I'm not fucking kidding. http://www.innocentdrinks.co.uk/things_we_make/smoothies/pod/
http://www.innocentdrinks.co.uk/images/drinks/bot_guest_pod.jpg
― pro EVOO sucker (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 23 November 2010 17:15 (fifteen years ago)
A-ha ha ha. I hope their Social Media Guru (I bet they have one, it's exactly the type of company to dick about like that) checks out the pages linking to their blog, too, and reads this thread.
― James Mitchell, Tuesday, 23 November 2010 17:16 (fifteen years ago)
I now appear to be trolling the Innocent Smoothies website. This is what my life has now become.
― Matt DC, Tuesday, 23 November 2010 17:20 (fifteen years ago)
I dunno, Matt. Four pounds for a fruit juice that creates World Peace is a pretty special deal.
Posted by: Jack | November 23, 2010 at 05:18 PM
― Matt DC, Tuesday, 23 November 2010 17:21 (fifteen years ago)
XD
― pro EVOO sucker (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 23 November 2010 17:21 (fifteen years ago)
not me btw
― pro EVOO sucker (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 23 November 2010 17:24 (fifteen years ago)
lol i posted
― caek, Tuesday, 23 November 2010 17:26 (fifteen years ago)
What happened? I'm confused...
― Matt DC, Tuesday, 23 November 2010 17:29 (fifteen years ago)
posted
― I see what this is (Local Garda), Tuesday, 23 November 2010 17:32 (fifteen years ago)
me too, #innocentblog
― pro EVOO sucker (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 23 November 2010 17:34 (fifteen years ago)
oh wait, who the hell
― pro EVOO sucker (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 23 November 2010 17:35 (fifteen years ago)
YOU GUYS EH
wouldn't let me post for some reason, and i've got a now empty can of coke right here
― Noel 1 Kanye 10.0 (blueski), Tuesday, 23 November 2010 17:35 (fifteen years ago)
lol at all of you sounding a bit like rabid daily mail readers (otm tho obv)
― Noel 1 Kanye 10.0 (blueski), Tuesday, 23 November 2010 17:37 (fifteen years ago)
your mum sounds like a daily mail reader
― caek, Tuesday, 23 November 2010 17:38 (fifteen years ago)
harry the banana is furious about big bad mr vat hurting him and his fruity friends!
― I see what this is (Local Garda), Tuesday, 23 November 2010 17:40 (fifteen years ago)
she sure is caek. she suuuuuure is.
― Noel 1 Kanye 10.0 (blueski), Tuesday, 23 November 2010 17:42 (fifteen years ago)
harry the banana better be careful or mr innocent might push him into one of the vats at the factory and make a fucking smoothy out of him.
― James Mitchell, Tuesday, 23 November 2010 17:42 (fifteen years ago)
― joe, Tuesday, 23 November 2010 17:43 (fifteen years ago)
posted again...more ridiculous now...
― I see what this is (Local Garda), Tuesday, 23 November 2010 17:48 (fifteen years ago)
:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
― pro EVOO sucker (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 23 November 2010 17:49 (fifteen years ago)
is one allowed to excelsior from without ILX
― pro EVOO sucker (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 23 November 2010 17:50 (fifteen years ago)
put the word out, if ilx goes down again we are all going to the innocent blog and going on like normal
― goole, Tuesday, 23 November 2010 17:54 (fifteen years ago)
This is glorious.
― Matt DC, Tuesday, 23 November 2010 17:55 (fifteen years ago)
some people on our blog have decided to be negative nathans! media michael is very sad about this and hasn't left his office all day! that's why danny delete has made some mean words disappear!
― I see what this is (Local Garda), Tuesday, 23 November 2010 17:56 (fifteen years ago)
losing my shit here
― pro EVOO sucker (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 23 November 2010 17:57 (fifteen years ago)
omg you guys, well done
― ali-baba-boob-job-bomb.jpg (DJP), Tuesday, 23 November 2010 17:59 (fifteen years ago)
if like our ceo wooly william, you really love innocent and drink them until the cows come home (what cows? we only use fruit in our smoothies!) and you really enjoy our fun approach to bringing you some 100 per cent fruit, then the chances are you are unable to actually chew foods you total fucking cretin.
