Marijuana: Classic or Dud?

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classic: still being stoned the next ~~morning~~ day, with little to no headache.

― the table is the table, Monday, 14 May 2007 03:28 (nineteen years ago)

But dude he said they put a 1/4 of an O in the brownies!

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 14 May 2007 03:36 (nineteen years ago)

I went to a girl-only birthday party two years ago, ate about five pot brownies. Everyone was wearing crazy party dresses and little hats. I had this blue wig on, I felt like some space person watching an otherworld preschool. One of the 8,942,675 things I get paranoid about on pot: I am convinced everyone's making sexual passes at me, and that made it all the more awkward.

― Abbott, Monday, 14 May 2007 05:28 (nineteen years ago)

Later we all ate chocolate mushrooms but fortunately they kicked in after I went to someone else's house. 'OMG magic how did I end up at taylorb's house?' When it was two houses down.

― Abbott, Monday, 14 May 2007 05:31 (nineteen years ago)

i can empathighs..i went to th hospital on no less than 3 occasions thinking i was "dying" after smoking too much in my 20's...there is nothing quite so humbling as an ambulance ride answering questions to a well meaning EMt whilst having a panic attack.

― danbunny, Monday, 14 May 2007 06:45 (nineteen years ago)

and this is pretty much pre heavy internet use so it wasnt as if I was googling my symptoms or anything..th first time i "bequeathed" my shirt to the ER nurse.

― danbunny, Monday, 14 May 2007 06:48 (nineteen years ago)

<3 u

classic for certain times, places, can't do it all the time, not even every week, and in fact do forget abt it for weeks or months. still, better than alcohol (and its after effects) for me. also, really depends on the strain - some is paranoia bzzz pot, some is chill out weed, etc. it look me many years to discover the joys of the v minor, some wld say old lady but whatevr, dose.

― rrrobyn, Monday, 14 May 2007 13:06 (nineteen years ago)

One of the 8,942,675 things I get paranoid about on pot: I am convinced everyone's making sexual passes at me

I get that way on cocaine, but I don't call it "paranoid."

― kenan, Monday, 14 May 2007 14:29 (nineteen years ago)

i once, when younger, several yrs ago, ate w33d brownies before getting on a plane from vancouver to toronto b/c i thought they'd be better for me than gravol and i'd pass out before the plane left the tarmac. after 45 min to an hour of being unable to move my body and feeling trapped in a metal tube breathing canned over-used air and in total awe/disbelief abt how planes take off and then stay in the sky and wondering how the laws of physics are laws and not just ideas of crazed minds, i passed out for 4 hrs.

still looking for an alternative to gravol

― rrrobyn, Monday, 14 May 2007 14:41 (nineteen years ago)

x post table

oh, i've eaten baked goods before, but i still didn't believe the cop. like, you would know not to split a 1/4 oz between two people if you'd done it before, and even if you made that mistake, you would know you weren't overdosing. like dude!

― lfam, Monday, 14 May 2007 22:39 (nineteen years ago)

it look me many years to discover the joys of the v minor, some wld say old lady but whatevr, dose.

and this is OTM! one time i help prepare a "smokers nouveau" party at school where all the social elite decided that smoking pot was cool again by rolling like a 1/2 O into big joints before the party (and that was just for the chumps who didn't bring their own!). so i was super stoned before the party. then i was even more stoned once it started, and then i got stoned more, and then i was sober. it happened to lots of us. it was a big let down. so i found that the response curve for pot over period of ~8 hours is a parabolic curve, and it doesn't take much to get near the top.

― lfam, Monday, 14 May 2007 22:42 (nineteen years ago)

that was still a pretty fun party

― lfam, Monday, 14 May 2007 22:44 (nineteen years ago)

so not a parabolic curve, but something else. starting slightly below zero, climbing geometrically, falling asymptotically

― lfam, Monday, 14 May 2007 22:45 (nineteen years ago)

does this involve logarithms?

― rrrobyn, Monday, 14 May 2007 23:06 (nineteen years ago)

no actual measurements so no!

― lfam, Monday, 14 May 2007 23:14 (nineteen years ago)

or, rather, i don't know

― lfam, Monday, 14 May 2007 23:14 (nineteen years ago)

A few years ago I was high enough that I spent the duration of a party sitting in a chair grinning at everyone. The host of the party called me "The Resident Laughing Buddha."

