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My son James is a Marine who has had two tours of duty, both in Iraq and Afghanistan.

Somewhere near Bagram:

"So what's your dad do?"

"...I don't want to talk about it."

"Okay. Hey, there's this Bill Murray movie I just got in the mail."

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 11 November 2010 21:33 (thirteen years ago) link

I mean, Charles Schulz always managed to squeeze Snoopy in for a root beer with Bill Maudlin every Veterans' Day.

Even if Davis is so rich he doesn't need a calendar anymore, you'd think some editor out there would've noticed what day a "Day of Remembrance" strip was slated to run.

http://tinyurl.com/koalalala (Pleasant Plains), Thursday, 11 November 2010 21:36 (thirteen years ago) link

Garfield Christmas strip involves laughing at spider orphans...

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 11 November 2010 21:37 (thirteen years ago) link

That strip is so perfect in in its inappropriateness though, I'm glad no one was paying attention.

romoing my damn eyes (Nicole), Thursday, 11 November 2010 21:38 (thirteen years ago) link

ahahahahahahahahaha

acoleuthic, Thursday, 11 November 2010 21:47 (thirteen years ago) link

loooool

call all destroyer, Thursday, 11 November 2010 21:48 (thirteen years ago) link

wow

bows don't kill people, arrows do (Jordan), Thursday, 11 November 2010 21:50 (thirteen years ago) link

ha Jordan took the word directly from my mouth

Baron Strange of Knockin (DJP), Thursday, 11 November 2010 21:50 (thirteen years ago) link

xpost -- BLARK in English
BLARF in Spanish

It means something...

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 11 November 2010 21:51 (thirteen years ago) link

the hurt lasagna

goole, Thursday, 11 November 2010 21:51 (thirteen years ago) link

Is the strip actually about the spiders now?

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 11 November 2010 21:52 (thirteen years ago) link

oh wow wow wow @ that last one - CIA-funded lolz

acoleuthic, Thursday, 11 November 2010 21:52 (thirteen years ago) link

odie's ears in panel 1 = twin towers

frogman henry rollins (am0n), Thursday, 11 November 2010 21:54 (thirteen years ago) link

whiney: i'm not going to lie to you max
whiney: i've always secretly loved this garfield comic from 1987
whiney: http://www.garfield.com/comics/vault.html?yr=1987&addr=870312
max: i dont know what to say
max: thanks for not lying to me
whiney: can you post that to the garfield thread if you have the time
whiney: i just was a lonely guy
whiney: thinkin baout a garfield strip i used to like

max, Thursday, 11 November 2010 21:54 (thirteen years ago) link

never forget

bows don't kill people, arrows do (Jordan), Thursday, 11 November 2010 21:55 (thirteen years ago) link

Splut-shaming in Popular Music & Song

goole, Thursday, 11 November 2010 21:58 (thirteen years ago) link

RIP Whiney

the Whiney G. Weingarten Memorial 77 Clique (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 11 November 2010 22:02 (thirteen years ago) link

This has always been my favorite Garfield strip: http://www.garfield.com/comics/vault.html?yr=1990&addr=900330

http://tinyurl.com/koalalala (Pleasant Plains), Thursday, 11 November 2010 22:30 (thirteen years ago) link

http://img440.imageshack.us/img440/7046/fiveyears.png

ciderpress, Thursday, 11 November 2010 22:44 (thirteen years ago) link

i dont like all this spider abuse

homosexual II, Thursday, 11 November 2010 23:22 (thirteen years ago) link

http://i55.tinypic.com/21cuv81.gif

Apparently this one ran on Martin Luther King day in 1989.

Jim Davis has needed a calendar for 21 years.

Stop Non-Erotic Cabaret (Abbbottt), Friday, 12 November 2010 22:24 (thirteen years ago) link

wha

tears of a Bill (brownie), Saturday, 13 November 2010 01:31 (thirteen years ago) link

hoooooly shit

deej otm? (some dude), Saturday, 13 November 2010 03:02 (thirteen years ago) link

two months pass...