― I see what this is (Local Garda), Tuesday, 23 November 2010 17:59 (fifteen years ago)
The Social Media Guru obviously rode his Vespa home to Clapham early this afternoon after a good two or three hours hard work brainstorming new brand strategies.
He's going to have a hard time on Thursday morning when he gets back into the office at 11am!
― James Mitchell, Tuesday, 23 November 2010 18:00 (fifteen years ago)
Hang on, they 'has' a Twitter:
@danniiminogue Sorry, just realised the cat in the hat is not your cat. Got excited there. If you'd like one (a hat not a cat) let us know.
― James Mitchell, Tuesday, 23 November 2010 18:02 (fifteen years ago)
lol ronan
― caek, Tuesday, 23 November 2010 18:11 (fifteen years ago)
i think innocent smoothies are fucking delicious. which may around here be the equivalent of saying 'say what you will about the nazis, but they had STYLE.'
― Antoine Bugleboy (Merdeyeux), Tuesday, 23 November 2010 18:23 (fifteen years ago)
Innocent Smoothies are very sad about having to charge VAT on our very expensive yummy smoothies because it means we have to pass it on to all of our customers. We don't want to pay it ourselves because we don't like our money going to schools and hospitals and budget deficits and other nasty things.
It means we have more money to spend on little hats and pictures of flowers and festivals with Kate Nash and yummy treats for our social media consultants, and other nice things!
Posted by: Davey
― Matt DC, Tuesday, 23 November 2010 18:43 (fifteen years ago)
Needs retweeting, get Stephen Fry on the case:
@innocentdrinks But it was not the "government" that decided, but the court that did. it was a court case, not a lobbying campaign
― James Mitchell, Tuesday, 23 November 2010 18:50 (fifteen years ago)
trying to think of other companies in other industries with a similarly precious/entitled/twee aesthetic but legions of ~middle class~ fans etc etc
was this an Arsenal zing?
― a ticker tape of "must not fuck up" (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 23 November 2010 19:09 (fifteen years ago)
lololol
― pro EVOO sucker (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 23 November 2010 19:13 (fifteen years ago)
just hurt my face laughing at the smoothieblog intervention btw, good work gentlemen
― a ticker tape of "must not fuck up" (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 23 November 2010 19:14 (fifteen years ago)
;) xxp
― calpolaris (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 23 November 2010 21:01 (fifteen years ago)
http://images.newmedia.lu/rtl2008.lu/nt/p/2009/12/24/13/129786dfacbacfe70a802c839e319a23.jpeg
this is the least valuable oversized corporate charity cheque ever, right?
― calpolaris (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 23 November 2010 21:18 (fifteen years ago)
Wait does that cheque say 'Alimentary (as in canal) Bank' in French?
― Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Tuesday, 23 November 2010 21:57 (fifteen years ago)
The decimal point in most European countries' number systems functions like a comma in the UK, btw.
― a ticker tape of "must not fuck up" (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 23 November 2010 22:38 (fifteen years ago)
In this case, why not use a colon?
― Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Tuesday, 23 November 2010 22:39 (fifteen years ago)
p sure nakh means moral value
― pro EVOO sucker (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 23 November 2010 22:40 (fifteen years ago)
I realise it was a joek and I feel like the worst kind of pedantic churl tbh
― Ravacious Fortune (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 23 November 2010 22:43 (fifteen years ago)
the worst kind of pedantic .churl
http://www.ilx.ch/
― calpolaris (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 23 November 2010 22:52 (fifteen years ago)
Good work chaps.
― ia! ia! Cartman fthagn! (aldo), Tuesday, 23 November 2010 23:08 (fifteen years ago)
couldn't resist another post, in response to some pro innocent bastards
― I see what this is (Local Garda), Thursday, 25 November 2010 15:33 (fifteen years ago)
lol at whoever posted as stevem
― Noel 1 Kanye 10.0 (blueski), Thursday, 25 November 2010 15:38 (fifteen years ago)
I would set off at around 7.15am each morning to attend to any jobs I had. Fruit.
― Noel 1 Kanye 10.0 (blueski), Thursday, 25 November 2010 15:51 (fifteen years ago)
yeah those last two posts are gr8
― 'The Road'(a hundred less-than signs)'Taken' (bernard snowy), Thursday, 25 November 2010 15:52 (fifteen years ago)