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 14 May 2007 23:30 (nineteen years ago)

at least you weren't trying to be invisible

― lfam, Monday, 14 May 2007 23:33 (nineteen years ago)

lol, that just reminded me of this time i got hi with all these kids who went to this terribly snooty boys prep school before a punk concert. my friend in the group got so disengaged and whatnot and sort of sat down and looked at his hand for a while, and then said, "look guys, i'm 3D!" and for the next four years everyone called him 3D-Larry.

he sold some track he made to 50 Cent recently. he's still a moron, tho.

― the table is the table, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 00:28 (nineteen years ago)

Leisure Suit 3D-Larry

― Abbott, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 00:31 (nineteen years ago)

did the party host serve any dr pepper to the resident laughing buddha?

― estela, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 00:38 (nineteen years ago)

Alas, there was no keyboard.

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 00:41 (nineteen years ago)

Man, I know it signifies 'dipshit,' but 3-D Larry is about the best nickname I've ever heard. Half bcz Larry is such a fucking potato name.

― Abbott, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 00:43 (nineteen years ago)

:) xp

― estela, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 00:46 (nineteen years ago)

your hippie parents

― youn, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 00:50 (nineteen years ago)

He's a weird dude. A potato on the outside, but he could make a guitar sing. Before he turned 3-D, even.

But yeah, all the outer trappings of potato. Frat-boy at some southern uni that is very distinguished (forget which).

― the table is the table, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 03:10 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=1f4_1179038976&p=1

Now THAT'S classic!

― Oilyrags, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 23:05 (nineteen years ago)

I have gotten stoned v. few times before. The result of the first time is somewhere on this thread

― Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 01:08 (nineteen years ago)

I wonder if I'm the only person who roots for both Ottawa and Toronto.

― Sundar, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 02:35 (nineteen years ago)

pot=absolute number one motherfucking classic of all time. pretty much unbeatable.

― max, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 02:42 (nineteen years ago)

which is more dud: people who have never drank alcohol and criticize everyone who does, or people who have never gotten high and criticize everyone who has? It's a tossup...

― Z S, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 03:02 (nineteen years ago)

The host of the party called me "The Resident Laughing Buddha."

HAHA He was just being nice.

― kenan, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 03:08 (nineteen years ago)

mary jane = dud. boring, boring, boring.

bigger dud = hanging out with people who are high on it. even more boring, boring, boring.

and it smells like dirty gym socks.

― Gukbe, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 03:10 (nineteen years ago)

your mom's face smells like dirty gym socks you gay baby

― iiiijjjj, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 03:44 (nineteen years ago)

Gukbe = bob faget

― am0n, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 04:14 (nineteen years ago)

five months pass...

lol @ pre-fitness cutty

― gershy, Thursday, 1 November 2007 06:27 (eighteen years ago)

i smoke tough and am fit as fuck if u wanna fight it's on

― jergïns, Thursday, 1 November 2007 07:01 (eighteen years ago)

i still smoeks

― cutty, Thursday, 1 November 2007 09:46 (eighteen years ago)

About as dud as dud gets

― Tom D., Thursday, 1 November 2007 09:47 (eighteen years ago)

that's cool so are all of your posts!

― strgn, Thursday, 1 November 2007 10:33 (eighteen years ago)

Who are you?

― Tom D., Thursday, 1 November 2007 10:34 (eighteen years ago)

Oh right yeah, I think I know who you are but I never read anything you post, so I can't come back with a smart zinger, sorry

― Tom D., Thursday, 1 November 2007 10:36 (eighteen years ago)

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― burt_stanton, Thursday, 1 November 2007 12:32 (eighteen years ago)

Tom, take a hit and chill the fuck out.

― dan m, Thursday, 1 November 2007 13:07 (eighteen years ago)

Classic, but I would weigh 900 pounds if I did it all the time.

― Bill Magill, Thursday, 1 November 2007 14:01 (eighteen years ago)

tom, strgn, i dont know who any of you are!

― chaki, Thursday, 1 November 2007 16:54 (eighteen years ago)

Has anyone else switched over to the clear cellulose rollies?

― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Thursday, 1 November 2007 17:05 (eighteen years ago)

And yet I know who you are! (xp)

― Tom D., Thursday, 1 November 2007 17:07 (eighteen years ago)

Has anyone else switched over to the clear cellulose rollies?

-- The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Thursday, November 1, 2007 9:05 AM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

I love these things! They burn nicely and evenly with no runs. They need to make longer and wider ones, though.

― Lolpez, Thursday, 1 November 2007 17:13 (eighteen years ago)

once you figure out the nuances of rolling with them, they're great, eh!?
the one annoying thing is how they go out as soon as you ignore it for a few seconds.

― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Thursday, 1 November 2007 17:15 (eighteen years ago)

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