Not in the knit-a-granny thread he hasn't :(
― Krampus Interruptus (NickB), Thursday, 25 November 2010 20:22 (fifteen years ago)
ronan/noel on fire. classic material.
― Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 25 November 2010 20:31 (fifteen years ago)
been considering writing a series of letters to public figures in the style of "noel"
― I see what this is (Local Garda), Thursday, 25 November 2010 20:32 (fifteen years ago)
do it, whinetize it, make some cash on a coffee table book. would be well earned.
― Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 25 November 2010 20:33 (fifteen years ago)
whinetize?
― I see what this is (Local Garda), Thursday, 25 November 2010 20:36 (fifteen years ago)
monetize, via the medium of tumblr
― calpolaris (nakhchivan), Thursday, 25 November 2010 20:42 (fifteen years ago)
lol denzel
― calpolaris (nakhchivan), Thursday, 25 November 2010 20:47 (fifteen years ago)
Well played Garu, the boy done great
― Krampus Interruptus (NickB), Friday, 26 November 2010 12:18 (fifteen years ago)
They can censor Garu G but they can't take his gran's flange.
― a fucking stove just fell on my foot. (Colonel Poo), Friday, 26 November 2010 12:33 (fifteen years ago)
Oh shit, they just deleted his post!
― Krampus Interruptus (NickB), Friday, 26 November 2010 12:35 (fifteen years ago)
yeah they deleted another post of his yesterday.
― What are you doing here? (dog latin), Friday, 26 November 2010 12:46 (fifteen years ago)
Australia's deeply annoying Nudie Smoothies have made an exciting move into the world of fruit juices:
http://img109.imageshack.us/img109/7640/photooja.jpg
ugh
― Zing When You're Winning (King Boy Pato), Saturday, 18 December 2010 08:01 (fifteen years ago)
aaaaargh it's like a brutal hybrid of Innocent Smoothies and Aussie Shampoo
probably tastes like one too
― One who would turn all to rodman (acoleuthic), Saturday, 18 December 2010 08:03 (fifteen years ago)
surprisingly it tastes like normal orange juice
only purchased it because the supermarket had it on sale at half price btw
― Zing When You're Winning (King Boy Pato), Saturday, 18 December 2010 08:08 (fifteen years ago)
I'd like to briefly get on my high-horse about Aussie Shampoo btw!!
Those fuckers are all over the tube with their ultra-matey advertising!!
It makes me bloody sick!!!
― One who would turn all to rodman (acoleuthic), Saturday, 18 December 2010 08:09 (fifteen years ago)
I am not aware of 'Aussie Shampoo' but if I was in charge of marketing, the tagline would be "its cool bro we're washing your hair with industrial chemicals".
― Zing When You're Winning (King Boy Pato), Saturday, 18 December 2010 08:11 (fifteen years ago)
Has anyone else tried the limited edition Innocent Christmas sprout smoothie? It's festively yummy and it comes with a little knitted Santa hat.
― James Mitchell, Saturday, 18 December 2010 10:22 (fifteen years ago)
are you TRYING to giving louis an embolism, james?
― this guy ☜ (stevie), Saturday, 18 December 2010 14:27 (fifteen years ago)
i am crying right now
― One who would turn all to rodman (acoleuthic), Saturday, 18 December 2010 14:31 (fifteen years ago)
i believe that's a symptom... call the doc.
― this guy ☜ (stevie), Saturday, 18 December 2010 14:33 (fifteen years ago)
people using sprouts as a "joke" are the same sort of despicable philistines who go "lol 4'33"
― baubles to the wall (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 18 December 2010 14:37 (fifteen years ago)
like sprouts are fucking A and fuiud
Heh, "100% australian owned" shd be a forum ownage jpg
― Pashmina, Saturday, 18 December 2010 17:16 (fifteen years ago)
sprouts are waste
― nakhchivan, Saturday, 18 December 2010 17:24 (fifteen years ago)
this guy ^ knows what's up, sry vague
― One who would turn all to rodman (acoleuthic), Saturday, 18 December 2010 17:40 (fifteen years ago)
this is what happens when cultural pessimism overtakes a man, beset as he is by a longing for some vanished albion of boiled stodge, longlife milk, striking miners, bomb shelters, marc bolan, thomas de quincey, john donne etc
― nakhchivan, Saturday, 18 December 2010 17:50 (fifteen years ago)
dont trust anything that comes from brussels amirite
― indian food 3: electric tandoori (history mayne), Saturday, 18 December 2010 17:53 (fifteen years ago)
hey I did an essay on de Quincey the other day, dude's a real fucken gnostic, smashes the beat poets and most of the Romantics at their own game
― One who would turn all to rodman (acoleuthic), Saturday, 18 December 2010 17:54 (fifteen years ago)
if Innocent had a laudanum smoothie I would approve of their business
― One who would turn all to rodman (acoleuthic), Saturday, 18 December 2010 17:58 (fifteen years ago)
and I would be already dead or living with a hooker trying to learn the complete works of Herodotus
― One who would turn all to rodman (acoleuthic), Saturday, 18 December 2010 17:59 (fifteen years ago)
laudanum smoothie!
