I was looking through one of the 30 Rock quotes sites and realized that though we tend to post the absurdist gems here, like more than half of the jokes are these social commentary things like "young people don't vote, it interferes with our talking about ourselves" or "I love award shows. They tell me how much to care about different dead celebrities."
― President Keyes, Wednesday, 17 November 2010 23:27 (fifteen years ago)
BALES UP YOU MICKS
― JIMMY MOD THE SACK MASTER (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Friday, 19 November 2010 01:34 (fifteen years ago)
Don't worry about getting to your point, I'm going to live forever.
― Johnny Fever, Friday, 19 November 2010 01:35 (fifteen years ago)
^ my new favorite thing to say.
I would experiment with THAT girl
― JIMMY MOD THE SACK MASTER (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Friday, 19 November 2010 01:41 (fifteen years ago)
Tracy: Parties are like frisbees. If you throw them the wrong way, they'll veer off in a bad direction, and then your kid will fall into a quarry.Liz: What?Tracy: Don't throw a party for vengence. It will turn on you... like your wife, after your kid has fallen into a quarry.
― Telephoneface (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 19 November 2010 01:47 (fifteen years ago)
lol OH NO SHE'S UNHINGING HER JAW
― Johnny Fever, Friday, 19 November 2010 01:57 (fifteen years ago)
I love the way he pronounces quarry.
― muus lääv? :D muus dut :( (Telephone thing), Friday, 19 November 2010 02:25 (fifteen years ago)
this. was. the. best. episode.
― undervalued aerosmith memorabilia I have appraised (bernard snowy), Friday, 19 November 2010 03:53 (fifteen years ago)
!!!!!
Over the last couple weeks I watched all the episodes of this show for the first time. Why the fuck wasn't I watching this years ago? It is so fucking funny!
― Stop Non-Erotic Cabaret (Abbbottt), Friday, 19 November 2010 03:56 (fifteen years ago)
did u not know it was 'supposed 2 b rly good'? or u knew and were just 'being cynical'?
― undervalued aerosmith memorabilia I have appraised (bernard snowy), Friday, 19 November 2010 04:05 (fifteen years ago)
I'd seen the first four episodes on DVD and <3ed them, but I didn't have TV channels and I never made the time to catch up on it. Unemployed for months + Netflix watch instantly made it happen.
― Stop Non-Erotic Cabaret (Abbbottt), Friday, 19 November 2010 04:13 (fifteen years ago)
hooray for netflix! hooray for abbott!! hooray for 30 rock!!!
― undervalued aerosmith memorabilia I have appraised (bernard snowy), Friday, 19 November 2010 04:19 (fifteen years ago)
(boo for unemployed but u know what it do)
WAIT. WU-TANG.
― JIMMY MOD THE SACK MASTER (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Friday, 19 November 2010 05:19 (fifteen years ago)
I have been unemployed for months, but have managed to successfully hold onto all my tv channels (pry them from my cold dead hands, etc, etc).
― underrated dylan bootlegs I have inadvertently given away (KMS), Friday, 19 November 2010 05:21 (fifteen years ago)
OH GOD SHE MEANS THE PIZZA
― Nhex, Friday, 19 November 2010 07:48 (fifteen years ago)
mexican poncho's
― Mark Chmuras Hot Tub Crime Machine (chrisv2010), Friday, 19 November 2010 14:03 (fifteen years ago)
Charade, Schedule, Vase
― "I am a fairly respected poster." (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 19 November 2010 14:14 (fifteen years ago)
Lemon, lesbian Frankenstein wants her shoes back
Rollin' with my homey, me and Jackie D. Bitches gettin' ready for a sex party
what was the other one that i died laughing when the microwave was malfunctioning and Jack said "end time PIZZA" or something.
― Mark Chmuras Hot Tub Crime Machine (chrisv2010), Friday, 19 November 2010 15:20 (fifteen years ago)
― President Keyes, Wednesday, November 17, 2010 6:27 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
yeah they've gotten really good at sneaking these kind of devastating truth bombs into all the silliness without sounding preachy at all
― ethnic slizzur (some dude), Friday, 19 November 2010 15:31 (fifteen years ago)
"That is actually MY thoughtful window staring place. Visitors can go over here."
30 Rock is the best when it totally avoids story arcs like it has for the past few weeks, imho.
― Darin, Friday, 19 November 2010 15:46 (fifteen years ago)
Yeah, this show is on fire this season.
― "I am a fairly respected poster." (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 19 November 2010 15:47 (fifteen years ago)
Ogbert 'Tracy' Jordan went on to invent a new kind of borkulator.
