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Gies yer Jaekit

― jed_ (jed), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 02:05 (twenty-one years ago)

I didn't know Ailsa was a 'teuchter'. Is anybody else a 'teuchter'?

― Puddin'Head Miller (PJ Miller), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 10:23 (twenty-one years ago)

come on glasgow, six cheeseburgers!

― cºzen (Cozen), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 12:59 (twenty-one years ago)

I watched the polar bears on BBC1 last night, & thought of RJG

― Mooro (Mooro), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 20:38 (twenty-one years ago)

: )

― RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 22:14 (twenty-one years ago)

(|I|)

― RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 22:15 (twenty-one years ago)

> > > > You know you've been living in Glasgow too long when..........
> > > >
> > > > 1. YOU SAY "PI$H" ALL THE TIME!
> > > >
> > > > 2. YOU SAY "AYE" ALL THE TIME!
> > > >
> > > > 3. YOU END SENTENCES WITH "MAN"
> > > >
> > > > 4. YOU THINK McEWANS LAGER IS GREAT, IGNORING THE FACT IT
"TASTES OF
> > > > PISH MAN"
> > > >
> > > > 5. YOU GET AN URGE TO DECK EVERYBODY YOU MEET.
> > > >
> > > > 6. YOU DECK EVERYBODY YOU MEET.
> > > >
> > > > 7. PEOPLE SEEM TO BE SCARED OF YOU WHEN YOU TELL THEM WHERE
YOU'RE
> > FROM.
> > > >
> > > > 8. YOU AUTOMATICALLY GET THE URGE TO KILL ON HEARING THE WORDS
> > > > "EDINBURGH" OR "ENGLAND"
> > > >
> > > > ARE YOU LIVING TOO CLOSE TO GLASGOW? THE TELL TALE SIGNS ARE:
> > > >
> > > > 1. YOUR MISSUS HAS A POSTER OF ANDY GORAM SMILING.
> > > >
> > > > 2. YOU LET YOUR 12 YEAR OLD DAUGHTER SMOKE AT THE DINNER TABLE
IN
> > FRONT
> > > > OF HER KIDS.
> > > >
> > > > 3. YOU'VE BEEN MARRIED THREE TIMES AND STILL HAVE THE SAME
IN-LAWS.
> > > >
> > > > 4. YOU THINK A WOMAN'S "OUT OF YOUR LEAGUE" BECAUSE SHE ASKS FOR
A
> > GLASS
> > > > WITH HER TENNENTS SUPER.
> > > >
> > > > 5. THE PHRASE "THUNDERBIRDS ARE GO!" REMINDS YOU THE OFF-LICENSE
HAS
> > > > JUST OPENED.
> > > >
> > > > 6. YOU WISH YOUR TOILET WAS AS CLEAN AS THE ONE IN THE BUS
STATION.
> > > >
> > > > 7. AT LEAST ONE MEMBER OF YOUR FAMILY HAS DIED RIGHT AFTER
SAYING
> > "HEY,
> > > > WATCH THIS!"
> > > >
> > > > 8. YOU THINK DOM PERIGNON IS A MAFIA LEADER
> > > >
> > > > 9. YOUR WIFE'S HAIRDO IS RUINED BY A CEILING FAN.
> > > >
> > > > 10. ONE (OR MORE) OF YOUR KIDS WAS CONCEIVED ON A PUB POOL
TABLE.
> > > >
> > > > 11. YOUR BACK DOOR COAL BUNKER IS IDEAL FOR THE ROTTWEILER TO
RAISE
> > ITS
> > > > PUPS.
> > > >
> > > > 12. YOU ONLY NEED ONE MORE STAMP ON YOUR CARD TO GET A FREEBIE
AT
> > TAM'S
> > > > TATTOOS
> > > >
> > > > 13. YOU CANT GET MARRIED TO YOUR CHILDHOOD SWEETHEART BECAUSE OF
THE
> > > > CURRENT BESTIALITY LAWS.
> > > >
> > > > 14. YOU THINK "LOADING THE DISHWASHER" MEANS GETTING YOUR MISSUS

> > PISHED.
> > > >
> > > > AND FINALLY.....
> > > >
> > > > 15. THE SOUNDTRACK ON YOUR WEDDING VIDEO ENDS WITH THE
LOUDHAILER
> > > > MESSAGE: "THIS IS THE POLIS!"
> > > >
> > > >

― Puddin'Head Miller (PJ Miller), Thursday, 2 December 2004 17:37 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm moving.

