zach's old animations and new visual art, updated every 25 to 60 days

They start looping once they're done loading, yep, which explains why they're not in sync at the beginning. But what's weird is that they're looping at different speeds! Like, if the upper-left tile starts half a second earlier than the upper-right tile, it should continue to be half a second ahead no matter how long you look at it (since the two tiles have the same amount of frames and I set the speed at the same rate for all 9 images)...but after a while, the upper-left tile will start to only be .3 seconds faster, than .2, .1, then identical, then .1 slower, .2 slower, etc.

I have probably just written the most boring post ever posted on the internet. *champion*

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the sync doesn't change once they're all loaded afaict....synched perfectly now actually (thanks to coolsloth)

it seemed to me there that it got in sync then fell out of it. You're the Steve Reich of gifs. Woaaaaah now it's on a crazy cycle moving across them. Well that's me sorted for my Saturday night entertainment.

You're an interesting guy zs

Every time I load the page they sync differently.

^me too. c'mon coolsloth, sync it up, we're counting on you

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<3 u coolsloth

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9f1zM7I8Z8

hahahahaha

hahahaha!!!

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i am always so happy when i see this thread back in my bookmarks. Never fails to deliver, and this time is no exception. Especially love the creepy cats.

yay doug henning

uh, i don't mean to jinx myself but I think the cat picture may be blowing up on tumblr, to a mild degree? I just posted it a while back and now a bunch of teenagers are reblogging it back and forth. I know this shouldn't be exciting but my iphone is buzzing with every reblog and it's getting more and more frequent. WEIRD

ok, not "blowing up" but 60 or so reblogs, which is way more than the 0-2 that I usually get!

you're gonna roll snakeyes sooner or later dude

or box cars. or whatever the good thing is.

60 is pretty awesome.

I've learned that there's pretty much a fuckyeah blog for each United State.

I think this one is relatively more popular because a) I tagged it with "cats", and b) it's slightly creepy so it appeals to sad teenz. The next thing I do will be back to the 0 note bin

Hey, we can't all be threeframes.

there's a fuckyeahgifs tumblr that's very big, and you can submit gifs to it, but I don't really understand how to submit to it, tbh. usually I don't fail at the internet to that degree, but I get the feeling I'm not doing it right

well, I'm up to 92. gotta admit that it's not playing out the way I expected: I always thought that when a post got a bunch of activity out of nowhere, it also came attached with a bunch of new "followers". I figured all it took was one lucky post to get a big base of people following you, and after that it was pretty much like compound interest. But none of these 92 people who reblogged are following me (well, 1 brave soul did), so the next thing I do is back at square one. I feel like the guy who was really convinced by the ponzi scheme strategy and is JUST now figuring out it's a house of cards!

Love all of that last batch, but yeah, the cats are amazing.

129!

Love your stuff, thanks

260

this is weird

i mean, really fucking weird. this 14-year-old named TOGEPENIS reblogs it, and within a minute or two NINE people have reblogged it from him. Which means this kid is basically like the guy that Malcolm Gladwell ran into that inspired The Tipping Point. So now I have to follow 14-year-old TOGEPENIS to entice him to follow me, because if I can get him to follow me then it's like high % tipping point whenever he reblogs me.

delete internet, i am spooked

honestly? you lost me at "TOGEPENIS"

"ihatezachwithaburningpassion reblogged this from kimmiethefuckingsquid"

have to admit that I did a doubletake when I read that (the first part), and was really worried that a particular ex had joined tumblr

That purple/yellow planet gif is fantastic!

371!

thanks! I felt stupid the second I finished it, though, because I realized the sun in the middle was also yellow, and in fact more yellow than the "yellow planet"!

yellow/purple is like the most underused contrasting color combo imo
really cool and evocative in that gif
which is also a funny gif!

xpost

yep, as a reality check I posted an old one a minute ago to see if I get more than 2 notes:

http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lbsi0eGoHt1qdmmiqo1_500.gif

uh...oops! well THAT's not going to do well! I meant

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yellow/purple is like the most underused contrasting color combo imo

I have the worst eye for color combos...so last weekend I bought this awesome book!

http://i53.tinypic.com/29wp9g4.jpg
Color Index 2

It has a bunch of attractive color combos and their RGB/CMYK codes. And one of the color combos it had was the one I used in the planets. So basically I have no idea what I'm doing but I can sorta follow instructions. :-/

i always wanted to know who the internet's answer to faith popcorn was and now we know it is togepenis.

not only that, but he won't follow me back! the only thing worse than making the conscious decision to follow togepenis is to get rejected by togepenis

maybe there is another path.
kanye is tight with aziz ansari
aziz always posts embarrassing stuff about his brother, therefore:
make an animated gif of aziz's brother, and in three weeks you will be producing kanye's next album.

just thinking of ways to cut out the middle-penis.

xpost

cant fault that logic bomb

1-800-MY-MOHEL

that's actually not a bad idea! in tribute to all of the 14-year-olds who have taken chosen to reblog my image, along with 92 other pictures that they also liked today, I hereby name this evil plan:

togepenisdeathbyanalfissures

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same color scheme, but probably with less sexy results (I somehow passed 1000 last night! but the reblog momentum is gone)

whoa

whooooooops, better version:

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when universitys start offering moving.gif classes in 5 years that one's gonna be on every syllabus

it's gorgeous

muuuuuuuuuuuuuuy