― sleepingbag, Friday, 19 November 2010 22:38 (fifteen years ago)
I was trying to Google myself "30 rock microwave vijay" and the fifth result I get is "Black Golfer Vijay Singh Uses Satan Powers | ChristWire".
― Ou sont les cankles d'antan? (Leee), Saturday, 20 November 2010 04:14 (fifteen years ago)
"end time PIZZA"
I would totally open up a pizza place called End Times Pizza
― Stockhausen's Helicopter Quartet (Elvis Telecom), Saturday, 20 November 2010 04:37 (fifteen years ago)
So good it'll call down the Anti-Christ.
― Ou sont les cankles d'antan? (Leee), Saturday, 20 November 2010 04:54 (fifteen years ago)
Shotgunning pizza: maybe my loudest shouty laughing ever!
Loved this. Any excuse to sneak in a Tracy Jordan "quaaarr-y", lolol
― That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Saturday, 20 November 2010 04:59 (fifteen years ago)
Lizard
― That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Saturday, 20 November 2010 05:00 (fifteen years ago)
"Oh, really? That's how much time is left? Pizza?"
― James Mitchell, Saturday, 20 November 2010 21:36 (fifteen years ago)
OMG Jack and Pete singing "Aqualung".
― EveningStar (Sund4r), Sunday, 21 November 2010 04:53 (fifteen years ago)
LOLed hard at Lutz: "I told them not to do it. Come on, Jack, let's get out of here."
― congratulations (n/a), Sunday, 21 November 2010 05:16 (fifteen years ago)
YES
― BIG MUFFIN (gbx), Sunday, 21 November 2010 05:31 (fifteen years ago)
I've been a GE man for 25 years and a GE woman for one week of corporate espionage at Revlon.
― on the cusp of eligibility (Ned Trifle II), Sunday, 21 November 2010 10:10 (fifteen years ago)
"Your names all sound the same to us, John Donovan."
"You all sound the same to us, Jock Dungaree."
― xtc ep, etc (xp) (ledge), Sunday, 21 November 2010 10:43 (fifteen years ago)
Those microwave techs had some of the best lines in that episode...or ever.
― dan selzer, Sunday, 21 November 2010 17:34 (fifteen years ago)
alright are we racist or...do they seriously all look alike?
― overtheseas aeroplanes I have flown (k3vin k.), Sunday, 21 November 2010 17:36 (fifteen years ago)
(from memory there)
― overtheseas aeroplanes I have flown (k3vin k.), Sunday, 21 November 2010 17:37 (fifteen years ago)
yeah, that episode was just unbelievably funny. i watched it twice within a three hour period yesterday, and both times, i was dying.
― Honey, I squirted jizz all over the baby (the table is the table), Sunday, 21 November 2010 19:35 (fifteen years ago)
just realized the joke re jacks voice recording is abt how irl baldwin narrates everything in the world
― ice cr?m, Monday, 22 November 2010 03:37 (fifteen years ago)
Nice shot at Thomas the Tank Engine.
Also, when Liz folds and picks up the pizza like she'd done it a million times before, my wife and I were DYING.
― schwantz, Monday, 22 November 2010 16:47 (fifteen years ago)
Werewolf Bar Mitzvah RAC mix
― Gukbe, Sunday, 28 November 2010 21:39 (fifteen years ago)
:D
― Stop Non-Erotic Cabaret (Abbbottt), Sunday, 28 November 2010 23:10 (fifteen years ago)
Godzila -- with one L for copyright reasons.
― JIMMY MOD THE SACK MASTER (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Friday, 3 December 2010 01:36 (fifteen years ago)
I liked the tiny air quotes for lemon's life.
― I will always think of you, while (quite) fondly, myself (Evan), Friday, 3 December 2010 01:37 (fifteen years ago)
I might start calling myself Señor Mexico.
― Lightning Is For Babies (Johnny Fever), Friday, 3 December 2010 01:38 (fifteen years ago)
so.....it's......decided....
― overtheseas aeroplanes I have flown (k3vin k.), Friday, 3 December 2010 01:49 (fifteen years ago)
30 Rock continues to KILL IT this year.
― Lightning Is For Babies (Johnny Fever), Friday, 3 December 2010 01:49 (fifteen years ago)
OMG that might be my dream restaurant! Lol
"What's your theme? Not enough tables?"
― Square-Panted Sponge Robert (VegemiteGrrrl), Friday, 3 December 2010 05:33 (fifteen years ago)