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i mean, really fucking weird. this 14-year-old named TOGEPENIS reblogs it, and within a minute or two NINE people have reblogged it from him. Which means this kid is basically like the guy that Malcolm Gladwell ran into that inspired The Tipping Point. So now I have to follow 14-year-old TOGEPENIS to entice him to follow me, because if I can get him to follow me then it's like high % tipping point whenever he reblogs me.

delete internet, i am spooked

honestly? you lost me at "TOGEPENIS"

"ihatezachwithaburningpassion reblogged this from kimmiethefuckingsquid"

have to admit that I did a doubletake when I read that (the first part), and was really worried that a particular ex had joined tumblr

That purple/yellow planet gif is fantastic!

371!

thanks! I felt stupid the second I finished it, though, because I realized the sun in the middle was also yellow, and in fact more yellow than the "yellow planet"!

yellow/purple is like the most underused contrasting color combo imo
really cool and evocative in that gif
which is also a funny gif!

xpost

yep, as a reality check I posted an old one a minute ago to see if I get more than 2 notes:

http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lbsi0eGoHt1qdmmiqo1_500.gif

uh...oops! well THAT's not going to do well! I meant

http://s3.amazonaws.com/data.tumblr.com/tumblr_lbsi0eGoHt1qdmmiqo1_1280.gif?AWSAccessKeyId=0RYTHV9YYQ4W5Q3HQMG2&Expires=1289681880&Signature=Z9Ql%2Btw6tyyD7m%2BrJfnpBUiU7ak%3D

yellow/purple is like the most underused contrasting color combo imo

I have the worst eye for color combos...so last weekend I bought this awesome book!

http://i53.tinypic.com/29wp9g4.jpg
Color Index 2

It has a bunch of attractive color combos and their RGB/CMYK codes. And one of the color combos it had was the one I used in the planets. So basically I have no idea what I'm doing but I can sorta follow instructions. :-/

i always wanted to know who the internet's answer to faith popcorn was and now we know it is togepenis.

not only that, but he won't follow me back! the only thing worse than making the conscious decision to follow togepenis is to get rejected by togepenis

maybe there is another path.
kanye is tight with aziz ansari
aziz always posts embarrassing stuff about his brother, therefore:
make an animated gif of aziz's brother, and in three weeks you will be producing kanye's next album.

just thinking of ways to cut out the middle-penis.

xpost

cant fault that logic bomb

1-800-MY-MOHEL

that's actually not a bad idea! in tribute to all of the 14-year-olds who have taken chosen to reblog my image, along with 92 other pictures that they also liked today, I hereby name this evil plan:

togepenisdeathbyanalfissures

http://i54.tinypic.com/j8mz9v.gif

same color scheme, but probably with less sexy results (I somehow passed 1000 last night! but the reblog momentum is gone)

whoa

whooooooops, better version:

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lbu2fbPlrD1qdmmiqo1_r1_500.gif

when universitys start offering moving.gif classes in 5 years that one's gonna be on every syllabus

it's gorgeous

muuuuuuuuuuuuuuy

holy shit that's awesome

<3

November 12, 2010 • wave crushing disappointment follow-up back to 0-2 notes rock over chicago wheaties breakfast of champions pontiac real driving excitement lake gif animated gif animation originalz barrylutz

lold at this

and then sadly,
http://i55.tinypic.com/2diq2xh.jpg

horse animation is rad

it's gorgeous

― the tune is space, Saturday, November 13, 2010 12:48 PM (3 hours ago)

that is a perfect gif

http://i54.tinypic.com/5nvne0.jpg

The horse one = you just cracked it wide open

(braggin 2010) I was pretty happy with it too, tbh, but on tumblr it has 1/1541th the reblogs as the creepy cat ladies one. Only one person reblogged the horse one, and it was a blog about horses.
:/

for bonus points try to say "1/1541th" outloud

*head in hands*

I feel like this calls out for your treatment:

http://meetingeuropeanmen.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/Cahoon.Cover_.04-09-10-FINAL.jpg

hahahahaha

I'll give it a shot tomorrow night :)

I reblogged yr water gif in order to see if any of my followers would reblog it. For some reason people are still reblogging a painting I uploaded, and not even a particularly notable one. I don't know what people want.

Great guide for both foreign and domestic men!, October 26, 2010
By Judith Johnson "JJ" (Memphis, TN) - See all my reviews
(VINE VOICE) (REAL NAME)
This review is from: The Single Girl's Guide to Meeting European Men (Paperback)
As I have always found Brits to be very appealing, I was really excited to find this book. I found Ms. Cahoon's book to be well organized and written in a very modern tone for today's woman. Much of the advice she offers could also pertain to meeting males of most cultures, it is great practical information that your best friend or a favorite aunt might offer but it is great to have it in written form.

I love the way she goes country by country offering cultural insights, best places to meet men and also how to handle sticky situations that might occasionally arise. I was kinda disappointed to discover that Brits are some of the more difficult to get to know better. Oh well, I still harbor hope that it is possible to travel to London and meet hottie actor Richard Armitage *_*

sticky situations

I don't understand…but I want to!

Xpost to Corey:

Yeah, I have no idea what people want or like, either. Thanks for trying, though!

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lc2disCYwV1qdmmiqo1_400.gif

phew!

Subtle but effective. Putting surfboard guy on a longboard was a nice touch.

sadly this might be a year too late to capitalize on:
http://27.media.tumblr.com/OQPeipxiOlp2ki911ZVw4QaBo1_400.jpg

hahaha that did make me laugh a year ago

sorry, don't mean to impose after you've already posted an awesome and likely very labor-intensive gif, but if you worked your magic on this one, it could blow up, too, if the dude writes another book soon about noticing something.
http://ffbsccn.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/gladwell.jpg

actually, not to pry a closely-guarded pro secret from you, but do you guys have some kind of magicker wand than the magic wand tool for selecting objects? because just separating the longboard dude alone from the background cleanly seems like a major ordeal, and there's four more of those dudes!

http://sidesalad.net/archives/SideShowBobJpg.jpg

Magnetic lasso! It works well on most objects, but there's usually still some additional touch up work that needs to be done.

http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lc3wjhbNvm1qdmmiqo1_500.gif

shamelessly going for the slightly evilish cat thing again in an attempt to impress teen goths