Ok I've been playing with the generator. I've come up with a line of Garfields about passive aggressiveness and cabin fever.

http://s1208.photobucket.com/albums/cc364/aerialnostalgia/?action=view¤t=Picture14.png

Evan, Tuesday, 1 February 2011 21:43 (thirteen years ago) link

Ok wait...

Evan, Tuesday, 1 February 2011 21:43 (thirteen years ago) link

http://ohgarfield.tumblr.com/

da croupier, Tuesday, 1 February 2011 21:45 (thirteen years ago) link

http://i1208.photobucket.com/albums/cc364/aerialnostalgia/Picture14.png

Evan, Tuesday, 1 February 2011 21:47 (thirteen years ago) link

There we go.

Evan, Tuesday, 1 February 2011 21:47 (thirteen years ago) link

http://i1208.photobucket.com/albums/cc364/aerialnostalgia/Picture21.png

Evan, Tuesday, 1 February 2011 21:49 (thirteen years ago) link

T/s: Random Garfield Generator vs. Garfield Minus Garfield

Mr. Fart Pop Bass (Phil D.), Tuesday, 1 February 2011 21:50 (thirteen years ago) link

http://i1208.photobucket.com/albums/cc364/aerialnostalgia/Picture31.png

Evan, Tuesday, 1 February 2011 21:52 (thirteen years ago) link

i still think the ones where the thought bubbles are removed is way funnier than either of these two that actually became memes

odd taran wild'n gang killam all (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 1 February 2011 21:52 (thirteen years ago) link

http://i1208.photobucket.com/albums/cc364/aerialnostalgia/Picture52.png

Evan, Tuesday, 1 February 2011 21:54 (thirteen years ago) link

This is just so much fun to make though.

Evan, Tuesday, 1 February 2011 21:55 (thirteen years ago) link

http://i1208.photobucket.com/albums/cc364/aerialnostalgia/Picture51.png

Evan, Tuesday, 1 February 2011 22:02 (thirteen years ago) link

http://tpparty.com/barfield/output_20101218_201638.gif

Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 1 February 2011 22:03 (thirteen years ago) link

I know this is an old meme but does anyone like mine?

Evan, Tuesday, 1 February 2011 22:12 (thirteen years ago) link

I tried to actually make a little bit of sense with them unlike the millions at the top of the thread.

Evan, Tuesday, 1 February 2011 22:13 (thirteen years ago) link

http://tpparty.com/barfield/output_20110201_142134.gif

Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 1 February 2011 22:22 (thirteen years ago) link

wrong thread I know but

http://garfieldminusgarfield.net/post/1612184391/g-g-the-book

dark

°U° tation (Schlafsack), Tuesday, 1 February 2011 22:28 (thirteen years ago) link

wait

http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lc3nlynbmv1qz8z2ro1_500.png

°U° tation (Schlafsack), Tuesday, 1 February 2011 22:28 (thirteen years ago) link

http://tpparty.com/barfield/output_20110201_142838.gif

polyphonic, Tuesday, 1 February 2011 22:29 (thirteen years ago) link

http://i1208.photobucket.com/albums/cc364/aerialnostalgia/Picture22.png

Evan, Tuesday, 1 February 2011 22:39 (thirteen years ago) link

http://i1208.photobucket.com/albums/cc364/aerialnostalgia/Picture16.png

Evan, Tuesday, 1 February 2011 22:41 (thirteen years ago) link

Anybody like?

Evan, Tuesday, 1 February 2011 23:10 (thirteen years ago) link

Evan Minus Feedback

polyphonic, Tuesday, 1 February 2011 23:20 (thirteen years ago) link

Haha I am very needy.

Evan, Tuesday, 1 February 2011 23:35 (thirteen years ago) link


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