Great Real Names

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for the longest time it didn't even come to mind that Ismael Klata may have been his real name. Almost too elegant, too lapidary and shapely to be real.

Antoine Bugleboy (Merdeyeux), Friday, 19 November 2010 19:46 (fifteen years ago)

totally

samosa gibreel, Sunday, 21 November 2010 02:41 (fifteen years ago)

it's really mustical and perfect

― samosa gibreel, Friday, November 19, 2010 12:43 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

this was a typo but i stand by it

samosa gibreel, Sunday, 21 November 2010 02:41 (fifteen years ago)

man i created this account when i was seventeen & a big idiot and altho sometimes i really abhor it, there is definitely something mustical going on here too tbh

samosa gibreel, Sunday, 21 November 2010 02:43 (fifteen years ago)

.....you mean your name isn't Samosa?

twisted sister hazel dickens (Stevie D(eux)), Sunday, 21 November 2010 04:19 (fifteen years ago)

My mom swears she knew a girl growing up named Ophelia Balls.

jeevves, Sunday, 21 November 2010 04:21 (fifteen years ago)

Albion Urdank

calpolaris (nakhchivan), Friday, 26 November 2010 02:31 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0341413/

.\ /. (dayo), Sunday, 28 November 2010 14:55 (fifteen years ago)

Whitman is married to Griffith Harsh IV, a neurosurgeon at Stanford University Medical Center.[15]

calpolaris (nakhchivan), Sunday, 28 November 2010 18:02 (fifteen years ago)

Both Andreas Pfister and Lucaz Bigwood are in my company's employ, the latter of whom looks like a henchman from the Lethal Weapon series.

a le tiss faux-cunt (Upt0eleven), Monday, 29 November 2010 12:53 (fifteen years ago)

i've prob posted this on here or the other 10 great real names threads but for the new decade...i knew a girl called JEAN POOLE

I see what this is (Local Garda), Monday, 29 November 2010 13:05 (fifteen years ago)

Cameron Munter is not

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01503/samantha-cameron_1503037c.jpg

but is, in fact, the US ambassador to Pakistan.

Exotic Flavors of the Midwest, available in corn, bacon, or beef (suzy), Monday, 29 November 2010 16:54 (fifteen years ago)

Here in Ireland we have a Judge Barry White....

'I sentence you to lo-o-o-o-o-ve'

sonofstan, Friday, 10 December 2010 13:04 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.cadi29.de/autogramme/fussballf/Fanni_Vago.jpg

nax arrrrrgh (nakhchivan), Friday, 17 December 2010 22:49 (fifteen years ago)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goodluck_Jonathan

I mean Emma Watson Premier League fit (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 17 December 2010 22:53 (fifteen years ago)

Trufax: 12 of us are stood in some blinding heat waiting for a bus and one bloke (whose name was not Jonathan) went a bit bonkers and claimed to be the president of Nigeria. I said 'good luck, Jonathan!' ONE person got it.

I mean Emma Watson Premier League fit (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 17 December 2010 22:56 (fifteen years ago)

Swear to god, I just made a flyer for a health lecture being given by a Dr. WANG and a Dr. CHUNG. My suggestion to headline the event "Everybody: Wang, Chung tonight!" has been ignored thus far.

Darin, Friday, 17 December 2010 23:03 (fifteen years ago)

Acting Inspector Luke Manhood, Tasmania Police

舔我的阳物 (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 30 December 2010 09:28 (fifteen years ago)

Luminiţa Ruxandra Solcan

deejeuner sur l'herb (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 11 January 2011 14:39 (fifteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

Hahahahahaha there's a dude in this office named just!n b!3ber, omfg feel sorry for this guy

emma goldbond (San Te), Wednesday, 26 January 2011 16:43 (fifteen years ago)

Wait is he the same as

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs1360.snc4/163276_10100297859883289_8832499_59488429_7899055_n.jpg

???

vienn?tta (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 26 January 2011 16:51 (fifteen years ago)

Lol naw

emma goldbond (San Te), Wednesday, 26 January 2011 16:57 (fifteen years ago)

http://insider.espn.go.com/ncf/recruiting/player/_/id/108571/wonderful-terry

lilwayne.quizrewards4u.com (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 30 January 2011 20:04 (fifteen years ago)