― Ally C (Ally C), Thursday, 2 December 2004 17:47 (twenty-one years ago)

can I come to glasgow on friday?

― cºzen (Cozen), Thursday, 2 December 2004 20:54 (twenty-one years ago)

three weeks pass...

I last tried Glasgow over 6 months ago. I wish I were going there again soon, like Sally is.

Here are some pictures from the last visit (apologies for non-topicality):

http://uk.pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/[email protected]/album?.dir=cedc

― Mooro (Mooro), Friday, 24 December 2004 12:53 (twenty-one years ago)

They are very good, those pictures.

I like the one, where a quiff protrudes into the corner of the frame, but its owner is nowhere to be seen.

Does RJG work in an ironmonger's?

― Puddin'Head Miller (PJ Miller), Friday, 24 December 2004 13:40 (twenty-one years ago)

Several billion posts up there, Miss Madchen suggested that Mr Ailsa should apply for a job. Mrs Ailsa is pleased to report that Mr Ailsa has been selected for interview.

Merry Christmas Glasgow xx

― ailsa (ailsa), Friday, 24 December 2004 17:32 (twenty-one years ago)

I keep getting bigger.

― RJG (RJG), Friday, 24 December 2004 20:45 (twenty-one years ago)

Merry Christmas you cheeky monkeys. I'm totally bored already.

― KeithW (kmw), Friday, 24 December 2004 21:11 (twenty-one years ago)

Yay Mr Ailsa!! *crosses fingers*

― Madchen (Madchen), Saturday, 25 December 2004 10:17 (twenty-one years ago)

You glaikit sumph, Keith!

― Puddin'Head Miller (PJ Miller), Saturday, 25 December 2004 10:20 (twenty-one years ago)

Apparently it snowed in Glasgow yesterday. Which was nice. Especially for Stephen, who placed a bet (at 6-1) on that happening back in October.

So ker-ching for him today!

― Mooro (Mooro), Sunday, 26 December 2004 12:13 (twenty-one years ago)

lucky him!

ph as v, though?

― RJG (RJG), Sunday, 26 December 2004 14:31 (twenty-one years ago)

Y, e, s, to ph, rather than, v.

― Mooro (Mooro), Monday, 27 December 2004 01:49 (twenty-one years ago)

two weeks pass...

http://www.jointhedots.tk/

― Madchen (Madchen), Monday, 10 January 2005 13:54 (twenty-one years ago)

wow i know not of this band's formation nor their appearence at the winchester club. now i'm sad that i've missed their debut show.

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 10 January 2005 14:27 (twenty-one years ago)

I think somebody should Report Back on the Doctor Doc gig.

― Jerry the Nipper (Jerrynipper), Monday, 10 January 2005 14:35 (twenty-one years ago)

It's Doctor Cock.

― Madchen (Madchen), Monday, 10 January 2005 16:01 (twenty-one years ago)

(S. Murdoch has not been so excited about a band since The Rapture)

― Madchen (Madchen), Monday, 10 January 2005 16:35 (twenty-one years ago)

I wonder what his favourite band was, then.

― RJG (RJG), Monday, 10 January 2005 16:42 (twenty-one years ago)

The computer has eaten my breathlessly excited contribution to this thread.

― Puddin'Head Miller (PJ Miller), Monday, 10 January 2005 17:38 (twenty-one years ago)

I stood next to Alex Kapranos at the Woody after the Doctor Spock gig. Except he didn't arrive in time to see Ally. Shame on him. He missed some spectacularly out-of-tune guitaring and some arse wiggling (it got much better though). He's also much shorter than he looks, and in need of a shave. Not the dapper young man I think he thought was.