could work
could def work
― nakhchivan, Saturday, 18 December 2010 18:06 (fifteen years ago)
Just now on YouTube...
":\This video contains content from Channel 4, who has blocked it in your country on copyright grounds.Sorry about that."
Some thoughts:
a) I live in the UK, so WTF I can't watch a video from a UK TV channel?b) :\ <<< stop that shit now.c) "Sorry about that." <<< fuck offd) FUCKe) OFF
― Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Sunday, 19 December 2010 17:46 (fifteen years ago)
These lot take the biscuit.
http://www.treaclemoon.net/product_images/product_story_ginger_on.jpg
― like an ant to a crumb (DavidM), Sunday, 19 December 2010 18:18 (fifteen years ago)
http://www.treaclemoon.net/product_images/product_story_lemonade_on.jpg
― like an ant to a crumb (DavidM), Sunday, 19 December 2010 18:19 (fifteen years ago)
I can't actually tell from their website what the fuck it is that they make.
― Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Sunday, 19 December 2010 18:20 (fifteen years ago)
Bath and shower gel. My gf has some.
http://www.treaclemoon.net/news.html <- They also encourage their customers to come up with blurbs describing the "fairy tale place" the smell of the bath gel takes them to. The results are horrifying.
― like an ant to a crumb (DavidM), Sunday, 19 December 2010 18:32 (fifteen years ago)
http://www.treaclemoon.net/product_images/stefan_brazzo_aug10.jpg
"I am dreaming, the soft chocolate frothy milk is all around me, swirls of thick chocolate surround my toes, ripples expand revealing my little belly button and gentle waves crash against my silky neck... I awake from my dream and enjoy the rest of my bath in Chocolate Dreams."
― WE HAVE A 15-YEAR-OLD ENROLLED, DON'T HAVE SEX WITH HER (acoleuthic), Sunday, 19 December 2010 18:35 (fifteen years ago)
a furry tale place
― baubles to the wall (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 19 December 2010 18:36 (fifteen years ago)
scat's entertainment...
― Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Sunday, 19 December 2010 18:42 (fifteen years ago)
http://img43.imageshack.us/img43/7225/photome.jpg
"Those languid afternoons spent lying on the sweet-smelling grass beneath the tree catching dappled sunshine on her legs, half reading the book of poems she knew by heart, sipping her cool elderflower cordial and drifting between daydreams.. If the afternoon, and the cordial never ended, she wouldn't have missed the rest of the world."
― smexy fishy hawt joey martin (acoleuthic), Sunday, 19 December 2010 18:47 (fifteen years ago)
:)
― No Wicked Heart Shall Prosper.rar (nakhchivan), Sunday, 19 December 2010 18:49 (fifteen years ago)
what is the website that these essays are being written for
― thomp, Sunday, 19 December 2010 18:53 (fifteen years ago)
woah that dude is crepey
― Zing When You're Winning (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 19 December 2010 20:05 (fifteen years ago)
http://www.youtube.com/innocentdrinksltd
― nathan barlinnie (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 18 January 2011 16:27 (fifteen years ago)
^^^ if that's Pamplemoose you're gonna crash the freakin' board
― I thought I lived in England (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 18 January 2011 16:28 (fifteen years ago)
ah no I've seen that ad, clever of them to go for the eating disorder market
― I thought I lived in England (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 18 January 2011 16:42 (fifteen years ago)
how about just have a fucking banana for 1/10 the price
― progressive cuts (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 18 January 2011 16:44 (fifteen years ago)
and no vat
― caek, Tuesday, 18 January 2011 16:48 (fifteen years ago)
http://innocentdrinks.typepad.com/innocent_drinks/2011/01/impress-your-boss.html#comments
― I see what this is (Local Garda), Thursday, 20 January 2011 21:50 (fifteen years ago)
God bless everyone who has been affected by this.
― Magic Our Maurice! (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 20 January 2011 21:58 (fifteen years ago)