US POLITICS election/post-election edition: your country will improve immediately.

that slate article is easily the most retarded thing ive read this year

i voted absentee already. i have a great congressman so that was pretty easy. didn't vote for schumer but he'll win by 30 points anyway

While we're waiting for all that tea to get brewed.

1994: I was driving back to Minneapolis from visiting my girlfriend in Missouri. It was (and only) general election I missed voting in. That night, I was listening to the AM news stations from Des Moines and Chicago, from Newt's victory speech to Mario Cuomo going down in flames. Beating the steering wheel and going "NOooooo!"

Now it's going to happen again, and I don't think I'm going to get wound up again. I'm not going to be pleased about it, but surely if this nation could survive the Civil War, it can handle six years of Sen. John Boozman (R-Ark.) I mean, hell, it's not going to be much different than Sen. Blanche Lincoln (D-Ark.)

And if Obama can successfully turn this into the "See? I Told You So!" 2012 campaign, then go for it. I'd be lying if I said I didn't have some sort of perverse deathwish to see Rand Paul elected. The weeds always grow first after a good crop burning.

Taibbi otm, making George Carlin's "Fuck voting" monologue ever more defensible.

The weeds always grow first after a good crop burning.

i like this as a "wednesday morning" slogan.

really disappointing that there aren't rent is too damn high candidates downticket on the ny ballot

Via Twitter, former Letters to Cleo singer Kay Hanley:

kayhanley
Regular Studio City polling place moved w/o warning from easily accessible loc at Laurel+Ventura to prohibitive Mulholland Dr. Outrage.

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Nothing says "Let them eat cake" quite like moving the election to the top of a mountain accessible only by car. With no parking.

Taibbi q&a:

http://www.gq.com/news-politics/politics/201010/griftopia-matt-taibbi-breaking-america

i had no idea taibbi was behind the exile! makes sense

looking forward to voting later, but totally annoyed by all my friends spamming the shit out of Facebook with "I voted!" and "Did you vote?" posts

6 domestic terrorists inspired by Fox News

just voted and lol at Cuyahoga County (Cleveland) democracy: Four guys with the last name Corrigan and all unopposed

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_krljc3Xjjj1qz54k3.jpg

"fuckin a right"

voted an hour again ... though it's an off-year election here in NJ (i.e., other than the House race and a local city counsel seat, nothing else) and given that i am in Hudson County the Democrat is a shoo-in.

http://www.alan.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/john_boehner.jpg

REALLY going to be wanting to punch this face for the next few years. Watched him on C-SPAN at a rally the other night saying "Obama called anyone who disagrees with him enemies. My friends, I call you patriots."

Ipso facto, I am NOT a patriot, Boehner's name-calling trumps Obama's, and somehow we will no longer be a "divided country" come Wednesday morning. Hooray.

http://www.alan.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/john_boehner.jpg

http://www.guidofistpump.com/guido%20pix/guido_orange.jpg

Boehner's got a face tailor made for black-and-white negative campaign ads.

Thing is, he's not punchable like Cheney, where I actually knew there were some (devious) ideas in his head. Boehner just seems like the emptiest empty suit ever.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_NUZ_fM-TQKQ/S9CkcY_PXWI/AAAAAAAAQyw/ZyHIWj6HjVY/s1600/428px-John_Boehner_golf.jpg

Finally, America has found a leader who's in touch with the voters.

Holy shit, thank you for that! And this from a party that questioned John Kerry's "guyness."

if this hasn't already been commented upon ... http://twitter.com/rosannecash/status/29421685199

Boehner's only point in his favor: he's an avid smoker.

He probably has a whole temperature controlled room in his D.C. house filled with free cartons from Phillip Morris.

note to self: no political discussions on facebook today

note to self: no political discussions on facebook today ever

I'm having a hard time with the temptation to visit the FB page of the guy I went on a date with who is a really vocal Tea Bagger, Palin fan, and Firorina fan. It's disgusting, especially as he is only 24. I once wrote something critical of Palin on my page and he responded "No H8!" and gave me a little speech on how Dems are very intolerant.

Some are, some aren't. But criticism of Sarah Palin is pretty objective.

My friend chided me for predicting, a couple of years ago, that she would fade away. I assuaged her frustration by reminding her that Palin is a lot closer to Snooki than elected office.

it's a nice clear day today nationwide. that's one very small bright spot

You're urging Dems to stay home and enjoy the weather, aren't you.

i made a mistake, posted some diatribe about how the country has always been full of shit and ideals should be left behind on election day (didnt say who to vote for or even any modern policy) and then got hit with someone talking about how they work for their money and dont want to have to rely on obama and all the standard republican talking points. at the end they asked "where does socialism actually work?" and i was tempted to write about my wonderful recent vacation in sweden (also including fellow socialist hell denmark) but figured i should just pull the plug on the FB all together today...

No, you should have said "Sweden, where PS they also aren't afraid of non-white ppl" and THEN pulled the plug on FB

Ingmar Bergman never made films with black people if I remember correctly.

yeah, but the dude who played Bill Cosby's dad on The Cosby Show is a beloved television personality over there

oh shit I looked it up and I meant Norway, never mind

Let's stave off the gloom:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SyLObuHfo14

No, you should have said "Sweden, where PS they also aren't afraid of non-white ppl" and THEN pulled the plug on FB

You mean Sweden, where just last year they constitutionally banned minarets? I'll give Europe the benefit of socialism's, well, benefits, but the people are nearly every bit as racist, xenophobic, anti-immigrant and prejudiced as we are.

Oh, whoops, that was Switzerland, wasn't it? Same dif.

Sweden: The country Americans always mistake for some other country.

Country That's Not America: The country Americans always mistake for some other country.

I think I went there once.

America?

No, the other place.

where?

About 10 years ago, my wife and I were seated next to a well-dressed guy on a connecting flight to Newark. We had a very nice conversation about several things, including education and politics. Near the end of the flight he asked us if Newark was our final destination. We told him no, we were heading on to Amsterdam. He replied, "Oh. Which state is that in?"

I'm sure there's an Amsterdam, New Mexico.

Crossing back into the United States from Vancouver, my dad pulled the rental car up to the border patrol booth. The guard took one look at our California plate and said, "From California, huh?"

My dad said no, we're from Arkansas. The guard just looked at him blankly and said, "Arkansas, California?"

I once met a dude in Santa Barbara that thought Illinois was a city in Chicago. I bet he's not the voting type, though. Or the reading type.

A guy in my high school in North Carolina asked me if Montana used the same kind of money as they used in NC.

http://www.sos.wa.gov/elections/initiatives/people.aspx#1069

If it weren't for sports I bet many if not most Americans wouldn't have much idea where our major cities are.

Like Anaheim, Auburn Hills, Arlington...