I will be out of the country the next time D2D play, which is rather a shame. I would maybe have become their stalker or something otherwise.

― ailsa (ailsa), Monday, 10 January 2005 17:42 (twenty-one years ago)

I walked past the cathedral last night where the next gig will take place. I burst out laughing. I think I said 'fucking hell' out loud.

It is very big.

― Ally C (Ally C), Monday, 10 January 2005 17:46 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh, AND - Winchester sold out for the first time ever! 300 bodies crammed together! A strangely fitting occasion, I suppose.

― Ally C (Ally C), Monday, 10 January 2005 17:51 (twenty-one years ago)

Winchester Cathedral.

― Mooro (Mooro), Monday, 10 January 2005 19:09 (twenty-one years ago)

Ally, Lucy has just said that "dot to dot are the most exciting band since the Rapture" on the Winchester club list... Who said it first, her; you; mental man Murdoch? Is it just coincidence. I think the Rapture are rubbish.

― KeithW (kmw), Monday, 10 January 2005 21:28 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't like The Rapture much myself. Murdoch, apparently, said it first. Maybe he doesn't like Ther Rapture either and that was his point.

― Ally C (Ally C), Tuesday, 11 January 2005 00:52 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm sure not Ally. I just found out you're in the band. I take it that's wee Patrick singing. Glad to hear it went well. Will come and see you when you play and I'm better.

― KeithW (kmw), Tuesday, 11 January 2005 00:58 (twenty-one years ago)

Damnation, I missed the programme about Lincoln Cathedral last night.

I prefer Big Audio Dynamite to The Rapture. Both bands feature references to horses on tracks, I think.

― Puddin'Head Miller (PJ Miller), Tuesday, 11 January 2005 10:01 (twenty-one years ago)

Did Ally C wear Mooro's RAF jacket?

― Puddin'Head Miller (PJ Miller), Tuesday, 11 January 2005 10:01 (twenty-one years ago)

Lincoln was good. There were crappy collapsing rose windows and a mad swan.

― Madchen (Madchen), Tuesday, 11 January 2005 10:53 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm saving the RAF jacket for when I play at the RAF club. February 18th.

― Ally C (Ally C), Tuesday, 11 January 2005 21:33 (twenty-one years ago)

Good God, you get around.

― ailsa (ailsa), Tuesday, 11 January 2005 21:36 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm BRAIN WILSON!

― Ally C (Ally C), Tuesday, 11 January 2005 21:39 (twenty-one years ago)

indeed you are

― ailsa (ailsa), Tuesday, 11 January 2005 21:40 (twenty-one years ago)

black bunny on friday?

― jed_ (jed), Tuesday, 11 January 2005 21:45 (twenty-one years ago)

Where, this time?

― Ally C (Ally C), Tuesday, 11 January 2005 21:48 (twenty-one years ago)

oh!

― cºzen (Cozen), Tuesday, 11 January 2005 21:58 (twenty-one years ago)

Glasgow! Home of Optimo! Requires further study, yes.

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Tuesday, 11 January 2005 22:00 (twenty-one years ago)

I have to write.

― RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 11 January 2005 22:11 (twenty-one years ago)

Glasgow is windy. I think my windys are coming in.

― Ally C (Ally C), Tuesday, 11 January 2005 22:14 (twenty-one years ago)

they come in draughty and more draughty. what a choice.

― RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 11 January 2005 22:20 (twenty-one years ago)

It's windy here too. I think the whole country may be razed to the ground by the morning. Best protect and survive.

― KeithW (kmw), Tuesday, 11 January 2005 22:21 (twenty-one years ago)

here it's windy.

― cºzen (Cozen), Tuesday, 11 January 2005 22:23 (twenty-one years ago)

My Mum phoned me at work to tell me to beware of wind. I promised her I would also put on a vest and eat properly.

― Madchen (Madchen), Tuesday, 11 January 2005 22:24 (twenty-one years ago)

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