The Jeopardy champion of the past few nights is named Eureka Nutt. (She lost yesterday though)

franny glass, Wednesday, 2 February 2011 23:12 (fifteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

P3t3r Buckst@ff

rendezvous then i'm through with HOOS (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 18 February 2011 20:37 (fifteen years ago)

Went to middle school/high school with

Locksley Cre@ry
Sinqu@r Childress

jaymc, Wednesday, 23 February 2011 13:32 (fifteen years ago)

Had an actual Mike Hunt as a science teacher

the most cuddlesome bug that ever was borned (James Morrison), Wednesday, 23 February 2011 22:26 (fifteen years ago)

Guy on a quiz show's name was Qu'ron; no last name given but that was awesome.

I always thought one of the greatest names would be "Fredlinda"

frogbs, Wednesday, 23 February 2011 23:08 (fifteen years ago)

Meant to be meeting a Madam Poon tomorrow.

Madchen, Thursday, 24 February 2011 09:00 (fifteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

Last name of the owner of the thai restaurant up the street is Pornphiriawang (or something very close).

kkvgz, Wednesday, 16 March 2011 14:35 (fifteen years ago)

Reader in Philosophy at the LSE - Dr. R0man Fr1gg

I'm Street but I Know my Roots (sonofstan), Wednesday, 23 March 2011 20:09 (fifteen years ago)

seen on claim histories at work: DR GROSSWEINER

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, 30 March 2011 21:19 (fifteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

There are 1 people with the name Atomic Torosian in the United States

Some other race (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 26 April 2011 19:58 (fifteen years ago)

theres a kid at school whos last name is holiday

brodie, Wednesday, 27 April 2011 01:21 (fifteen years ago)

Related to Cecily Holiday (upthread) I wonder?

Madchen, Wednesday, 27 April 2011 06:26 (fifteen years ago)

i dont know

brodie, Wednesday, 27 April 2011 06:27 (fifteen years ago)

maybe his family owns the holiday inn and he could help you get your dream job.

estela, Wednesday, 27 April 2011 06:54 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.baltimoresun.com/news/maryland/bs-md-umd-student-death-20110426,0,3607990.story

"It's wide open at this point," said Capt. Misty Mints, a Prince George's police spokeswoman. "They are looking at any and all possibilities."

kkvgz, Wednesday, 27 April 2011 13:37 (fifteen years ago)

Albert Einstein's second wife's mother was called Fanny Koch.

Madchen, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 16:06 (fifteen years ago)

No father-in-law, right?

finish with a fast piston pump (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 21:03 (fifteen years ago)

one month passes...

Jock Mendoza-Wilson.

Madchen, Thursday, 9 June 2011 09:27 (fifteen years ago)

T3ddy C4det (customer in my store a few weeks ago)

cheese wiz khalifa (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 9 June 2011 13:26 (fifteen years ago)

Dr. Roger Challop, MD

Terje Chocolate Orange (seandalai), Thursday, 9 June 2011 15:38 (fifteen years ago)

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lk4f0cCi4q1qd6fyk.gif

razvan rat

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:WhiteAmericanFolks.jpg (nakhchivan), Thursday, 16 June 2011 18:22 (fourteen years ago)

Went on Clement and 25th in San Francisco and there is a dentist named Harry Jew on the corner there.

svend, Thursday, 16 June 2011 18:42 (fourteen years ago)

Phone call at work the other day from M3rlin Cup!d.

ailsa, Thursday, 16 June 2011 20:41 (fourteen years ago)

I knows there's quite a few people called this, but I like it.
http://www.stefanwolff.com/

i can't, i won't (Ned Trifle II), Thursday, 16 June 2011 21:04 (fourteen years ago)

There's a player for the A's whose name is Josh Outman, pretty baller name for a pitcher

frogbs, Thursday, 16 June 2011 21:06 (fourteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/85o0p.png

модный хипстер (ShariVari), Saturday, 18 June 2011 18:09 (fourteen years ago)

called someone at work named Thorsd3n G. Pr!ck

corey, Saturday, 18 June 2011 18:19 (fourteen years ago)


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