going into early adulthood with £20–£30k debt is unfair for those who do it and mighty offputting to people without helpful parents, ie a lot of people.

and the pay gap is so out of control in this country that charging the top lawyers and bankers and ______ a few grand more means absolutely nothing to them.

rip whiney g weingarten 03/11 never forget (history mayne), Tuesday, 30 November 2010 14:38 (fifteen years ago)

browne was in negotiations with the govt while finishing the report and would have known about the teaching grant being shredded.

yeah, it's no secret that he did, the spending review figures are in his report. but yr q was, what would labour have done? and the answer in part is that they would have been responding to a very different browne report. so i don't think they're *that* vulnerable to hypocrisy claims from the other side.

not sure if you could raise c.£6 billion in income tax that easily, but (i've said it before) the corporation tax cut is almost exactly the same as the reduction in university funding.

joe, Tuesday, 30 November 2010 14:44 (fifteen years ago)

^^^Collect rather than forgive Vodaphone's taxes. I know people who are cancelling their Vodaphone contracts because of the tax evasion/writeoff.

Exotic Flavors of the Midwest, available in corn, bacon, or beef (suzy), Tuesday, 30 November 2010 14:48 (fifteen years ago)

Osborne is so pro-tax haven that that's obviously not going to happen any time soon. I can see the point that the corporation tax cut is intended to stimulate growth (although I think that's wrong-headed) but Labour should be hammering him on tax evasion. But oh shit they turned a blind eye to billions being squirrelled away themselves.

Matt DC, Tuesday, 30 November 2010 14:50 (fifteen years ago)

Labour's new attack plan: Shite Christmas

http://www2.labour.org.uk/a-coalition-christmas

Dork Twisted Fantasy (onimo), Wednesday, 1 December 2010 15:51 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2010/dec/02/cameron-pimping-world-cup-bid

"Assume we'll win the bid. Cameron wouldn't deign to do anything as unseemly as publicly plead for something otherwise."

Aide Miliband own goal

Dork Twisted Fantasy (onimo), Thursday, 2 December 2010 20:29 (fifteen years ago)

what the christ is an aide to a senior pol doing having a public twitter for his/her #opinions?

fuckin country

rip whiney g weingarten 03/11 never forget (history mayne), Thursday, 2 December 2010 20:31 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-11909607

Have the leaked US cables said anything at all about British politics that wasn't completely obvious?

Matt DC, Friday, 3 December 2010 11:15 (fifteen years ago)

yeah i whatevered this on the wikileaks thread

the ambassador not really getting the inside knowledge

rip whiney g weingarten 03/11 never forget (history mayne), Friday, 3 December 2010 11:18 (fifteen years ago)

VAT going up 2.5% in a bit huh

taste the progressiveness

rip whiney g weingarten 03/11 never forget (history mayne), Friday, 3 December 2010 12:34 (fifteen years ago)

Message from Morrissey.

I would like to, if I may, offer support to Johnny Marr who has spoken out to the media this week against David Cameron. To those who have expressed concern over Johnny's words in view of the fact that David Cameron has pledged immense allegiance to the music of the Smiths, I would like to try to explain why I think Johnny is right not to be flattered.

It is true that music is a universal language – the ONLY universal language, and belongs to all, one way or another. However, with fitting grimness I must report that David Cameron hunts and shoots and kills stags – apparently for pleasure. It was not for such people that either "Meat is Murder" or "The Queen is Dead" were recorded; in fact, they were made as a reaction against such violence.

http://true-to-you.net/morrissey_news_101204_01

James Mitchell, Sunday, 5 December 2010 14:05 (fifteen years ago)

"But I'm cool with him being a Tory cunt"

absinthe of malithe (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 5 December 2010 14:33 (fifteen years ago)

"Also thumbs up on his immigration policy tho I would question whether it goes far enough."

absinthe of malithe (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 5 December 2010 14:34 (fifteen years ago)

I'm a fairly unrepentant meat-eater and I like 'Meat Is Murder' more than most Smiths songs I've heard

Cap.Obv (acoleuthic), Sunday, 5 December 2010 14:36 (fifteen years ago)

dealwithit.gif

Cap.Obv (acoleuthic), Sunday, 5 December 2010 14:36 (fifteen years ago)

i smell a thread opportunity

absinthe of malithe (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 5 December 2010 14:42 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F1G6osCnsbA&feature=player_embedded

Exotic Flavors of the Midwest, available in corn, bacon, or beef (suzy), Monday, 6 December 2010 09:20 (fifteen years ago)

they should have a contest to see who can get away with the most. 'Up next, Cuntid Cuntcuntron.'

Antoine Bugleboy (Merdeyeux), Monday, 6 December 2010 09:26 (fifteen years ago)

Andrew Marr's just done it again trying to explain, as the section of Start the Week where it's come up is providentially about Freudian slips.

Exotic Flavors of the Midwest, available in corn, bacon, or beef (suzy), Monday, 6 December 2010 09:36 (fifteen years ago)

Mr Hunt was interviewed on the programme about his plans for universal broadband provision and how superfast broadband will be delivered in the UK.

Naughtie inadvertently used the first letter of the Culture Secretary's title to replace the 'H' in Mr Hunt's surname.

Right, where's the scrabble?

Mark G, Monday, 6 December 2010 16:03 (fifteen years ago)

Pretty sure Andrew Marr did that deliberately.

Matt DC, Monday, 6 December 2010 16:11 (fifteen years ago)

Obvious joke, I still laughed:

http://imgur.com/cyUpw.png

James Mitchell, Thursday, 9 December 2010 14:37 (fifteen years ago)

LibDem ministerial aide Mike Crockart has resigned over fees.

Matt DC, Thursday, 9 December 2010 16:13 (fifteen years ago)

I don't agree with him at all, but David Willetts can't half hold his own in a debate.

Matt DC, Thursday, 9 December 2010 17:22 (fifteen years ago)

in a creepy way, yes

Jefferson Mansplain (DG), Thursday, 9 December 2010 17:24 (fifteen years ago)

mps back, result imminent

Jefferson Mansplain (DG), Thursday, 9 December 2010 17:36 (fifteen years ago)

They'll get it thru.

Repayments starting at £21,000 p.a. = not exactly megabucks graduates being taxed on their improved earning potential eh?

absinthe of malithe (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 9 December 2010 17:39 (fifteen years ago)

better than £15k, though i guess £15k in 2002 (when i started paying) is more like... £17-18k today

man dem coalition (history mayne), Thursday, 9 December 2010 17:40 (fifteen years ago)

majority of 21

Jefferson Mansplain (DG), Thursday, 9 December 2010 17:41 (fifteen years ago)

wonder how many abstained

man dem coalition (history mayne), Thursday, 9 December 2010 17:42 (fifteen years ago)

Nice to know that new teachers and nurses will be doing their first year for free tho.

Pro tip for school leavers: you can probably be on the management ladder at Tesco by the time you're 22, and it won't cost you 30 grand.

absinthe of malithe (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 9 December 2010 17:42 (fifteen years ago)

Majority down from 84 to 21

Porpoises Rescue Dick Van Dyke (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Thursday, 9 December 2010 17:43 (fifteen years ago)

Pro tip for angry students: if you're fishing round for examples of the ways that society benefits from Universities, probably best leave lawyers off the list.

absinthe of malithe (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 9 December 2010 17:45 (fifteen years ago)


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